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Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

(2014) Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...

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Funny story: Two Miracle Births in One Week at London Hospital

Two Miracle Births in One Week at London Hospital

(2010) London, England - An amazing story broke this week out of London that has the world and most doctors scratching their heads. A black Nigerian couple, Ben and Angela Ihagboro, living in London announced the birth of their child--a blonde-haired, blue-...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies of Massive Stroke, Latest Celebrity Death

(2009) In a month that has seen the deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and several other celebrities, one more has been added to the list. Gidget, the Chihuahua who became famous selling Mexican food for the Taco Bell chain, passed away due to a st...

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Funny story: Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

(2007) Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...

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Funny story: China and Nepal slowly crush India

China and Nepal slowly crush India

(2011) Nepal are to re-measure Mount Everest after a dispute with China about its true height. After watching a geology show on BBC HD with Richard Hammond last night, our intrepid reporter Taribo West knows how mountains are formed. "Basically, its two...

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Funny story: Revealed: Barack Hussein Obama was born in The Scammer Republic of Nigeria

Revealed: Barack Hussein Obama was born in The Scammer Republic of Nigeria

(2010) Yes it is true that Obama was not born in USA and yes it is true that his Dad was Kenyan, but Obama was born neither in USA or Kenya, Obama was in fact born in Nigeria, the country famous for scamming white people. Why was Obama born there? Obama'...

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Funny story: Obama spurns UN, heads for Somalia

Obama spurns UN, heads for Somalia

(2008) Declaring victory for his war policies in Iraq and Afghanistan, Presidential hopeful Barack Obama cut short his middle eastern tour and turned his attention toward his peace initiative in Somalia.

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Funny story: Artistry Eludes Me

Artistry Eludes Me

(2004) I always figured that someone with a healthy life, a good set of friends, or a stable family wouldn’t be able to become an artist. My theory was based on Van Gough’s ear, Picasso’s blueness, and Frida Kahlo’s broken back. Health, family, AND friendships all had to be faltering in order for your artistry to materialize. It was clear to me that if I ever wanted to accomplish being an artist I had to...

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Funny story: Social Networking Tools Make You a Sedentary Fat Bastard

Social Networking Tools Make You a Sedentary Fat Bastard

(2010) Studies by the World Health Organization consortium known as the "Gastro-Intestinal Researchers, Therapists and Hospitals", have indicated that the typical social networking tool addict, has a 97% chance of being or becoming a grotesquely fat bastard...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to Carry His Own Bag

Tiger Woods to Carry His Own Bag

(2011) Bored with golf Tiger Woods has turned the sport into a soap opera. In the latest installment of 'Breaking Wind: The Tiger Woods Story' Tiger Woods has fired his long time caddy New Zealander Steve Williams. Helping Tiger Woods to victory in 13 of hi...

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Funny story: Danish Pastries and the Dutch Chicken Supremo

Danish Pastries and the Dutch Chicken Supremo

(2008) A spokesman for the Danish Manchester United Supporters Club (Denmark for all you southerners is up north a bit, turn right, start swimming, near Norway), has taken responsibility for all the fuss surrounding Utd's alleged tapping up of Spurs'...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

(2010) Stopping off on an emergency landing in Atlanta, Actors Taylor Lautner and another actor thought to be Jimmy Walker were handcuffed and told to shut up and to keep walking after government officers marched the two through the airport in Atlanta. "...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

(2007) (MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.

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Funny story: Blair sounds ‘Last Post' over British armed forces

Blair sounds ‘Last Post' over British armed forces

(2004) Prime Minister Tony Blair has ensured Britain will never again be drawn into a situation like Iraq - by effectively disbanding the UK's armed forces.

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Funny story: Dia treinte y seite / Nutters Beach Club opens again after heatwave dries out Volga Olga's boney groin!

Dia treinte y seite / Nutters Beach Club opens again after heatwave dries out Volga Olga's boney groin!

(2018) Yes fellow Nutters the heatwave currently crisping up our wrinkles has caused quite a problem, Volga Olga, our resident dancer and, 85 year-old Russian nymphomaniac, was "nearly biting the dried, burnt grass" as she suffered two bouts of dehydration after dancing into the early morning hours and disappearing in the broom cupboard with Tiger Woods after she divulged her parched, saggy boobs, to him...

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Funny story: LA Coroner: "I know how Michael Jackson died"

LA Coroner: "I know how Michael Jackson died"

(2009) The Los Angeles County Coroner announced Wednesday that he now could state how Michael Jackson died: "Michael Jackson died because his heart stopped beating," the coroner told reporters. "The mystery has been solved. Speculation must end now. E...

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Funny story: The Australian Sex Party Growing Fast!

The Australian Sex Party Growing Fast!

(2010) The Australian Sex Party formed in 2008 is beginning to rapidly multiply, but of course, that's what Sex Party's do. "Tea Party! What a lame name!", stated Fiona Patten who is the leader of the party and will stand for the SENATE in the next feder...

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Funny story: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Advocates Backyard Oil Rigs

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Advocates Backyard Oil Rigs

(2008) Washington, D.C. - During a teleconference today, Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann said that to help cut gas prices, congress should open the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling, and allow for the expansion of oil exploration in o...

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Funny story: Dallas Quarterback, Tony Romo Blames Big Loses On Center, Gurode Andre's Gas Problem

Dallas Quarterback, Tony Romo Blames Big Loses On Center, Gurode Andre's Gas Problem

(2009) Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboy's star quarterback has finally came out into the open and stated that for some time now, he's had to not only deal with the big egos on the Dallas Cowboys like Terrel Owens but also with Center, Gurode Andre's gas attacks...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Caddy Now Embroiled in Rights to "Little Black Book!"

Tiger Woods and Caddy Now Embroiled in Rights to "Little Black Book!"

(2011) No sooner had Tiger Woods cut his 12 year association with his New Zealand based caddy, Stevie Williams, than an important legal issue arose over caddies' rights to their 'little black book', the bible that lists yardages on every course, and restric...

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Funny story: Devon James Still Insists Son Belongs To Tiger Woods, Wants DNA Testing

Devon James Still Insists Son Belongs To Tiger Woods, Wants DNA Testing

(2010) After getting one suit thrown out of court, porn star Devon James is still trying to get money from Tiger Woods, even though DNA evidence has cleared Tiger once. She has filed new court documents asking another judge to force Tiger to submit DNA e...

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Funny story: Supermarket Granny Jilted By 'In Denial' Chef

Supermarket Granny Jilted By 'In Denial' Chef

(2008) As the news of the highly shocking Davidson/White marriage breaks, an elderly woman reveals the emotional turmoil that she has been put through by the newly married MPW.

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Funny story: Military chiefs hide weapons from Blair

Military chiefs hide weapons from Blair

(2004) Britain's military top brass were behind the massive defence cuts announced by the Government.

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