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Funny story: Gay "American Idol" Runner-Up "Gay" Adam Lambert Admits He Is Gay!

Gay "American Idol" Runner-Up "Gay" Adam Lambert Admits He Is Gay!

(2009) Gay "American Idol" runner-up Gay Adam Lambert finally addresses the intense speculation about his gay sexuality and reveals why he waited until now to publicly announce it in the upcoming issue of "Rolling Stone Magazine Featuring Gay Adam Lambert!"...

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Funny story: Matrix fan "thrilled" his new English teacher is Greg Anderson

Matrix fan "thrilled" his new English teacher is Greg Anderson

(2004) BLOOMINGTON, MN- Mike Brown, a freshman and "Matrix" fan at Bloomington Public High School has something to wait for next fall: His new English teacher is Greg Anderson.

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Funny story: Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.

(2018) HARFOLD, Vt. - We've all been "hangry," that grumpy disposition when we get home late and haven't had a meal. God forbid you've missed an entire meal. But the female cafeteria staff at Harfold State College in Harfold, Vermont, have determined tha...

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Funny story: Howard Stern offers Rosie O'Donnell Artie Lange's Coveted Position

Howard Stern offers Rosie O'Donnell Artie Lange's Coveted Position

(2007) Shock waves rippled through the Howard Stern community today as the much-anticipated announcement was made in regards to the replacement for Artie Lange.

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Funny story: Four Idols: The Next Great Supergroup

Four Idols: The Next Great Supergroup

(2004) If you thought the American Idol craze was finally over, think again: The first supergroup is being formed, and it's made up of the final two contestants from each of the past two seasons.

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Funny story: Idol Runner Up Adam Lambert Realizes He's Queer

Idol Runner Up Adam Lambert Realizes He's Queer

(2009) Adam Lambert told Gathers No Moss magazine that he always knew he was different. He thought his penchant for make-up was just a KISS thing. The limp wrist he suspected was inherited from his Uncle Nancy who was a spectacular Cricket bowler. The wiggl...

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Funny story: Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

(2007) EMERALD CITY, OZ (AP Newsliar) -- Scarecrow has misplaced his brain again, the third time he's done so since making his epic journey to see the Wizard of Oz. Scarecrow's "brain", actually a diploma declaring him a "Doctor of Thinkology", was besto...

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Funny story: Baker Devoted Lifetime to Creating Heels-Only Loaf

Baker Devoted Lifetime to Creating Heels-Only Loaf

(2019) Elmira, NY. Henry Ulshred, once a baker to European royalty but who gave it up to pursue a dream, died yesterday in his adopted homeland at age 92. The cause of death was not announced. Ulshred, who changed his name from Shrdlu when he became a ro...

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Funny story: Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

(2011) Kate Middleton had to perform one of her first difficult royal duties today, when she was forced to sit through the "Trooping of the Colour" for three solid hours! A friend of the Princess said, "She was so bored, she had to drink a can of Red Bul...

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Funny story: Smurfs to make Blue Movie

Smurfs to make Blue Movie

(2008) Belgium is determined to put itself in the limelight next year by being Oscar Nominated for an Oscar for a film that does not feature 'The muscles from Brussels', actor, Jean-Clau...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Decides to "Literally" Breast Feed Hollywood Liberals Too

Michael Moore Decides to "Literally" Breast Feed Hollywood Liberals Too

(2004) LOS ANGELES - After the star-studded Hollywood premiere of his new film Fahrenheit 9/11, creator Michael Moore felt he had to finish the evening off by inviting the entire audience back to his home to give them even more of exactly what they want.

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Funny story: Lieberman says bomb Vatican City

Lieberman says bomb Vatican City

(2007) Senator Joseph Lieberman has called on the Bush administration to begin a military assault on Vatican City immediately. Lieberman told reporters he was apoplectic with anger over Pope Benedict's discussion of the "worrying situation in Iraq&...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

(2007) Socialite and TV star, Paris Hilton, has admitted that she is terrified of going to the bathroom whilst in prison. The teary-eyed society girl said that in normal circumstances she "has a woman in" to do "all that nasty business"...

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Funny story: Newest iPhone to Have Removable Battery, Flash Support, Will Be Available on Any Carrier.

Newest iPhone to Have Removable Battery, Flash Support, Will Be Available on Any Carrier.

(2010) Apple CEO Steve Jobs has lit the universe on fire with the release of the iPhone 4. Here are some of the highlights: 1. It is 4G network compatible The 4 in iPhone 4 can mean only one thing: It will have next-gen 4G data network support!! AT&T will reportedly have a 4G network up and running by this Thursday. 2.) More carriers! Forget that one carrier that currently supports the...

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Funny story: Bush Makes Papal Faux Pas

Bush Makes Papal Faux Pas

(2007) President Bush drew gasps at the Vatican on Saturday by referring to Pope Benedict XVI as "Mr. Pope" instead of the expected "His Holiness," according to reporters.

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Funny story: Isaiah Washington to Star in Gay's Anatomy

Isaiah Washington to Star in Gay's Anatomy

(2007) ABC announced this morning that Isaiah Washington's popular character Dr. Preston Burke would be spun off into his own show, a midseason replacement, to be called "Gay's Anatomy."...

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Funny story: Hull City Sign Wonderkid

Hull City Sign Wonderkid

(2008) The ever expanding squad of players being assembled at the Casey Jones stadium has increased by one more today with the arrival of former South Park junior, Mr Eric Cartman.

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Funny story: What celebs say about Ray Charles

What celebs say about Ray Charles

(2004) LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Many famous people had statements prepared just after the death of music great Ray Charles.

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Funny story: Woman held for subliminal harassment

Woman held for subliminal harassment

(2007) (Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Dumps Bimbo Act, Finds God, Turning a Charitable Leaf

Paris Hilton Dumps Bimbo Act, Finds God, Turning a Charitable Leaf

(2007) Twin Towers, Infirmary, Channeling her message through Barbara Walters, Paris Hilton has come clean admitting that she is, in fact, smart. The bimbo exterior she&...

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Funny story: Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

(2008) Traditionally a male domain, vast Cattle ranches in the Australian Outback are being inundated by record numbers of job-seeking girls from all over the World. Ranch owners are facing acute recruitment problems because so many 'Co...

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Funny story: Vanessa George Bush 'the most hated woman in the UK'

Vanessa George Bush 'the most hated woman in the UK'

(2009) Plymouth - (Tasteless Filthy Ass Mess): Kiddie porn accused Vanessa George Bush has become the nation's top hate figure replacing iconic stalwarts such as Myra Hindley and Karen Matthews. The Little Ted Kennedy's nursery worker appeared before Pl...

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Funny story: Patrick Stewart And The Gallagher Brothers Out Of Oasis Go looking For James Corden

Patrick Stewart And The Gallagher Brothers Out Of Oasis Go looking For James Corden

(2010) The Metropolitan Police today revealed that they stopped and searched three men last night on suspicion of conspiracy to cause some serious physical damage to some fat bloke. The three men, named as Patrick Stewart, out of Star Trek with a baldy h...

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