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Funny story: Barton Blames Hatton

Barton Blames Hatton

(2009) Newcastle United badboy Joey Barton has lay the blame for his extraordinary and unnecessary challenge on Liverpool's Xabi Alonso at Anfield yesterday, squarely at the door of his friend and fellow Manchester City fan, Ricky Hatton. Hatton was beat...

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Funny story: Soccer Starlet Ronaldo Supports Male Cross Dresser Prostitute Charity

Soccer Starlet Ronaldo Supports Male Cross Dresser Prostitute Charity

(2008) Brazilian soccer phenom Ronaldo has launched his own personal charity to support the plight of male transvestite prostitutes in Rio.

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

(2010) Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging to the trailer hitch for the past 24 ho...

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Funny story: "Only Fools & Horses" or Al Gore's "An Incontinent Truth": judicial review to decide

"Only Fools & Horses" or Al Gore's "An Incontinent Truth": judicial review to decide

(2007) London - (Ass Mess): The Department for Education has come under heavy criticism after coughing up £25m million for hundreds of thousands of remaindered DVDs of Al Gore's seminal film memoir of eco disaster in the post-Queen Mother era entitled &...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Regrets Terrible Champions League Record

Sir Alex Ferguson Regrets Terrible Champions League Record

(2009) Sir Alex Ferguson has told journalists at a Press conference earlier today, that although he has enjoyed a wonderful reign in charge of Manchester United, he regrets having a poor record in the Champions League. United have won the CL just twice u...

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Funny story: Secret Opus Dei midwife suspected in Austrian incest nutter case

Secret Opus Dei midwife suspected in Austrian incest nutter case

(2008) Amstetten, Austria - (Reuterus): Police are probing reports that a mysterious Opus Dei midwife attended the birth of all seven of Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's chidlren's dungeon births.

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Funny story: Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

(2019) Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drones have this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to dear,old Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to you like FOX...

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Funny story: Boat Goes Down: Nudists' Spirits Remain Up

Boat Goes Down: Nudists' Spirits Remain Up

(2004) Austin, TX -- A party boat on the Colorado River tipped over yesterday. It seemed that everyone on the boat noticed a cute little fishie on the...

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Funny story: Arizona State University Declared the Worst College in the World

Arizona State University Declared the Worst College in the World

(2014) TEMPE, AZ-A detailed report completed this spring semester by national scholars announces Arizona State University (ASU) as the worst school in the history of colleges and universities in the world. Based on the results from a ten-year study conc...

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Funny story: UFO from Oz Buzzes Air Force One Over Kansas

UFO from Oz Buzzes Air Force One Over Kansas

(2008) (Kansas City KS) A small flying saucer briefly chased Air Force One above the skies of Kansas this afternoon. The UFO was shaped like a golden ball and tailed the president's plane until it was shot down by an F-16. The president was unhurt and s...

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Funny story: FBI Finds Bush is a Corrupt Bastard

FBI Finds Bush is a Corrupt Bastard

(2007) CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The FBI searched the offices of four legislators associated with the Corrupt Bastards Club: Stevens, Rep. Pete Kott, R-Eagle River; Sen. John Cowdery, R-Anchorage; and Rep. Vic Kohring, R-Wasilla. They also searched w...

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Funny story: Star Wars and Other Conspiracy Theories

Star Wars and Other Conspiracy Theories

(2018) Since the beginning of time, man has believed in conspiracy theories. In fact, even before man, dinosaurs believed in conspiracy theories too. For example, the history books tell us that a meteor hit the earth and wiped out all the dinosaurs. But man...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Better Than Messi - So Says Mourinho

Ronaldo Better Than Messi - So Says Mourinho

(2011) Despite his side going out of the Champions League semi final at the hands of a Lionel Messi inspired Barelona side, Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho declared his temperamental forward Christiano Ronaldo to be "the complete 21st century player and s...

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Funny story: Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet

(2008) Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.

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Funny story: Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

Administrative Assistant Feels He Was Sexually Harassed On First Date

(2019) Wisconsin. Sources confirmed Tuesday that Biff Spud, a "new hire" at a city administration building in Door County, Wisconsin, was sexually harassed by Human Resources Director, Jennifer Kriels, 39, on a date they had the previous weekend. The...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tricked by Prankster Nicklaus

Tiger Woods Tricked by Prankster Nicklaus

(2007) Des Moines, Iowa-- May 4, 2007 - At the 7th Annual Freedom Financial Classic Golf Tournament yesterday in Des Moines, Iowa, Tiger Woods fell victim to event organizer and senior tour prankster Jack Nicklaus's latest gag. As Tiger addressed his t...

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Funny story: "Handy Manny" proves a hit on Disney's hardcore channel

"Handy Manny" proves a hit on Disney's hardcore channel

(2007) Middletown, New Jersey - (Ass Mess): Disney's new hardcore porn channel has proved popular in the New Jersey area this week.

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Funny story: Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

(2005) London, 4th May 2005. Former UK Independence Party Candidate Sir Gilroy-Kilt has ordered an enquiry following the discovery of the British General Election results on the back seat of a London cab.

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Funny story: Election Results: Politics Still Boring

Election Results: Politics Still Boring

(2007) Record levels of voters turned out yesterday, as seats in the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly and most local authorities outside London were being hotly contested in what had been dubbed

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Funny story: MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

(2004) London's humble citizens were treated to a rare insight into the private life of Britain's first non-male prime minister.

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Funny story: Being a Condescending, Self-Righteous, Greedy, Narcissistic Asshole Actually Leads to Happiness, According To Report

Being a Condescending, Self-Righteous, Greedy, Narcissistic Asshole Actually Leads to Happiness, According To Report

(2019) Scientists and researchers at the University of Colorado came to the conclusion, Friday, that condescending, self-righteous, narcissistic assholes who judge, criticize, and ridicule those around them actually do find happiness in the long run.

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Funny story: George Bush signs McCarthy Patriot Act

George Bush signs McCarthy Patriot Act

(2004) WASHINGTON -- President George Bush today announced he had signed the McCarthy Patriot Act to honor whom he terms "a true American hero."...

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Funny story: Man chews off his own Penis rather than have Sex with his Best Friends Sister's Cousin

Man chews off his own Penis rather than have Sex with his Best Friends Sister's Cousin

(2008) Chinese man Lu Zer took drastic steps to avoid having to indulge in sexual adventures with his best friends sister's cousin after a surprise double date went horribly wrong.

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