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Funny story: Matthew Kelly arrested over turtle head food contamination.

Matthew Kelly arrested over turtle head food contamination.

(2007) Creepy television presenter and wooden actor Matthew Kelly was arrested last night after revealing in his autobiography he once scooped a "turtle head" out of his backside and wiped it on a Big Mac.

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Funny story: Former V.P. Al Gore Announces New Inventions

Former V.P. Al Gore Announces New Inventions

(2007) Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, who claims to have invented the internet, has announced a list of the other things that he has invented. Many speculate that this has been done to boost a possible push for his party's 2008 nomination for the...

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Funny story: Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

(2014) As shocking as it sounds, multiple studies have recently shown that stabbing yourself with a bread knife may actually increase the chances of severe injuries, and in some cases may even cause death, despite the widely-held belief that doing so actual...

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Funny story: Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

(2008) Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.

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Funny story: Al Gore: Global Warming a Large-scale Practical Joke

Al Gore: Global Warming a Large-scale Practical Joke

(2007) Al Gore today addressed an organization he helped found, the ICRGWBOAIAWCNW (International Community for the Reversal of Global Warming for the Betterment of the American, Israeli, and Anyone With the Capacity for Nuclear Warfare), at a fund-raising...

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Funny story: Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo crashes second car

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo crashes second car

(2009) Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a second car in as many days. It appears that on this occasion it was the inclement weather to blame, causing him to write off his £12,000 Skoda Favourit Cosworth in the driveway of his home.

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Funny story: Did Notre Dame v Southern Methodist Rivalry Create Religious Tension?

Did Notre Dame v Southern Methodist Rivalry Create Religious Tension?

(2019) It's been three decades since the last game was played in one of the nation's great football rivalries. In 1989, Notre Dame's Fighting Irish beat Southern Methodist's Mustangs for the tenth time in a series that stretches back to the 1930s. SMU, near...

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Funny story: Diana was about to replace Victoria Beckahm as Posh in Spice Girls

Diana was about to replace Victoria Beckahm as Posh in Spice Girls

(2008) The Diana inquest was rocked today when Paul Burrell continued his revelations about the last few days of Diana's life.

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Funny story: Elderely spoof writer ponders social media...OR...does anybody REALLY care if you had a nap today?

Elderely spoof writer ponders social media...OR...does anybody REALLY care if you had a nap today?

(2018) At 87 years old I am many times bewildered and perplexed by the onslaught of the world of electronics. Yes, I want to be "with it" in this new world of communication and therefore I have taken to it like..."a duck to water" It has given me a entire n...

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Funny story: Joe Jonas Dates Fan

Joe Jonas Dates Fan

(2008) Joe Jonas, of pop sensations The Jonas Brothers fame, has recently said in an interview with Jena Laverty that he is yes indeed dating a fan.

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Funny story: Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

(2019) A local man was blushing with embarrassment as he admitted he still hasn’t seen the controversial new “Gillette” advertisement. The man claims that the reason for this lack of interest is his long beard and that he doesn’t care about watching or list...

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Funny story: Secret Home Office Report: Masturbation rife in Britain's Prisons.

Secret Home Office Report: Masturbation rife in Britain's Prisons.

(2007) A disturbing new report by the home office has been leaked to the press in which it is revealed that British prisoners are masturbating up to five times a day. This is the latest revelation to rock the home office, described be weasel John Reid last...

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Funny story: Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

(2010) Sex symbol stars of TV and movies from Hollywood to Bollywood, and Elstree to Ealing staged a mass protest in Tokyo today over what they consider to be the evils of HD TV. It seems that HD TV highlights flaws such as zits, scars, hairiness, and bl...

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Funny story: We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.

We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.

(2019) Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party. Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...

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Funny story: Former Miss Nevada Gets Huge Contract

Former Miss Nevada Gets Huge Contract

(2007) A former Miss Nevada who was stripped of her title for baring her breast and other indiscretions has just signed a contract worth over two million dollars. The beauty queen had her title removed recently for behaviour that was deemed inappropriate f...

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Funny story: George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

(2007) Respect MP, George Galloway has disappeared and thought to be in hiding today after news broke, that Iraq had executed two of Saddam's top aides and are to press the UK to extradite Galloway to be tried and hung for being one of the evil dictator...

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Funny story: Manchester City Top Of Premier League Miracle

Manchester City Top Of Premier League Miracle

(2011) Manchester City, the world's richest football club, the club with the largest squad in history, and the only team in the Premiership to play in sky blue, are this evening sitting proudly at the top of the Barclays Premier League table after a scrambl...

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Funny story: Geminis going mental over new Zodiac

Geminis going mental over new Zodiac

(2011) As zodiac signs change and shift, Geminis are literally going mental over the new astrology. The coming of Ophiuchus has provoked a worldwide psychological crisis for double personality, bi-sexual, bipolar, bifocal, bi-cultural, bicycle riding Gemini...

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Funny story: Robinho Poops His Uniform Pants Waiting for KaKa

Robinho Poops His Uniform Pants Waiting for KaKa

(2009) Manchester City landed the multi talented superstar Robinho despite rival offers from the Sheriff of Nottingham amd the Maid marion footballers. Robinho claims to glad to be a Mancity mauler but rumor has it that he is anxious to win some trophies.

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Funny story: Tata Introduce World's Greenest MPV

Tata Introduce World's Greenest MPV

(2008) Not only are Indian car makers, Tata, satisfied with producing the World's cheapest car, the Nano, they are planning to produce World's greenest MPV. It will be so green that it will produce...

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Funny story: Global Warming Causes 30 Snow Related Deaths in the Mid-West

Global Warming Causes 30 Snow Related Deaths in the Mid-West

(2007) Global warming pundit, Al Gore, star of the hit global warming movie, "Global Warming" had little to say to reporters (many wearing mittens) who asked the former VP exactly which part of the globe might actually BE globally war...

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Funny story: Man City Fall for eBay Scam

Man City Fall for eBay Scam

(2009) Representatives of Manchester City FC have been left red-faced after falling for an eBay scam, we can exclusively reveal. Staff at the club, now the richest in the world since being bought in September 2007 by Sheikh Itallabout, became embroiled i...

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Funny story: Mona Nelson the butch dyke gets attacked

Mona Nelson the butch dyke gets attacked

(2011) Sex starved, Mona Nelson, a butch dyke who spend time with a 12-year old boy named Jonathan, was attacked by over 400 man hungry lesbians in prison, in what many are calling "The Night Without Mercy." Mona Nelson was Jonathan's babysitter when he...

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