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Funny story: Can You Stand the Heat??? Hot Pretzel Yoga Not for the Faint of Heart!

Can You Stand the Heat??? Hot Pretzel Yoga Not for the Faint of Heart!

(2018) Combining the key principles of hot yoga with the technology of wood-fired brick ovens, the latest fitness craze known as hot pretzel yoga offers participants the opportunity to twist themselves into a pretzel and be baked at 425 degrees for 45 minut...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Talks About His New Movie

Quentin Tarantino Talks About His New Movie

(2019) We are thrilled to have a guest editorial from director Quentin Tarantino, director of Jackie Brown and Pulp Fiction, and other three-hour talkfests. In a Spoof exclusive, Tarantino talks about his exciting remake of Jaws, followed by an exclusive ex...

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Funny story: Eurovision song contest will be won by a mime act

Eurovision song contest will be won by a mime act

(2012) It was calculated that the Eurovision Song Contest for 2012 would be won by Sweden due to the way countries vote for each other. The mathematical formula for calculating the winner is freely available, and has correctly predicted seven of the last fi...

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Funny story: Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul

Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul

(2007) CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican hopefuls say they stand by President George W. Bush and his failed policies and plan to continue them like any good Nazi Republican should. Arizona Sen. John McCain, Former New York City mayor Rud...

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Funny story: Nerd looking for a new hobby

Nerd looking for a new hobby

(2019) Nerd Brian Asshat is now looking for a new hobby, following the end of both Game of Thrones and The Big Bang Theory. Grammar pedant Brian, 63, said 'I need a new hobby, now that two of my favourite programmes are ending, and we have had Avengers E...

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Funny story: All not well with Zuckerbergs: Priscilla angered by Facebook stock

All not well with Zuckerbergs: Priscilla angered by Facebook stock

(2012) Only days into the Zuckerbergs' new life together, Priscilla Chan is enraged with her husband, the NASDAQ, and anyone else who gets in her way. How many shares of Facebook she actually owns is a mystery, but one thing is clear: The stock issued at...

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Funny story: Britney and Rihanna in bondage have a handcuffed snog!

Britney and Rihanna in bondage have a handcuffed snog!

(2011) Nothing shocks anybody anymore especially after "Bondaged Britney Spears" and "Raunchy Rihanna" got locked together in their chains and sent the crowd into a hot frenzy after doing a bit of S & M on stage at the Billboard Awards. Even Lady Gag...

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Funny story: Jimi Hendrix To Play The Joker

Jimi Hendrix To Play The Joker

(2004) May 22, 2004 (Hollywood, CA) -...

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Funny story: Al Gore Files Lunar Warming Lawsuit

Al Gore Files Lunar Warming Lawsuit

(2007) Washington D.C. - In yet another bizarre consequence of global warming science, claims that global warming has spread to the surface of the moon and possibly other planets within the solar system has prompted enviro-religious leader Al Gore to file a...

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Funny story: Bush vows to continue crusade against religious fanatics

Bush vows to continue crusade against religious fanatics

(2004) George W. Bush held a press conference in the new Jesus Room (formerly the briefing room) of the White House after church on Sunday. He vowed to continue his crusade against religious fanatics all over the world.

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Funny story: Swine 'flu catches apostrophe flu

Swine 'flu catches apostrophe flu

(2009) In a complication to the widespread lack of panic or even interest in Britain over the media obsession with swine 'flu, a new outbreak hit the country today, one of apostrophe flu. Said Dr' Mengele O'Goebbels from his government-funded laboratory-...

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Funny story: New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

(2007) Tokyo is to host the world premiere of the fifth, and hopefully last, in the series of Harry Potter film extravaganzas, The Orders Of Pat Phoenix, on June 28. The city, which is in Japan

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Funny story: Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

(2010) Research scientists working at the Advanced Political Institute of Theory (APIT), have broken new ground in the field of female armpit hair as it relates to political power. At the moment, no one in the mainstream media knows for certain if E...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

(2010) Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all. Because he's already signed a deal with newly relegated Portsmouth. It...

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Funny story: Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

(2010) The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...

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Funny story: Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

(2014) It's the stuff fairytales are made of; Kim Kardashian is to finally wed her incredibly wealthy, highly successful soul mate, Kanye West. This is the most highly anticipated wedding of the year, possibly of all time, and has divorce lawyers across the...

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Funny story: McCarthy Divorce Shocker

McCarthy Divorce Shocker

(2004) Both Hollywood and the book world were shocked when it was announced that super couple Cormac and Jenny McCarthy recently filed for divorce.

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Funny story: Motor Oil Flavored Seafood a Hit at Trendy Restaurants

Motor Oil Flavored Seafood a Hit at Trendy Restaurants

(2010) At Club Piranha in Hollywood, California, Chef Jorge Rodriguez found himself in a dire predicament last week when he received a load of shrimp believed to be contaminated by the BP Oil Spill. With only minutes to go until his dinner crowd was set to...

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Funny story: Scientists Link Vandalism to Excessive Oedipal Masturbation

Scientists Link Vandalism to Excessive Oedipal Masturbation

(2005) Research Proves What Victims...

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Funny story: Oscar De La Hoya Finally Confesses

Oscar De La Hoya Finally Confesses

(2009) LOS ANGELES - Champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya finally admitted that he is reality slut Daisy De La Hoya of VH-1's trashy "Daisy Of Love." Fin Dickers of Reality Star!Magazine fessed up to Daisy's true identity who has always claimed that Oscar i...

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Funny story: Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, sells Queen for £500k

Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, sells Queen for £500k

(2010) The United Kingdom is waking this morning to the shocking news that the current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, has been sold to a Russian Oil baron by the Duchess of York. The Duchess, Sarah Ferguson, who was divorced by the Queen's son Andrew in 19...

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Funny story: Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

Global warming responsible for female sperm whale parthenogenesis

(2007) London - (Ass Mess): Marine conservationists at London Zoo believe that global warming is responsible for a spate of virgin births among sperm whale females following their alarming disinterest in traditional mating.

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Funny story: Woman Trapped in Bathroom Endures 14 Hours of Piped-In Music

Woman Trapped in Bathroom Endures 14 Hours of Piped-In Music

(2005) Ladue, MO--A woman who was stuck in a Schnuck's supermarket bathroom for 14 hours without her cell phone and forced to listen to an endless loop of "elevator" and New Age music, while she repeatedly yelled for help to no avail, has file...

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