Spoof news events on this day in history
(2007) Dixie Chicks To Kick Off 2007 Spring Rendering Tour?
(Washington, D.C.) "I think people are using their freedom of speech with all these awards. We get the message." That was Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines' last words after accepting Album of the Year at the Grammy ceremony last...Read full story
(2007) Spartan King threatens world leaders
SPARTAN KING Leonidas has returned from the dead with an army of over three hundred soldiers.Read full story
(2004) Controversy Erupts Over New Movie
Hollywood, CA Not since Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" opened last month has the world argued so vociferously about how...Read full story
(2009) Prince Charles: The End Is Nigh
Prince Charles, heir to the throne and big eared twit has travelled to South America to highlight the issue of global warming. He is currently in Chile, where earlier today he made a speech. Confused locals heard the Prince say that in order to save...Read full story
(2008) Britney Spears: Picking her nose!
Britney Spears has been caught picking her nose! Since last month, she was caught picking her nose on a regular basis. Her doctor, Dr. Harris Bopeep is not quite sure what to do about it.Read full story
(2007) Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?
Last night Antonella Barba finally went down and the question on everybody,s lips was ....did she suck or did she blow?...Read full story
(2009) SatNav misery
Commuters in Bolton, near Manchester, were today left fuming when a major artery in and out of Bolton was blocked by a truck driver. Arnie Tick, a truck driver of some thirty years had been following his SatNav to his next job when it directed him...Read full story
(2009) Rome WAS built in one day, historian claims
A history professor in England today claimed that Rome really WAS built in one day. 'I have analysed all the evidence', Professor Claudius Nero said, from his house in Oxford, 'Ivory Towers', 'and carbon-dated many bricks in Rome, and found they...Read full story
(2005) Bush & Berlusconi Make Up Differences! They Will Attend Charles And Camilla Wedding!
In an unprecedented show of political reunion, Bush and Berlusconi have put aside their differences of opinion regarding the US and Italian international clash on driving techniques in order to show support for the young couple, Charles and Camill...Read full story
(2018) Church of Scamatology Will Start Broadcasting New Network "Real Soon"
Clearly Mental, FL As they have been promising and collecting "donations" for during the last three years, the Church of Scamatology promised they would be on the air with their new TV network "real soon." (If the past is any indication, could be any...Read full story
(2009) Jade Goody Given Dose Of Her Own Medicine
Jade Goody, the terminally-ill ex-Big Brother housemate and racist, was yesterday the victim of a sustained and relentless verbal attack by a female member of the public whilst she was laid up in her hospital bed, say doctors. Staff at the Royal M...Read full story
(2007) Hurley Marries. Again.
Amateur actress and marriage-wrecker Elizabeth Hurley and love-cheat Count Arun von Nayar have tied the knot for the second time in a fortnight.Read full story
(2007) Muppet Animatronics Sparks New Disney Division
With the success of Disney's recent addition of interactive robotic characters to its theme parks, Imagineers have created an advanced robotics division in their Science Department. The department was created in 1967 shortly before Walt's dea...Read full story
(2007) West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness
A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...Read full story
(2007) Gays in the military learning to "embrace the suck"
Gays in the military, an extremely masculine environment, not only have to put up with possible jeering from their heterosexual peers, but also must learn to speak another language. That's in addition to having to learn any foreign language that...Read full story
(2005) Bush nominates Bolton as US Ambassassador to the UN
New York (Spoof International News) In a move that has surprised pundits, nay-sayers, dooms-dayers and other nattering nabobs, President Bush today nominated Michael Bolton as the new US ambassador to the UN, replacing John Negroponte, his new "Intel...Read full story
(2009) Obama Channels Lincoln to Use Implied Powers
During the American Civil War (1861 to 1865), United States President Abraham Lincoln often referred to or used his "implied powers" to get things done and hold the union together. New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, on the 200th anniv...Read full story
(2009) Obama Supports Stem Cell Research
United States Premier Barack Obama overturned the ban by former President George W. Bush and approved the use of stem cell research. In a statement that reminded all in the audience of "Dubya," however, Obama showed his ignorance of the science invo...Read full story
(2011) Men Seeking Banana Spiders for Killer Erections
Scientists at a Georgia medical college have released study results which indicate banana spider venom contains a molecule which, when injected into a male subject, can cause a prolonged erection that out-performs any erectile dysfunction drug on the...Read full story
(2007) Fishermen must "embrace the suck" of a colossal squid
Fishermen from New Zealand fishing the cold waters of Antarctica's Lost Sea were surprised last month after their small fishing boat hooked what turned out to be the world's largest known colossal squid ever caught.Read full story
(2007) Hurricane Naming to Change After Innapropriately Named, Hurricane 'Cecil', Kills Hundreds
Hurricane Cecil tore through a small town in America's south today leaving thousands without homes and many missing, feared ... missing.Read full story
(2010) Alex Reid Warns Peter Andre
The second husband belonging to supermodel Katie Price, Alex Reid, has today sent a message containing a stark warning her first husband, Peter Andre. Cross-dressing Reid, Katie's most recent marriage acquisition, did not attend the press conferen...Read full story