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Funny story: Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

(2005) WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...

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Funny story: MTV Airs One Music Video

MTV Airs One Music Video

(2004) MTV STUDIOS-- In an effort to shock and awe viewers, MTV played one music video as a reminder to their newer generation fans that they once used to play music videos instead of crappy reality shows and other various suck ass programs. However, not...

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Funny story: Scott Peterson Quiz

Scott Peterson Quiz

(2004) Parents of pupils in American junior schools are outraged that their children are being forced to take tests on notorius criminals and other people accused of criminal acts. Take then as your example, the Scott Peterson test.

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Funny story: Tarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film

Tarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film

(2007) It has been revealed to The Spoof that Quentin Tarantino - director and author of films and fantasies such as Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill - is to direct the new film adaptation of Enid Blyton's 'Famous Five''novels.'...

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Funny story: A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

A List of The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2013

(2013) According To The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago, Vampire motion pictures have just surpassed sci-fi movies, superhero movies, fantasy movies, and animated movies in terms of overall popularity. The film series The Twilight Saga, which starred Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner helped to popularize the vampire genre of films. Television shows about vampires helpe...

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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Admit They're Not Trying To Win

Buffalo Bills Admit They're Not Trying To Win

(2018) A high level official in the Buffalo Bills organization, who refuses to reveal his name, has decided to reveal all in a shocking confession that will rock the football world. "I had to get this off my chest. It's not fair to the fans. Those poor s...

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Funny story: Police on mail bandit Jane Doe: "She's quite a card!"

Police on mail bandit Jane Doe: "She's quite a card!"

(2018) Milwaukee, Wisconsin—A 20-year-old US Postal Service worker, whom police are calling “Jane Doe,” admitted to having stolen over 6,000 greeting cards full of cash or checks. “But it wasn't for the money,” Doe insisted during her arraignment. She...

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Funny story: Pope hasn't passed CRB check, Hyde Park mass cancelled.

Pope hasn't passed CRB check, Hyde Park mass cancelled.

(2010) The head of the Roman Catholic Church's visit to England has been mired by disappointment and upset for many but the latest blow was struck by officialdom and red tape. In the United Kingdom, anyone wishing to work with children in an official cap...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Split

Ben & Jerry's Split

(2003) Ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's are reported to have separated. Hopes of marriage are now all but gone.

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Funny story: Kanye West Confesses "I did it to boost Jay's ratings"

Kanye West Confesses "I did it to boost Jay's ratings"

(2009) Rapper Kanye West has revealed that his rude interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards was a publicity stunt, strategically planned to increase ratings for Mr. Leno's new weeknight talk show, which debuted at...

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Funny story: The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

The Meaning of Life Cracked by e-book Guru

(2008) Christine Carter, author of a series of e-books aimed at helping desperate women get laid, has discovered the meaning of life and it can be yours for just $77 dollars a month. Only last year Carter cracked the secret psychology of all men, much to...

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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

(2014) Clearwater, FL The Church of Scamatology announced today that they had solid scientific proof that the first life on Earth were clams. Most scientists, and consequently science books, have apparently missed this major fact. The Scamatologist's sci...

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Funny story: Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

(2017) Washington, DC President Trump held a press conference and announced plans for a manned flight to Mars. "People keep telling me to go to Mars and so we will!" said Trump. Although the first passengers we had in mind refuse to go-Obama and Hillar...

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Funny story: Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

(2007) Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...

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Funny story: Security in Force to Bar Kanye West from America's Got Talent Results Show

Security in Force to Bar Kanye West from America's Got Talent Results Show

(2009) In a major preemptive move, producers of America's Got Talent have beefed up security for their highly anticipated results show in order to prevent rapper Kanye West from storming the stage as he did at the VMA Awards. Dubbed "Operation Swifter", a r...

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Resigns for Health Reasons

Vice President Cheney Resigns for Health Reasons

(2005) (AP) U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has resigned from his office for health related reasons. President George W. Bush immediately nominated Halliburton Oil, Inc. to replace him.

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Funny story: Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

(2007) The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.

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Funny story: Bush Vows Massive Aid for Storm Ravaged Oil Corporations and Rich People

Bush Vows Massive Aid for Storm Ravaged Oil Corporations and Rich People

(2005) WASHINGTON--President George Bush promised on Thursday that the federal government will give more than $200 billion to the hurricane-ravaged oil and gas corporations and rich people of the Gulf Coast in one of the largest payoff projects of its kind...

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Funny story: Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

(2011) Fulham are being investigated by the FA after charging away fans £500 for a Cottaging Package at the game against their West London rivals QPR. The Limited Edition Event includes being shown Tommy Trinder's false teeth, full access to the Glory Ho...

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Funny story: Portuguese cops think Clinton behind McCann PR

Portuguese cops think Clinton behind McCann PR

(2007) Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention after their little gi...

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Funny story: Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

(2017) Washington, DC A young sixth-grade boy, Frank Guacamole, who wrote to the President and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. Trump answered and said he could and got a big news story out of it. While mowing the lawn, Frank was followed by T...

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Funny story: 1-1 half-time score in Papal slanging match

1-1 half-time score in Papal slanging match

(2006) Vatican City - (Associated Mess): The "evil and inhuman things" slanging match war of words between the Pope and the Islamic world has equalised today with the half-time score standing at one all following the publication of official UK St...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton gets oiled and fisted by Kim Kardashian - but it's not what you think!

Paris Hilton gets oiled and fisted by Kim Kardashian - but it's not what you think!

(2013) Paris Hilton got oiled just before being fisted by Kim Kardashian during their first encounter together after they spent a moment clintching each other and breathing hard. Kardashian reportedly stated that she was tired and had to take a rest afte...

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