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Funny story: Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Calls On George W. Bush To Fire Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Calls On George W. Bush To Fire Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

(2005) Just days after being nominated by President George Bush to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, DC Circuit Court Judge John Roberts has thrown the White House a curveball by saying two of the Administrations top strategists should resign or...

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Funny story: Will Smith injured by overly tight costume

Will Smith injured by overly tight costume

(2008) News in briefs - Will Smith, at a press conference in Australia promoting the movie Hancock, announced that when he said the line "It's a little tight", featured in TV adverts for the movie, he was actually trying to inform the director...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

(2015) Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read: "Greetings Gring...

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Funny story: Housing Crisis in Heaven; Homeless Camps Growing; Pandemic Blamed

Housing Crisis in Heaven; Homeless Camps Growing; Pandemic Blamed

(2021) Heaven, From Pearly Gate No. 5. Woof Bluster with a SINful report for Spoof Interplanetary News. The situation on Oro Street worsened this week as tents and sleeping bags of the homeless spread over several blocks between the fifth Pearly Gate and St…

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Funny story: Miley's new face job

Miley's new face job

(2009) Hannah Montana Beau Miley Cyrus has shocked headlines this week by her new face job. Miley, who last month split from her long term boyfriend Justin Gaston, went into major depression after the split from Justin aged 22. Miley then went into surgery...

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Funny story: Patty Hearst Endorses Obama

Patty Hearst Endorses Obama

(2008) Greenwich, Cn./ AP - Inspired by the recent New Yorker Magazine cover of Michelle Obama looking like Angela Davis, and Barack Obama looking like a Charmin Toilet Paper ad with a roll wrapped around his head, the former trust fund terrorist said she...

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Funny story: Stevie G v Becks At Boxing - Joey Barton Has Dibs On Winner

Stevie G v Becks At Boxing - Joey Barton Has Dibs On Winner

(2009) The Steven Gerrard to fight David Beckham saga took on a whole new twist this morning, as Joey Barton (future uncertain) challenged the winner of the Maracana Stadium 'Rumble In Rio' fight. "I'd knock 'em both out," Barton quipped. "They're both p...

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Funny story: Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

(2014) A new movement for a special day of celebration is popular with the President, backed by Senator McCain, with enthusiasm showing in the mainstream press. The Blame Russia and Putin Day, or BRAP Day, is gathering steam. A summer day, probably in...

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Funny story: 7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

(2007) Doctors performing a colonoscophy on President Bush this weekend were shocked when they found a long lost priest from the Vatican. Father Domino Rodriguez, had been visiting the Vatican from Venenezuela at the same time President Bush paid a visit to...

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Funny story: Britain Braces Itself for Low-Priced Petrol!

Britain Braces Itself for Low-Priced Petrol!

(2008) Cash-strapped wannabe martyrs who want to claim their bounty of 72 virgins, can now go ahead and make their plans to strike at any moment - thanks to greedy supermarkets such as Stainsbury's, Tosscos, Masda's and Dorrison's.

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Funny story: Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

(2009) Casting has started in Hollywood for the new 'Kojak' movie, hotly tipped to be the blockbuster movie of summer 2010. Kojak, originally starred baldy actor Telly Savalas as a lollipop sucking NYPD detective whose catchphrase was: "Who loves ya baby...

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Funny story: Colin Powell's Colon Clear

Colin Powell's Colon Clear

(2004) Bethesda, MD - Following a directive from the President, all senior executive branch officials submitted stool samples to physicians at the Bethesda Naval Hospital for screening for colon cancer. While all of the results have not been release, the W...

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Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

(2014) McAllen, TX - A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens travelled thousands of miles was for the...

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Funny story: Myspace fights against loss of Market Share

Myspace fights against loss of Market Share

(2010) Social networking site has been losing ground to Farcebook since its arch rival set up shop on the other side of the street. They tried a niche pop group advertising, but Farcebook groups had more adherants, and the bands abandoned Myspace in favour...

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Funny story: Foxy Knoxy Inspires British Knife Crime Rise

Foxy Knoxy Inspires British Knife Crime Rise

(2009) Notorious large breasted English exchange student Amanda Fox has accomplished more than Playboy centerfold and a full eagle spread in Bladewars Illustrated this year. She has managed to be at the center of an OJ Simpson like crime investigation and b...

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Funny story: Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

(2011) I was in a store yesterday and a young woman was in there with her sweet little girl, about 18 months old. A cashier was talking to them and said, "Hello honey. You are such a cutie." She didn't know the mom and toddler. "She thinks you know her name," giggled the young mother. I was shocked that the young mother had actually named her daughter 'Honey'...even more shocked than I was when...

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Funny story: Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

Eriksson denies Nottingham move was for the 'honey'

(2009) Nottingham: Famed for its 5-1 ratio of women to men, the city of Nottingham was chosen by Sven Goran Eriksson for his move back into the English football league, as he joined Notts County as director of football. At a packed press conference today...

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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Denies J. Crew Shopping Spree

Marilyn Manson Denies J. Crew Shopping Spree

(2009) In a statement released early Saturday, shock-rocker Marilyn Mason denied reports that he was seen purchasing "tasteful, understated garments" at a Los Angeles J. Crew clothing store last week. Eyewitnesses told tabloid outlets that Manson, who...

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Funny story: Anti-Political Suicide Training School Opens

Anti-Political Suicide Training School Opens

(2008) Chappaqua, N.Y, July 2008: An Anti-Political Suicide Training school has been established here to help politicians cope with appearing on TV and radio interview shows and not get their butts kicked or a foot stuck in their mouth.

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Funny story: Trump: Lost In Translation

Trump: Lost In Translation

(2017) American President Donald Trump recently visited France for Bastille Day festivities, and took the time out from his busy schedule of insulting C-List celebrities on Twitter to sit down with the French media. It was not a good idea. Believing t...

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Funny story: New Jonas Brothers Album Titled "Limes, Bines and Trying Times"... Why?

New Jonas Brothers Album Titled "Limes, Bines and Trying Times"... Why?

(2009) In an interview with me at Grolling Stones, Joe Jonas explained the title, Limes, Bines and Trying Times as "a bit of poetry we came up with on the last tour we did." On the meaning he stated, "Limes are something that someone feeds you, whether...

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Funny story: Baby Admits Hiring Assassin To Wipe Out Mel Gibson, Oksana!

Baby Admits Hiring Assassin To Wipe Out Mel Gibson, Oksana!

(2010) After the past two weeks of reports that Mel Gibson had hit his girlfriend and the mother of his baby, Oksana Grigorievia, it seems that the police not only have been given more recordings of Mel's drunken racist rages, they are also looking into cha...

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Funny story: To be 'Pinged' or not to be 'Pinged' that is not the question, especially in the UK!

To be 'Pinged' or not to be 'Pinged' that is not the question, especially in the UK!

(2021) Technology, modern science, and communication systems have taken the human race to new limits of not knowing what the fuck is going on around them, especially in the UK, led by its incompetent, bumbling, scatty PM! The latest trend, after 'Freedum…

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