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Funny story: Isle of Wight Beauty Contest Winner Named

Isle of Wight Beauty Contest Winner Named

(2009) Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an...

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Funny story: Zero visibility at stealth bomber crash site

Zero visibility at stealth bomber crash site

(2008) A B-2 stealth bomber crashed in Guam on Friday as part of a United States Air Force project to determine just how undetectable the plane is.

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Funny story: British Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration

British Government Announces Plans to Control Bird Immigration

(2006) In a public statement to the House of Commons, the newly-appointed anti-Bird-Flu supremo, Mr. Guy Dog, has said that Britain will prevent the entry of birds with H5-N1 "bird flu" to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Recognising the ext...

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Funny story: Marcia Cross Gives Birth to Twin Girls; 'Desperate Housewives' Producers Ecstatic

Marcia Cross Gives Birth to Twin Girls; 'Desperate Housewives' Producers Ecstatic

(2007) "We've been wanting to work a newborn into the plot. And since laws say we can't employ a baby for very long each day, we needed two."...

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Funny story: 'Heavy Rain' - Lancashire Software Firm Launch Serious Rival Title - And It's Cheaper!

'Heavy Rain' - Lancashire Software Firm Launch Serious Rival Title - And It's Cheaper!

(2010) A Lancashire software developer has released a console game for PS3 enthusiasts which looks set to rival 'Heavy Rain' as the most ambitious console game ever. Jason Etherington, CEO of RinkyDinkyGames Inc told us from his Rishton office: "Our g...

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Funny story: Nebraska Man Couldn't Care Less About Britney Spears

Nebraska Man Couldn't Care Less About Britney Spears

(2007) John Allen Morales, a 37 year old Omaha construction worker, says he couldn't care less about Britney Spears rehab or recently shaved head.

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Funny story: Rogue Asteroid to Collide with Moon

Rogue Asteroid to Collide with Moon

(2007) NASA announced today it has been alerted to a rogue asteroid that seems to be on a collision course with the moon.

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Funny story: Bakery names Tiger Tarts

Bakery names Tiger Tarts

(2010) Famous Bakery, Windemere, FL- The Tiger Woods saga has touched many hearts, as well as many types of industries since the onset of the scandal. Capitalizing on the famous golfer's downfall is a small town bakery in Windymere, FL which is now produ...

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Funny story: Spray-on Tan Now Available For Pets

Spray-on Tan Now Available For Pets

(2009) (Beigetown, Texas) Planning to take little Rover to Florida, but worried that the UV might damage her coat? Fret not, because the good folks from Mist-ova ™ Tan have just come up with a solution. Within the next few months the company will be s...

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Funny story: Alberto Gilardino to retire from football

Alberto Gilardino to retire from football

(2007) AC Milan's young striker Alberto Gilardino has finally decided to quit football and take the pressure of him from having to dive every game and miss easy chances.

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Funny story: Why the Judge Cried at the End of the Anna Nicole Smith Hearing

Why the Judge Cried at the End of the Anna Nicole Smith Hearing

(2007) Some thought it was emotion, but Spoof spies have the real scoop.

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Funny story: General Election 2010: Day Deleted!

General Election 2010: Day Deleted!

(2010) Within weeks after the date of this year's general election was announced, it has been cancelled - but in a much more complicated way than usual. Brown's government would not want to be seen as cancelling the election, as it would make Brown be vi...

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Funny story: Man Likes His Coconuts Big and Hairy

Man Likes His Coconuts Big and Hairy

(2011) A gay man has spoken openly about his likes, in bed. Larry Sabu, 20, said that he likes nice, big, hard coconuts to be covered in hair and with "nice sized holes" for his fingers to linger in. Larry was speaking to a food magazine about what a...

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Funny story: People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

(2017) The Spoof and other pioneers in fake news have found their readership plummeting as serious competition has arisen from other real fake news sources. Competition has been on the rise as money motivated individuals discovered that if they fed peo...

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Funny story: "Prince Harry No Danger To Troops" - Army

"Prince Harry No Danger To Troops" - Army

(2007) Troops in Iraq from the same regiment as Prince Harry are "in no danger whatsoever" sources within the British Army have confirmed.

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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth to Be Engaged To Heather Mills: The Saga Continues

Bruce Forsyth to Be Engaged To Heather Mills: The Saga Continues

(2008) One of Britain's iconic TV entertainers, Bruce Forsyth who claims he is 35 years-old but looks about 80 has just announced that he is to be engaged to Heather Mills. Forsyth met his latest love a...

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Funny story: Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

(2012) SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...

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Funny story: Howard K Stern books Elton John for Anna Nicole funeral serenade

Howard K Stern books Elton John for Anna Nicole funeral serenade

(2007) Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's bereaved partner/lawyer Howard K Stern has said he has asked Elton John to play a Princess Diana type of farewell serenade at the stripper's funeral in the Bahamas. The lyrics* to his famous 1997 euo...

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Funny story: Criss Angel being stalked by stalker

Criss Angel being stalked by stalker

(2010) The famous Las Vegas Magician, Criss Angel has a serious problem. He is being stalked, by a stalker. The Las Vegas Police Department daily log book shows a complaint by the famous entertainer that he has someone following him wherever he goes, "e...

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Funny story: There Is Definitely A "T" In Trump

There Is Definitely A "T" In Trump

(2017) Donald Trump revealed in a recent interview that he believes he is not only doing a fantastic job as the newly appointed Commander in Chief but that his early success is being drastically overlooked. "Not only am I excelling as President of the Unit...

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Funny story: Lord of the Illuminati is Lord Mandelson the Dark Lord

Lord of the Illuminati is Lord Mandelson the Dark Lord

(2010) Peter Mandelson has an amazing 35 cabinet committee posts his influence some would say control over Government decisions is supreme. Undercover reporter Harry Holmes has discovered that Lord Mandelson is a top member of the Illuminati and is know...

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Funny story: Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

(2008) Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon.

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Funny story: Bear Grylls Has It Easy Says Cameraman

Bear Grylls Has It Easy Says Cameraman

(2011) Top TV cameraman, Ford Focus has caused much controversy in Televisionland by telling the world on You Tube that survivalist Bear Grylls is a bit of a fraud. Viewers have marvelled at Bear's survival skills, which have seen him climbing over mount...

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