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Funny story: Hunt For Elusive Clitoris Continues - Investigators Baffled

Hunt For Elusive Clitoris Continues - Investigators Baffled

(2010) Reports coming in suggest that despite 500 investigators aged 16 or thereabouts suggest that not a single one managed to locate and identify a female clitoris on Saturday night in various test locations across the UK. The study, funded by the Germ...

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Funny story: iPhone 5G and Virgin Mobile Tie the Knot

iPhone 5G and Virgin Mobile Tie the Knot

(2010) It's official. Apple has announced that the new iPhone 5G, originally due out in June 2011, will make its way to store shelves in time for Christmas. And, the best news of all, you won't need a cellular phone contract to use it. Instead, Apple is...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

(2010) Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute. Mrs Stroke insisted th...

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Funny story: "Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

"Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

(2008) Christopher Tolkien son of Lord Of The Rings author J.R.R.Tolkien has hit out at some media claims that the Gandalf character is Gay. Speculation about the wizards sexuality increased following JK Rowling's announcement that Professor Dumbledore...

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Funny story: Middle School students get culture from University field trip; remain shocked at what college has to offer

Middle School students get culture from University field trip; remain shocked at what college has to offer

(2007) Eighth graders at a Middle School were taken to a local University for a field trip over the weekend. The University, was chosen because of its student diversity, great academic reputation and intimate setting with fewer numbers of students than near...

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Funny story: Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

(2018) The video of from President Trump forgiving one well-fed turkey on the White House lawns went viral. Trump marked the occasion with a speech saying that forgiving turkeys would make America great. The recipients of the Great Presidential Pardon were...

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Funny story: Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

(2006) Legally blind paraplegic runaway William Ryan, 10, made an incredible solo trek from New York City to a Pennsylvania farm where his father had sent the family cat, police said yesterday.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson lawsuit to be settled by Sharia court

Michael Jackson lawsuit to be settled by Sharia court

(2008) London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): A Bahraini princelet's £5 million lawsuit against Michael Jackson is to be moved from the Royal Courts of Justice to a Sharia court in rural Warwickshire. Jackson confirmed the news as his plane touched down in...

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Funny story: Egypt declares war against Algeria after insulting Egyptians at a "footy" game!

Egypt declares war against Algeria after insulting Egyptians at a "footy" game!

(2009) This message sent by Reuterus to the UN was published today and Egyptian troops are now gathering off of the Algerian coastal border ready to attack the Algerian capital Algiers. The reason for this conflict is a football game played between them,...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Exclusive! Seen at Gym With Rug Burns on Knees

Kate Gosselin Exclusive! Seen at Gym With Rug Burns on Knees

(2010) While Kate Gosselin continues to claim that there is no man in her life, several signs indicate that may not be true. A reported bounty has been offered for any person who can get an exclusive story on the man who caused the rug burns witnessed on Ka...

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Funny story: Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

(2007) England manager Steve McClaren this morning berated the efforts of Pyrenees part-timers Andorra after their unsuccessful attempt to beat Russia last night - Andorra lost 1-0, a result which saw England crash...

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Funny story: Pope to Sex up anti-Sex Campaign

Pope to Sex up anti-Sex Campaign

(2007) Sex Sells! We see it every day on TV, Radio, toilets, under manhole covers its in- (or un-) escapable.

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Funny story: Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

(2007) Unpopular b*stard, President Musharaf of Pakistan, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which provide TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Clinton campaign setback as Arkansas mayor resigns claiming satanic abduction

Clinton campaign setback as Arkansas mayor resigns claiming satanic abduction

(2007) Centerton, Arkansas - (X-Files Mess): Hillary Clinton's 2008 White House campaign is in dissarray as a key former political ally of her husband Bill resigned today claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satanists during the 1970s when provid...

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Funny story: States of Wisconsin and Iowa Discovered to be 'Totally Fucked'

States of Wisconsin and Iowa Discovered to be 'Totally Fucked'

(2018) International News Reporters rushed to the State of Wisconsin when they received a disturbing report that the intricately-designed Universe (with all of its magnificent wonders as well as its originally-beautiful design) is somehow broken, twisted, a...

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Funny story: Jose Morinho 'Baghs' Iraq Manager Job

Jose Morinho 'Baghs' Iraq Manager Job

(2007) Leather faced grumblestiltskin Jose Mourinho denies rumours he may take over the sacrificial lamb/temping post of England manager but has thrown his name into the bullet riddled hat to be the next president and manager of struggling third world divis...

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Funny story: 'Don Draper' Mad Man quits show in 'Mad' rage

'Don Draper' Mad Man quits show in 'Mad' rage

(2010) AMC have confirmed Jon Hamm, the star of their award winning show, Mad Men, has quit after a sensational bust up with show creator Matthew Weiner. Hamm claims, 'Weiner and his fellow writing staff depict me week after week, sleeping with countless...

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Funny story: Zac Efron argues against Mr. Lynn

Zac Efron argues against Mr. Lynn

(2011) Zac Efron held a news conference today, taking questions from reporters on Richard Lynn's conclusion that Asians have the highest IQ in the human race. Efron said he highly doubts Lynn's research data is correct after he read a news report about the...

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Funny story: Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

(2006) London - (Associated Mess): The estranged husband of UK Secretary of State for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots Tessa Jowl is claiming an unusual religious defence in his Rome fraud trial where along with former Italian PM Silvia Berlusconi he is being...

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Funny story: I'm A Celeb - The Truth About Gillian McKeith's Fainting Fits

I'm A Celeb - The Truth About Gillian McKeith's Fainting Fits

(2010) Skoob Entertainment News can finally reveal the truth about Gillian McKeith's on demand fainting episodes on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!' There are, according to sources, TWO reasons for the panicky fainting bouts. One of the reasons gi...

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Funny story: Natalie Wood Death Focuses on Frank Sinatra Pic

Natalie Wood Death Focuses on Frank Sinatra Pic

(2011) Get ready Nancy Grace. Stephen Hawking just predicted the imminent extinction of the human race in a religious nuclear World War III unless we colonize space or travel in time and all of us are fixated on Natalie Wood's death on Thanksgiving weekend...

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Funny story: George Clooney takes a break from Darfur to reengage his old arch nemesis, the paparazzi; claims to have new evidence they were in the grassy knoll

George Clooney takes a break from Darfur to reengage his old arch nemesis, the paparazzi; claims to have new evidence they were in the grassy knoll

(2007) Hollywood, California - Falling just short of comparing the paparazzi to the terrorizing Janjaweed that conduct ruthless murderous raids on refugee camps filled with women and children in Darfur, George Clooney once again reengaged his arch nemesis,...

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Funny story: Branson "Helping Police" in Missing Data Fiasco

Branson "Helping Police" in Missing Data Fiasco

(2007) In a startling new development in Alistair and Margaret Darling's "Find the Data Discs" campaign, entrepreneur Sir Richard Branson has lent his help by donating £1 million pounds to help find the abductors.

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