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Funny story: Sexy Spy Anna Chapman Implicated In Vuvuzela Conspiracy

Sexy Spy Anna Chapman Implicated In Vuvuzela Conspiracy

(2010) Sexy alleged Russian ginger spy, Anna Chapman, arrested last week on espionage charges, was last night presented with a warrant by leading sportscaster ESBN. ESBN are aggrieved that the Russian hotty may be the individual responsible for ruining...

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Funny story: Research Reveals That Fish DO Sweat

Research Reveals That Fish DO Sweat

(2012) Researchers at Titchfield College Of Perspiration today revealed that fish actually do sweat, and that the reason why nobody ever noticed previously is that the little beads of perspiration are quickly diluted by the surrounding watery environment.

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Funny story: Paris gets vagina insured!

Paris gets vagina insured!

(2007) New york (the hot-shot pub): The last time we saw Paris Hilton, she was a preacher on "Larry King's Alive", stating all the lines she read in the bible, including the part that she felt was truly "hot". But no...

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Funny story: Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

(2004) Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who ma...

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Funny story: Andy Murray blows Gasket as he catches Sharipova blowing Gasquet

Andy Murray blows Gasket as he catches Sharipova blowing Gasquet

(2008) Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 wi...

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Funny story: Cheney to Girl Scouts: "Eat Me"

Cheney to Girl Scouts: "Eat Me"

(2004) WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney, recently overheard dropping the "F-bomb" to Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vermont, has struck again. At a brief photo op this morning, he told the members of Girl Scout Troop 1327 of Neurath, Alabama to &qu...

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Funny story: Zac Efron has moved from Hoe to English Rose

Zac Efron has moved from Hoe to English Rose

(2009) Zac Efron has once again shocked family, friends and fans alike by finally moving on from High School Musical Hoe Star Vanessa Hudgens. The high school musical and 17 Again star is said to be in a relationship with a 20 year old English rose.

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Funny story: Ayava CEO announces he loves a Zebra

Ayava CEO announces he loves a Zebra

(2004) Dan Patterson, Chairman and CEO of Ayava Inc, manufacturer of Dyalasis machines and services to the Saudi royal family amongst others, announced today his impending marriage to Untembe a wild Zebra from Kenya. He and his fellow senior executives w...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Comments on the Values of America

George W. Bush Comments on the Values of America

(2004) President George W. Bush, speaking at the NATO Summit in Turkey said that embracing the principles of democracy does not mean embracing American culture. "Look at me," said President Bush during comments made at the Summit, " I'm the least cultural p...

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Funny story: McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

(2008) Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.

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Funny story: Janet Jackson to flash her Nipples at brother Michael's Funeral

Janet Jackson to flash her Nipples at brother Michael's Funeral

(2009) It has been dubbed the biggest funeral of the 21st Century and what better occasion for Janet Jackson to promote her latest album than by flashing her nipple in front of a worldwide audience. Janet's right nipple attracted worldwide attention when...

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Funny story: Tybee Island Gets New McDonald's Next Door To Current McDonald's

Tybee Island Gets New McDonald's Next Door To Current McDonald's

(2014) Tybee Island: McDonald's have announced that it is to open a second McDonald's restaraunt next door to an existing McDonald's in the rather odd little town of Tybee, Tybee Island. "Big Mac lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite McD...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

(2008) WASHINGTON D.C.- On the heels of it's recent decision in favor of an individual's right to keep and bear arms, the United States Supreme Court handed down yet another landmark ruling today in the case of Alex Jones Vs. The Ci...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato: "Who is Miley Cyrus?" And New Problems For The Once Good Role Model

Demi Lovato: "Who is Miley Cyrus?" And New Problems For The Once Good Role Model

(2009) In an interview with PopStarsBabes, actress and singer Demi Lovato went crazy when the interviewer asked her about Miley Cyrus' status. She screamed "Who is Miley Cyrus?". The interviewer told her that Cyrus was a Disney teen idol, just like Lovat...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Not Father Of The Kids, According To Debbie Rowe

Michael Jackson Not Father Of The Kids, According To Debbie Rowe

(2009) Now that Michael Jackson is dead and having two autopsies to be 100% sure, ex-wife and surrogate mother Debbie Rowe is no longer bound to the confidentially agreement he paid a lot of money to sign. So what does she do first thing? Revealing that Mic...

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Funny story: Fashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest

Fashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest

(2005) The Fashion Police, in a joint effort with the Fun Police, have issued a warrant for Osama bin Laden's arrest after repeated violations, apparently caught on tape.

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Funny story: Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

(2010) Famous Hollywood Director Woody Allen is shooting a new movie; this will be his first in the genre of pornography. He will both direct and star in the movie (and is also the producer and writer). A page of the script, where Allen encounters his first prostitute, was accidentally left at a New York City lunch counter. A monologue from that script is printed below: "How much do I have to pay...

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Funny story: Govt. blocks cerealmaker from disease testing

Govt. blocks cerealmaker from disease testing

(2008) WASHINGTON--The Bush administration said Tuesday it will fight to keep a packaged food manufacturer from testing all of its products for rat-borne diseases.

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Funny story: FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

(2007) Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.

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Funny story: Exclusive Gordon Brown Confession - 50 Ways Labour Conned You

Exclusive Gordon Brown Confession - 50 Ways Labour Conned You

(2010) I Gordon Brown, former unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, would like to issue a statement on behalf of the Labour Party and formally apologise for almost a decade and a half of Labour rule which I now formally acknowledge has destroyed this once great country. In doing so, I would like to publically acknowledge just some of the overwhelming mistakes, miscalculations and insidious p...

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Funny story: Cop Gets Job From Porn Star, Then Loses His Job

Cop Gets Job From Porn Star, Then Loses His Job

(2007) Porn "actress" Barbie Cummings of Blacks on Blondes fame, tried turning an old trick to get out of a speeding ticket by performing oral sex on the officer who stopped her. Tennessee Trooper James Moss was then fired by the Tennesse...

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Funny story: Falling Indicators Narrowly Miss Greenspan

Falling Indicators Narrowly Miss Greenspan

(2005) Alan Greenspan, Chairman of the Federal Reserve for Life, continues to be upbeat about the economy and is spear-heading a new campaign to return consumer confidence. Project, "So, You Think You've Got it Bad?" features chances to win free trip...

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Funny story: Vuvuzela Vibrators Big Hit at Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties

Vuvuzela Vibrators Big Hit at Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties

(2010) Orlando, FL - Move over "Big Dong" and "Oui Oui Magnifique" there's a new vibrator in town and women all over the country are buying them up quicker than you can say "comes with batteries." The Vuvuzela Vibrator is creating quite a buzz with women...

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