Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2013

Saturday 09 November 2013

So tomorrow (sunday) we go to Old Trafford for the start of a new era. Manchester United v Arsenal with David Moyes in charge of the home team. No...

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Thursday 07 November 2013

Dortmund 0 Arsenal 1 Champions League Group Stages I've paid my dues, Time after time. I've done my sentence, But committed no crime. And bad mi...

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October 2013

Tuesday 29 October 2013

Arsenal 0 Chelsea 2 Capital One Cup We are out of the League Cup. Actually I did not want to win this piece of silverware this season, I am concen...

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Wednesday 23 October 2013

Yesterday was my 64th birthday, but it was spoilt for three reasons! 1. I had to work, and Arsenal lost 2-1 at home to Dortmund in the Champions Le...

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Sunday 20 October 2013

Arsenal 4 Norwich 1 Another comfortable win for my team with goals from Jack Wilshre, Aaron Ramsey and 2 from Mesut Ozil. People are saying the...

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Tuesday 08 October 2013

After a super September when I guided Arsenal to the top of the Premier League by winning every match, qualified for the champions league (that may ha...

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September 2013

Monday 30 September 2013

Swansea 1 Arsenal 2 Our 13th successive away win, unlucky for some - the some being the teams that have to play us! And the people that like to wri...

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Saturday 14 September 2013

Today we have our first game since the transfer window, away to Sunderland. In the press conference, £42 million signing Mesut Ozil has said Arsen...

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