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Funny story: Local Man Dejected After America's Funniest Home Videos Declines 100th Straight Entry

Local Man Dejected After America's Funniest Home Videos Declines 100th Straight Entry

(2004) Denver - A local Lakewood man, David Cottalano, says he's "down right unhappy" about his latest defeat at the hands of the producers from the ABC show America's Funniest Home Videos. Although he should not be surprised, this was the one...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Plans "Comeback" Tour For 2029

Miley Cyrus Plans "Comeback" Tour For 2029

(2009) Hannah Montana star and pop singing sensation 17 year old Miley Cyrus told the media today that she is already planning her "Comeback World Tour" for the year 2029. "I'm a child star now", the mature teenager stated. "But I'll be growing up soon.

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Funny story: Former Terrorist Opens Local Business

Former Terrorist Opens Local Business

(2008) A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it's new location on Main Street (just south of th...

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Funny story: Barack Obama caught in a time warp

Barack Obama caught in a time warp

(2008) Today, Senator Barack Obama was sent through the space time continuum to 1963, and found himself at the Brandenburg Gate, in Berlin. 'Wow!', he said, trying to control his pointing addiction, one that has become an obsession, 'now I can really bec...

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Wants Healthcare Passed Before Winter Hibernation

Mitch McConnell Wants Healthcare Passed Before Winter Hibernation

(2017) Box Turtles in Kentucky stop eating and start getting sluggish sometime in the month of October, and that's why Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell desperately needs to pass an alternative to Obamacare by September. Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell...

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Funny story: Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

(2007) In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.

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Funny story: As The Raoul Moat Tributes Pour In - PC David Rathband Faces Fight To Save His Sight

As The Raoul Moat Tributes Pour In - PC David Rathband Faces Fight To Save His Sight

(2010) As the Raoul Moat inquest opens today, and as the tributes and sympathy messages pour in, some commentators have requested to the news media that amidst all the recriminations, accusations, and outpourings of grief for the unfortunate gunman that per...

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Funny story: McCain and Bush to Dance in Puppet Show

McCain and Bush to Dance in Puppet Show

(2008) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Senator John McCain and President George Bush have proudly announced that they will dance together this Friday in a puppet show with AIPAC and the Russian-Israeli Mafia pulling the strings.

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

Ronald McDonald Accused Of Child Abuse

(2009) (AP) - Cambridge, MA: If a newly formed children's protective watchdog group has its way, famed McDonald's Hamburg icon "Ronald McDonald" should be charged with child abuse. According to the founder of "RoGo," Stephanie Hertzberg, 43, a health food s...

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Funny story: Manchester United Appoint Big Phil As Coach

Manchester United Appoint Big Phil As Coach

(2008) Manchester United have acted swiftly to fill the hole left by former Coach Carlos Queiroz, by appointing his fellow countryman Mr Big Phil Scolari as their new coach.

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Funny story: Waterstones Join Tintin Ban

Waterstones Join Tintin Ban

(2007) Another bookstore chain has joined the fray in the controversial Racist Tintin row by banishing the Belgian comic hero's books from its shelves. Waterstones, unlike Borders yesterday, has taken the unusual step after the Commission for Racial Equa...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol - Secret Agent 004 (Chapter 7)

Bargis Tryhol - Secret Agent 004 (Chapter 7)

(2009) IN SEARCH OF THE MISSING TIERRA DEL FUEGO TIARA It was a rather extremely warm day in the Somalian capital of Mogadishu. The bright red sun beat down mercilessly on the Indian Ocean causing the water to actually come to a quasi-boil. The sharp penetrating rays of the cherry-colored sun hammered the town's inhabitants causing sunburns that were lobsteresque in hue. But all that did not rea...

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Funny story: Surgical Separation Successful

Surgical Separation Successful

(2007) SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH (AP Newsliar) -- Doctors at the Latter Day Saints Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah have been successful in their efforts to surgically separate the careers of Donnie and Marie Osmond.

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Funny story: All Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"

All Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"

(2005) The American League topped the National League 7-5 in the "midsummer classic" on Tuesday night capping off nearly a decade of futility for the National League. The AL All-Stars improved to 8-0-1 in the last nine games and secured home field advanta...

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Funny story: Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

(2007) A group of scientists studying Global Warming have concluded that the North Pole is inhospitable to human life and none of them want to be there.

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Funny story: Bastille Day honor for Bush: Queen to bestow Order of the Garter?

Bastille Day honor for Bush: Queen to bestow Order of the Garter?

(2004) London (Rioters) - Speculation is reaching fever pitch in the corridors of power at Whitehall that Buckingham Palace will announce tomorrow that President George Bush Jr has been created a Knight of the Order of the Garter, the world's oldest or...

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Funny story: Thatcher state funeral plans announced

Thatcher state funeral plans announced

(2008) Detailed Plans for the funeral of Baroness Thatcher have been revealed, despite the former P.M. Still being alive. As well as a state funeral, officials are planning to install a wood-sprung dance floor directly above her final resting place.

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Funny story: 73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

(2007) SEATTLE, WA - A 73 year-old man was arrested last night after buying a spatula at a local grocery store.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson was so gay...

Michael Jackson was so gay...

(2009) Los Angeles - (ReuterUs): ".....so gay he even made Roger Federer look, like, er...virtually heterosexual!" That's the conclusion of a weekend poll run by iconic celeb rag LA FahHagSlagMag after footage of a 2001 Caesar's Palace Jackson/David Gest...

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Funny story: Palin And Bachman Are The Highlights In The Republican Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser

Palin And Bachman Are The Highlights In The Republican Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser

(2011) Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman bared all in a girl's all nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party's 'Go For The Gold' Presidential race. The girls decided they would put their greatest 'ass'-ets out in public for the greater goo...

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

(2007) Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.

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Funny story: Senator Leahy's Batman Cameo Inspires Flood of Politico Film Appearances

Senator Leahy's Batman Cameo Inspires Flood of Politico Film Appearances

(2008) Senator Patrick Leahy has a brief appearance in the new Batman film and his political peers are clamoring for equal Hollywood time.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

(2007) HOLLYWOOD (Burbank) * EXCLUSIVE * -- Paris Hilton is to take on the part of the Flying Nun, in a Remake of the old Sally Field series. Sally Field, now appearing in Brothers and Sisters, will guest as Mother Superior.

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