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Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa Sizzle Fashizzle!

(2009) HOLLYWOOD - Playboy model Joanna Krupa and her Dancing With The Stars partner Derek "The Blonde Boy" Hough literally burned up the DWTS dance floor with their lambada dance number. The grumpy judge from England Len Goodman said, as he dabbed the s...

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Richard 'beats' Judy across the face, with a string of sausages 'every day' shocker!

Funny story: Richard 'beats' Judy across the face, with a string of sausages 'every day' shocker!

(2008) The Daily Scum can reveal Richard Madefortv regularly beats his screen wife Judy with a string of sausages. The obnoxious despot also throws their baby out of the window at regular intervals. TV medical mad-man, Dr Harold Shipmam says "Richard is...

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X Factor Simon Cowell Discovered Performing 'Outrageous Act' In Dressing Room

Funny story: X Factor Simon Cowell Discovered Performing 'Outrageous Act' In Dressing Room

(2008) Simon Cowell, the leader of the X Factor panel of judges, is in hot water with TV bosses tonight, after he was discovered performing, what has been described as, "an outrageous and disgusting act" in his dressing room after Saturday's show. Cowell...

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Of Mice and Men, Chapter 9/11, Page 666

Funny story: Of Mice and Men, Chapter 9/11, Page 666

(2006) Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The White House was mounting a fierce rearguard action around President Bush's personal reputation today as former colleagues of Mark Foley began their testimony before the House page-boy scandal committee, alle...

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Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

Funny story: Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

(2009) There was cause for celebration in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya tonight as, despite the saddening news of the untimely demise of Irish boyband homosexual singer Stephen Gately, it was revealed that satirical writer, social commentator...

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Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

Funny story: Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

(2005) Faces burning with embarrassment, the producers of the James Bond film series met in an emergency closed door session to strategize a replacement replacement after having their offer of the role refused by Clive Owen, then Hugh Jackman, and finally R...

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McCain and Palin Poll Surge

Funny story: McCain and Palin Poll Surge

(2008) John McCain and Sarah Palin's popularity have surged in recent weeks when news of their previous exploits emerged. Whilst visiting his wife at her office in LA, McCain became embroiled in a terrorist plot. The terrorists were holding the employees...

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Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

Funny story: Jonas Brothers Celebrate John, Not Ringo!

(2010) The Jonas Brothers decided to use YouTube to celebrate and remember the late John Lennon on Lennon's 70th birthday. "Wow. If he were here today he'd look funny", stated Nick Jonas. "I mean, look at all those old farts. I guess Ono would have him a...

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Snooki Shows Up Topless To Sign Autographs For Community Service

Funny story: Snooki Shows Up Topless To Sign Autographs For Community Service

(2010) Quality Entertainment is reporting that a wobbly Snooki, the Jersey Shore star, has showed up to sign autographs for fans for free to serve out part of her sentence for her public intoxication hearing. She signed autographs for three hours as oth...

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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie

(2010) It seems that wherever one of these people are performing, the other shows up to "wish them well" and then disappear the next day for their individual careers. "They can't get along with each other for long it seems", claimed a source. "But they s...

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Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

Funny story: Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

(2008) NY/NY The Working Girl Times - Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made financial news this week as he attempted to amend his 2007 tax returns and now take a "loss" on "entertainment and medical expenses!" The former "Client #9", caught in a prostit...

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Manchester United to replay un-won matches

Funny story: Manchester United to replay un-won matches

(2009) As the world casts a weary eye towards the onslaught of Christmas, football clubs are now pondering an added complication that comes with the yuletide package. While one of the greatest bugbears in life as a Premiership manager is an increasingly...

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Avril Lavigne tells Bush: I don't like your girlfriend

Funny story: Avril Lavigne tells Bush: I don't like your girlfriend

(2007) Avril Lavigne has sensationally revealed that she has a crush on Dubya, and it doesn't end there.

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Pakistan Blames Earthquakes and Aftershocks on Bush

Funny story: Pakistan Blames Earthquakes and Aftershocks on Bush

(2005) Pakistani government leaders today blamed the recent earthquakes and aftershocks on American President George Bush. Said government spokesman Abdul Cabezaconrag "the President of the United States is responsible for the two hurricanes that devi...

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Post Office Union Officials Strike Over Strike Action

Funny story: Post Office Union Officials Strike Over Strike Action

(2007) Officials of the Post Office's Communication Workers Union are up in arms about the recently agreed deal with Management and are planning to show their dismay with senior union officials by walking out on all union activi...

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Courtney Cox 'No sex ended our marriage'

Funny story: Courtney Cox 'No sex ended our marriage'

(2010) Courteney Cox today revealed the true reason behind the breakdown of her marriage to David Arquette - a sex ban. Yes, Cox (46) said 'We haven't had sex for over 6 months now, well not in the same room anyway.' She blames David's lack of maturity,...

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Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

Funny story: Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

(2007) Denver, Colorado (IP) - Officials at the Denver mint have announced that Larry Craig will be pictured on the new Three-dollar bill that will be issued this week.

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Heather Mills McCartney Case Award Thrown Out

Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Case Award Thrown Out

(2007) London, England (IP) - A divorce magistrate has tossed out the settlement that Heather Mills originally won in her gold digging case against Paul McCartney.

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Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

Funny story: Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

(2009) You could call it a casting coup of sorts with all three Khan's in the same film a delight for film fan's all over the world. After playing countless Hindu based roles the three King Khan's of Bollwood Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan and Aamir Khan, have...

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CSI - Michael Moore Declared A Crime Scene

Funny story: CSI - Michael Moore Declared A Crime Scene

(2004) Michael Moore the renowned film director, polemicist (bullsh*t artist) and political analysis (they're studying him) has gone on the campaign trail, in support of Senator John Kerry. Kerry of course, is the Democratic nominee for president and Am...

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Bristol Palin's fiancee running for Alaska senate

Funny story: Bristol Palin's fiancee running for Alaska senate

(2008) Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's fiancee and high school drop out believes he's qualified to run for the Alaska Senate. Judging by his future mother in law's whirlwind political career, Levi shouldn't have any problem reaching his dream. "A High...

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England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Funny story: England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

(2007) Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...

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