Spoof news events on this day in history
Blackpool FC Face New Drama Over Donkey Droppings
(2010) Premier League newboys, Blackpool FC, may have made it back into football's big time, but their long-suffering fans may have to wait just a tad longer to see their heroes in action, after FA executives put a block on the club playing at home until a...Read full story
Top 10 ways Charlie Sheen's character in "Men" could be killed off
(2011) It's official. The Charlie Sheen character on One and a Half Men will be killed off at the beginning of the show's season opener on September 19. Producer Chuck Lorre is tight-lipped about how the character, Charlie Harper, is going to meet his fate. But we have our sources. Following are the top 10 possibilities that are being considered: 10. His brother nags him to death. 9. He'll go whi...Read full story
Scientists Stunned to Learn the Extent of Unknown Bacteria in Oceans
(2006) Dr. Quinn Queasy, a marine researcher of great renown, was enjoying breakfast with his wife when he read about it in his morning newspaper. A global Census of Marine Life had just revealed that there might be more than 10 million types of bacteria (...Read full story
Tom Felton Gets New Girl
(2009) Today it emerged that actor Tom Felton has a little bit of real magic in his life in the form of new girlfriend Ceekaii. The stunning unknown has been spotted out with the actor on several occasions. She is said to be a dancer but hopes one day to be...Read full story
Russell Brand taken up the rear by Big Dick - Katy Perry Livid
(2010) Katy Perry is livid at the news that her new husband, and wild man of comedy, Russell Brand has been shunted up the rear by a lorry driver in Los Angeles. Brand was driving Perry's £165,000 Lamborghini Moustache along the Freeway in Los Angeles wh...Read full story
Anglesey Skeleton Crew
(2019) In another blow to British democracy, Scandinavian and Mediterranean skeletons have been found buried in an ancient graveyard in Anglesey. Heroic Brexiteers have rushed to the tiny cemetery in their thousands to show their displeasure at the find.Read full story
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!
(2004) As the F.A tries to steel itself against its latest high profile scandal, Sven Goran Eriksson refuses to be its latest victim. Palios out, Gibson to follow, where does that leave the England manager?...Read full story
Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious
(2010) As Leonardo DiCaprio tops the movie chart for the third week running with dream theft fantasy flick - 'Inception' the marginally talentless stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had some pretty hardcore questions to as...Read full story
Laxative Laced Cupcakes Put Pelosi on Pot
(2009) Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her staff spent the day in the bathroom Friday as Montezuma's Revenge hit with full force. A plate of laxative laced cupcakes delivered by an "anonymous fan" had the Congresswoman and office workers "on the runs...Read full story
Democrats Suffer From Defective Gene
(2005) Scientists in the supposed-to-be-secret soft money-funded laboratory beneath the White House have released information that solves a mystery that has plagued and tormented the American political machine for hundreds of years: A defective gene is resp...Read full story
National Pork Board Joins War on Terror
(2004) Des Moines, IA - Citing the dangerous geopolitical climate, the National Pork Board has taken the unorthodox step of seeking an active role in the war on terror. According to Ramon Garciaparra, a spokesperson for the National Pork Board and father o...Read full story
President Trump Takes Credit for Puerto Rico's Economic Miracle
(2016) Speaking from the Oval Office on Christmas Eve, President Trump bombarded the American people with a summary of his accomplishments during his first four years in the White House and a sneak preview of his plans for his second term. After running th...Read full story
Study reveals why British women cannot estimate size "for shit"
(2009) Sir Isaac Newton wrote, "English women cannot estimate size, for shit!" Scientists throughout the British Isles have been stumped by this phenomenon for seven centuries, if not longer. TheSpoof.com's Skoob1999, an "amateur" cultural anthropologist,...Read full story
India to produce $50 lightweight drones
(2010) NEW DELHI: India is on a roll. First it was the $2500 Tata Nano - the world's cheapest car; then it was the $35 iPad - the world's cheapest laptop. Now in another marvel the Indian Armed Forces will be inducting micro and mini unmanned aerial ve...Read full story
Mike Pence To Drop Out of VP Race after Trump Calls him "Six Pence"
(2016) Washington, D.C.: Sources close to the Trump campaign have indicated that Indiana Governor Mike Pence is dropping out of the U.S. vice- presidential race. Pence claimed that Trump's name calling went too far. Pence was overheard on a live microp...Read full story
Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge
(2010) It didn't take long to get a reaction from Simon Cowell after news broke that Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) is going to take Ellen Degeneres' and/or Kara DioGuardi's spot on American Idol next season. "I want back in," was Cowell's response. "I've been in lo...Read full story
NBA Star Dennis Rodman Beats Range Rover To Death On Florida Highway
(2010) Hugely underrated NBA Dennis Rodman was involved in a physical altercation with a green Range Rover this weekend. Sources close to Dennis say the former NBA star was the passenger in a green Range Rover traveling on I-95 in Fort Lauderdale, FL whe...Read full story
Miguel Karam Turns Down Appearance On 'Hannah Montana'
(2009) One of the most shocking news in the news today is the Miguel Karam-Hannah Montana scandal. Apparently, Lebanese teen act Miguel Karam was invited to make a cameo on the hit Disney Channel sitcom "Hannah Montana" in the show's fourth and final sea...Read full story
Troubled Former Child Star Bubbles The Chimp Hospitalized After Second Suicide Attempt
(2010) Former child star Bubbles the Chimp, famous for his live-in relationship with 80s one-hit-wonder Michael Jackson, is currently being treated after attempting suicide today at the Men's Central Jail in Los Angeles, authorities said. Bubbles is in c...Read full story
Make Your Own Spanking Paddle, by Martha Stewart
(2013) "Spanking paddles never go out of style," the lifestyle guru/author/media mogul/caterer/felon Martha Stewart stated during a recent appearance on the set of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. "Handy, useful and easy to store under the bed, the spanking paddle is so easy to make that even children can make one!" Martha enthused as she lined up the materials needed for the demonstration. "I prefer...Read full story
Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"
(2007) Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.Read full story
Trump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.
(2018) Mir-a-lago, FL President Trump has promised to shut down the U.S. Government if his Border Wall doesn't start getting built. Besides building the wall, today Trump added more items to his ransom demands: 1. Every business and home should display h...Read full story
Naming rights to federal buildings available by auction
(2011) Naming rights to thousands of federal buildings throughout the United States will go up for auction next month, thanks to the latest effort by Congress to restore balance to the nation's finances. Federal buildings have traditionally only been na...Read full story