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Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus
(2012) Five hundred years ago Nostradamus wrote his prophecies in code and he predicted three antichrists. Nostradamus said that the first antichrist would be named 'Napaulon Roy', Napoleon. Nostradamus predicted that the second antichrist would be 'Hister', Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus wrote that the third antichrist would be named 'Mabus', Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi the true power behind the throne in Iran wh...
Read full storyTop-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!
(2012) Men, is your dating life DOA? Not to worry! These top-secret tips from NYC's #1 professional matchmaker will put the "life" back in your love: 1) Don't be a douchebag! Yes, it's true that ladies loooove douchebags - but they love non-douchebags even more! You can get plenty of trashy booty by acting like a jerk, but if you're interested in some seriously high-class love, acting like a decent, c...
Read full storyMadonna's Four Minutes Music video Reviewed By Her Children and Husband!
(2008) Madonna's newest, latest music video is topping the charts and, as usual, evoking controversy and compliments world wide.
Read full storyEmpire State Building Suicide Attempt by Midget
(2008) A 63 year old midget annoyed tourists and security at New York's Empire State Building today with repeated suicide attempts and general scampering.
Read full story3 Inch Painting of 60ft House on Dad's Penis
(2009) An 18-year-old has been grounded after it was discovered that he had painted a picture of his parent's 60ft £1million mansion on his dad's penis. The graffiti had gone unnoticed for over a year and it was only when the teenager's mother tried ou...
Read full storyDoublespeak and Political Correctness in the Obama Administration
(2009) Characters in 1984 (the famous George Orwell novel) were used to their government using "doublespeak," a form of changing the meaning of a word for their own purposes. The Obama administration has chosen to follow suit with this practice. In a re...
Read full storyPope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate
(2007) The Pope has used his customary Easter address to call for world peace. However, as the masses nodded at the speech they've heard so many times, Pope Benedict shocked many when, straight after calling for peace, he called for chocolate.
Read full storyNew Poll Shows Bush's Approval Ratings Below Hitler's
(2007) A Newsweek Magazine poll found that more than seven-eighths of Americans oppose President Bush's prolonged war in Iraq and his choice to send 21,000 more troops into harm's way without a timetable for withdrawal.
Read full storyShannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock
(2008) Rumours are rife that the alleged kidnapper of 9yr old Shannon Matthews had made a claim for housing benefit in respect of the divan bed that the youngster was living in.
Read full storyFlorida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance
(2014) Despite some bad experiences, a Florida man has had while dining at popular Australian themed restaurant 'Outback' in the past, Duncan Whitehead has decided to give the restaurant one last chance. "I'll give them one last shot. But if they screw...
Read full storyConclave of the College of Cardinals about to Commence
(2005) Vatican City-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger is already getting fed up with his colleagues in the College of Cardinals. "To all of my brother cardinals, I must say this: put a sock in it. Just SHUT UP!"...
Read full storyAlec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards
(2019) Following his tweets on possibly running for president in 2020, Alec Baldwin has formally announced his candidacy. The actor, mostly renowned for his impression of Mr. Trump in the past two years, stated: “It would be so easy. So easy.” Politic...
Read full storyFrance's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare
(2019) The implementation of a policy of tax reductions has recently taken root in the French Government. Although the demand for lower taxes began over fuel costs, the yellow vests' displeasure grew to include a whole host of gripes over President Macr...
Read full storyMcCartney lets slip about Mucca
(2008) Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...
Read full storyJeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case
(2008) Jeremy Kyle, the inquisitor extraordinaire of daytime TV has been offered a lucrative deal by the Crown Prosecution Service, to be the prosecutor in the multiple cases of Shannon Matthews Mother, her 'Boyfriend', Craig,the supposed Gary Glitt...
Read full storyScare in the Solomons
(2007) After the harrowing events of last week, some Solomon Islanders felt as if they were reliving the nightmare once again yesterday.
Read full storyTrumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize
(2017) OSLO. In a surprise press conference in Oslo on April 7, the Nobel War Prize Committee unexpectedly announced that the award for 2017 would not be made in October, as it usually is. Instead, the Committee has unanimously decided that the award should...
Read full storyKorean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm
(2013) Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac...
Read full storyPregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic
(2008) New York, New York - In keeping with current events and taken from today's headlines, a publisher of children's classics is determined to bring topical issues to its young captive readership, libraries and classrooms across the nation. In so...
Read full storyTom Cruise rumor frenzy as Hollywood snaps up Max Mosley Nazi S&M orgy video
(2008) London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Tom Cruise is tipped to direct and star in a new Hitler-themed blockbuster after a Hollywood studio acquired the rights to The News Of The Screws' video footage of Max Mosley's Nazi S&M orgy.
Read full storyCopy of my letter wot I wrote and sent to David Cameron
(2012) Dear Sir, I understand that you are of a superior class, intellect and magnificence, with an ostentatiousness that must be the envy of many a politician. I also appreciate that your rise to become the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party, representing Witney as its Member of Parliament, has been...
Read full storyKFC isn't as FLG as it used to be (and ought to be)
(2017) DOGPATCH, KY ---- Kentucky Fried Chicken, more commonly known by the initials FLG (for "finger-lickin' good") claims to be a restaurant that "happens to sell fast food," rather than a fast-food franchise. With nearly 20,000 locations, there's probably one near you unless you live in a country other than the United States, although there are one or two FLGs in such third-world hellholes as the Unit...
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