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Fast food chain under fire over McPanda burger

Funny story: Fast food chain under fire over McPanda burger

(2006) Animal rights activists were furious yesterday over the decision by an American fast food chain to introduce a range of 'endangered species burgers' including the McPanda, the McTiger and McRhino.

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Berlusconi OK's Conjugal Visits For Amanda Knox: Guess Who's On Her Wish List?

Funny story: Berlusconi OK's Conjugal Visits For Amanda Knox: Guess Who's On Her Wish List?

(2009) Italy's Priapic President, Silvio Berlusconi showed a sense of humanity today when he authorized the reactivation of conjugal visits for convicted murderess Amanda Knox. Knox, who had been imprisoned for over two years while Italian Justice played...

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Elin Nordegren "I feed MY Tiger with rat meat, it makes me feel good!!"

Funny story: Elin Nordegren "I feed MY Tiger with rat meat, it makes me feel good!!"

(2009) Tiger Woods Kitchen, Orange County, Florida: In this exclusive interview with Elin Nordegren, Spoofy Doofy was able to gain access to the Tiger Woods household and interview his wife Elin Nordegren. Having been to some war zones around the world...

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Kei$ha Nude Pics Hacked & Shone On Internet

Funny story: Kei$ha Nude Pics Hacked & Shone On Internet

(2010) The master of weird looks, or at least runner-up to Lady Gaga, Ke$ha has had her personal pages hacked and there are nude pics of the performer on them. Although unconfirmed at this writing, there is enough about it on the web that it would seem t...

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Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

Funny story: Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

(2009) I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, King Of The Jungle, Italian chef Gino D'Acampo was slammed as a cheat today, allegedly, by uber breasted drink swiller Jordan. D'Acampo was accused of smuggling tea, coffee, sugar and salt into the jungle camp,...

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Nana Mouskouri is a 'babe' say scientists

Funny story: Nana Mouskouri is a 'babe' say scientists

(2008) Scientists from the Stan Butler University in Cockney Land, London. Have announced that seventies, Greek Songstress Nana Mouskouri is a hot mamma. "In the past she was stigmatised as a, reet boiler" said Professor Nomoney Jones. "However she shou...

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Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

Funny story: Trump to Persecute People Who Say "Happy Holidays"

(2016) Trump transition team member Corey Lewandowski derailed a decent conversation on Hannity by making a strangely worded announcement about Christmas. During the Tuesday interview, Lewandowski tried to steer the conversation away from legitimate crit...

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Official - American Football Is For Pussies

Funny story: Official - American Football Is For Pussies

(2009) (Defecated News) Having deliberated over the last two years, IOC chiefs have rejected the USA's request to consider American 'Football' as a sport worthy of being in the Olympics. Sergio Buttokini, President of the IOC summarised the findings in...

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New 'Wii Wank' Game Released

Funny story: New 'Wii Wank' Game Released

(2009) (Defecated News) The race to be the year's favourite toy is an important one for parents, but more so for the manufacturers and retailers with almost 30% of typical annual turnover coming from the festive season alone. An entertainment company has l...

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Caddie Gives "Full Support for Tiger Woods"

Funny story: Caddie Gives "Full Support for Tiger Woods"

(2009) From his home in New Zealand, a caddie stated today that he "fully supports Tiger" while he wrestles with Elin Woods over his harem of blond shankster girls. The caddy, a major sidekick sportster dude from his million dollar a year job with Wood...

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Hussein's "Body Double" Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea

Funny story: Hussein's "Body Double" Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea

(2005) BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 8, 2005 - Saddam Hussein's claim that he wasn't really the former dictator of Iraq but rather a body-double fell apart today when one of the real body doubles positively identified him. "Yeah, that's him...so...can I go now?" said A...

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Green Onions Cause Taco Bell E-Coli Outbreak

Funny story: Green Onions Cause Taco Bell E-Coli Outbreak

(2006) The cause of the Taco Bell E-Coli outbreak has been traced to green onions possibly imported from Mexico. In response, the fast food chain has pulled all onions from all of its United States locations. Chemical analysis of the product shows traces...

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Britian to run off Poo by 2015!

Funny story: Britian to run off Poo by 2015!

(2009) In a shocking 4am announcement tonight the Green Party have unveiled a stunning agenda to fight the next general election. They have revealed a double hit on both global warming and the economy with the startling announcement that within three ye...

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Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

Funny story: Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

(2006) In the ongoing radiation poisoning saga, the toxic Polonium 210 has infected two more victims. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair have both tested positive with Polonium 210 poisoning. The highly radioactive material is deadly, bu...

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Meredith Baxter Confesses: "How Hanging Out With Ineffectual Men In '80's Television Turned Me Gay"

Funny story: Meredith Baxter Confesses: "How Hanging Out With Ineffectual Men In '80's Television Turned Me Gay"

(2009) Los Angeles, California - Along Pacific Coast Highway No. 1, past the pier at Venice Beach, past the seaside condos of Santa Monica, nestled in the hills northwest of the city proper, sits Meredith Baxter, former television mom and now fully fledged...

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Justin Bieber is not a Robot Say Friends.

Funny story: Justin Bieber is not a Robot Say Friends.

(2010) Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed the sensational news that Justin is not what certain people are saying he is. They say Justin would be severely upset if he knew what people were saying about him and they have urged the media not to re...

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Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

Funny story: Man Executed in Saudi Made 'Boobies' Out Of Sand

(2009) SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who compl...

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O.J. Simpson Gets 33 Years

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Gets 33 Years

(2008) Las Vegas, Nevada: Gridiron great O.J. Simpson will serve at least nine years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007. O.J. Simpson told the judge Friday that he was sorry for...

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FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

Funny story: FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

(2008) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture have jointly approved the use of cola as pesticides in farming and general pest control both outdoors and indoors. The two government organizations had...

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Trump Beheads Bears Ears, plans partial decapitation of Mount Rushmore

Funny story: Trump Beheads Bears Ears, plans partial decapitation of Mount Rushmore

(2017) Somewhere in Utah. After chopping off the head of Bears Ears National Monument, Utah, Trump is now honing his Trump© axe, according to several unnamed high-ranking sources, to hack away at just about all of this country's national parks. "It...

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Countdown to Christmas - Gift suggestions for Andy Murray

(2008) Even friends and family of the rich and famous can have problems selecting gifts. So our team has been helping out with ideas gleaned from the many Christmas catalogues which have arrived at The Spoof office over the last few weeks. This week the focus is on gifts for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray... 1. Thorntons Deluxe Hamper Ideal for sharing with Team Murray - or perhaps not, fo...

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Lesbian Daughter of V.P. Dick Cheney Pregnant

Funny story: Lesbian Daughter of V.P. Dick Cheney Pregnant

(2006) The openly gay daughter of United States Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that she is expecting a baby. News of the announcement brought concern, curiosity, and speculation as to the identity of the father from Washington insiders, other fam...

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