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Funny story: Britney Spears Forgets The Singing Part Of Show In Russia

Britney Spears Forgets The Singing Part Of Show In Russia

(2009) After receiving death threats before her "Circus" show in Russia, Britney Spears came out in what appeared to be her sexy nighty and began to dance. As the hand clapping got louder and louder, she apparently thought she heard a shot because she do...

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Funny story: Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

(2007) A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.

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Funny story: Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

(2005) Jersey City, NJ -- After two full days of meetings with representatives from the five major crime families, Central Mob Bank Chief Al Giorbilini has decided to raise interest rates on all loans by 5000 basis points to 35.5%.

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Funny story: Carlos Irwin Estevez Has Sent Resume to Tiger Woods Applying For Job of Caddy

Carlos Irwin Estevez Has Sent Resume to Tiger Woods Applying For Job of Caddy

(2011) Tiger Woods is caddyless and is advertising for a new caddy. This morning amongst the pile of resumes he received was a fifteen page resume from someone named Carlos Irwin Estevez. Not recognizing the name Tiger was about to put the resume on the...

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Funny story: I'm Outraged Claims GOD

I'm Outraged Claims GOD

(2007) TheSpoof! can officially announce that Leader of the Christians known to many as GOD is rumored to be very outraged over the recent attacks on his name by insurance companies who just don't want cough up and pay out. GOD is appar...

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Funny story: World in CRISIS!

World in CRISIS!

(2019) The news media like to keep us in crises. There is a crisis for everyone, it seems. Here are a few of the crises in which you, right now, may well be involved (even if you didn't know it): Water crisis Fentanyl crisis Heroin crisis Suez crisis...

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Funny story: Oil Is Cheaper Today! Get Some Petrol Quick!

Oil Is Cheaper Today! Get Some Petrol Quick!

(2008) The world's financial markets have today shown a dramatic slump in the price of oil, and several leading UK supermarkets are holding an extraordinary one-day 'Petrol Is Down' spectacular sale!...

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Funny story: Judge Sentences Chris Brown to Rihanna Spanking

Judge Sentences Chris Brown to Rihanna Spanking

(2009) Rapster extraordinaire and bully embarassment Chris Brown released a two minute video apologising for beating his musical girlfriend, Rihanna. Besides probation and community service doing garbage collection on Sesame Street the judge decided that Br...

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Funny story: O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones

O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones

(2017) Lovelock Correctional Center, Lovelock, Nevada Newly paroled convict O.J. Simpson, winner of the Heisman Trophy and other sporting awards, told reporters about how it no longer bothers him if people buy and sell his old trophies. Simpson has spent ni...

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Funny story: Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

(2005) The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) has found another stash of rodents. However, this time, they appear to have mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed that will certainly have to be culled by the most huma...

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Funny story: World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

World's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book

(2007) CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A Harry Potter artifact was found just as J. K. Rowling's last Harry Potter book has rolled off the shelf, proving that Harry Potter was a real sorcerer. Ms. Rowling has cautioned everyone not to read the last chap...

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Funny story: Zeta Jones Goes Topless To Appease Terminally Ill Tosser

Zeta Jones Goes Topless To Appease Terminally Ill Tosser

(2009) In her tireless quest for charitable works, human decency, and one eye on the publicity machine, Catherine Zeta Jones, wife of that old guy actor who was in 'The Streets Of San Francisco' on TV before starring in 'Romancing The Stone' on the silver s...

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Funny story: Conspiracy to Get Rid of Annoying People by Taking Them for Spacewalks Is Busted

Conspiracy to Get Rid of Annoying People by Taking Them for Spacewalks Is Busted

(2006) Boston, Massachusetts -- First came the amazing news that the company Space Adventures plans to offer spacewalks to space tourists. Then came even more amazing news. Boston police have just busted a conspiracy of millionaires (calling themselves R...

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Funny story: Iraqi People Thank American and British Soldiers

Iraqi People Thank American and British Soldiers

(2008) Thousands of people have attended a big rally in the centre of Baghdad to say "thank you" to the soldiers of America and Britain for all their help that has returned Iraq to normal.

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Funny story: Al Gore Jr. Charged with felony drug-possession; faces 2 years in jail; Lawyers to use 'Fruit from the Poisoned Tree' defense over dad's objection

Al Gore Jr. Charged with felony drug-possession; faces 2 years in jail; Lawyers to use 'Fruit from the Poisoned Tree' defense over dad's objection

(2007) San Diego, California - Al Gore Jr. was formerly charge with felony drug-possession and one moving violation that stemmed form his traffic stop for speeding which resulted in his arrest on July 4th. If convicted on the more serious charge, Gore Jr.,...

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Funny story: Doctors Remove 5 Polyps From Bush's Brain

Doctors Remove 5 Polyps From Bush's Brain

(2007) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Doctors removed five large polyps from President Bush's brain on Saturday and "all appeared worrisome," a White House spokesman said. Doctor's also removed Bush's colon from his brain and reattached it...

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Funny story: Katie Price has a new Willie to play with

Katie Price has a new Willie to play with

(2009) Leaving her marital woes behind her - or Peter and the kids as they are sometimes referred to - Katie Price has taken a break from her punishing schedule of shopping, self-publicity and partying. Ms Price has now returned to her new house in a pop...

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Funny story: A Review of Scunthorpe Zoo

A Review of Scunthorpe Zoo

(2009) I was assigned to review Scunthorpe Zoo today. Scunthorpe is an area rich in culture, heritage and fat girls on bikes sitting outside local supermarkets waiting for their boyfriends to return with their shoplifted loot. The Zoo is an attraction that could put the area on the map - Scunthorpe has been removed for several maps for the past few years due to lack of interest. The first thing tha...

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Funny story: Slime-Based Ecosystem Found Under White House

Slime-Based Ecosystem Found Under White House

(2005) Washington--An extensive slime-based ecosystem of knee-high mud volcanoes, snowy microbial mats and flourishing crustacean communities lies in watery caverns beneath the White House, say researchers.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Celebrate Rodovan Kardzic's Arrest

Al Qaeda Celebrate Rodovan Kardzic's Arrest

(2008) The Saudi Sunni Wahhabi Muslim, CIA & MI5 funded by and established by terrorist organisation known as Al Qaeda, today celebrated the arrest of Rodovan Kardzic.

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Funny story: Gore's Speeches Cause of Global Warming

Gore's Speeches Cause of Global Warming

(2008) Boulder Colorado - Climatologists have announced the source of global warming surprisingly has been pinpointed to the escalating length and number of speeches on climate change by Al Gore.

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Funny story: Job Scare At Job Centre

Job Scare At Job Centre

(2008) There were terrifying scenes of pandemonium this morning at a local Jobcentre Plus office when staff and frantic 'customers' realised that one of the jobs on the Visual Display Jobpoints was genuine.

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Funny story: 67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

(2005) A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.

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