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Trump's Twitter Feed Gains Sentience

Funny story: Trump's Twitter Feed Gains Sentience

(2018) President Donald Trump's twitter feed has, according to those in the know in the scientific community has gained sentience, able to have its own thoughts, feelings and moods, as a separate entity to Trump. 'This changes everything' said Dr Chutney...

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Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Funny story: Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

(2018) Last night former assistant prosecutor from Sweden, Ms. Valerie Thighborg, arrived in London to once again visit with Mr. Assange. This week Judge Arbuthnot ruled Mr. Assange’s legal situation must remain unchanged. No longer with the prosecuto...

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Horse Meat Actually Not That Bad Say Brits As New Chain Of Fast Food Restaurants Open

Funny story: Horse Meat Actually Not That Bad Say Brits As New Chain Of Fast Food Restaurants Open

(2013) Despite a frozen food producer being caught up in a scandal over horsemeat found in beef products in the United Kingdom, Sweden and France many Brits are confessing that they actually enjoyed the taste of horse, with many even admitting that they cou...

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Goofy is Disney's MK Ultra Mind Control Agent

Funny story: Goofy is Disney's MK Ultra Mind Control Agent

(2013) It has been claimed that Goofy is the most complained about character at the Disney theme park. One Mother said, "He is just creepy. My little butter-ball wanted to have his picture taken with Goofy and he turned away and farted in my face. Out-...

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Scotland -The Perfect Asylum

Funny story: Scotland -The Perfect Asylum

(2005) Scottish first minister and champion of the platform shoe, wee Jock Mcnumptie, today outlined plans to tackle Scotland's imminent population crisis.

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Howard Stern blames his Global Warming Review for Anna Nicole death

Funny story: Howard Stern blames his Global Warming Review for Anna Nicole death

(2007) Bahamas - (Rioters): Howard Stern, the bereaved partner and personal lawyer of former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has told family and friends he blames only himself for her death which came so soon after he published his seminal Stern Review...

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Archaeologists Uncover Round World Map From Middle Ages!

Funny story: Archaeologists Uncover Round World Map From Middle Ages!

(2007) Digger Phelps, University of Notre Dame former basketball coach and archaeologist, claims to have discovered a round world map from 1207.

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Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Funny story: Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

(2004) Amazing comeback kid, Jimmy White, shocked the Wembley Arena last night after destroying John Virgo in a tough 19 frame battle. White, 17, found incredible form to see off the knowledgeable Virgo, 23, and win the World Championship title for the firs...

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NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

Funny story: NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

(2014) HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...

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Sarah Palin Says Rahm Emanuel Cannot Use The Word Retard, But Rush Limbaugh Can

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says Rahm Emanuel Cannot Use The Word Retard, But Rush Limbaugh Can

(2010) PORTLAND, Maine - Sarah Palin was in town speaking to a convention of The Maine League of Lobster Catchers. She told the league members that they are doing a fantastic job, because she happens to know that it is a whole lot easier to catch salmon tha...

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Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

Funny story: Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

(2008) Fox News broke its own rules today and did a major story on Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. The company's chairman, Roger Ailes, explained the decision rather simply: "Now that he's not in the race any more,...

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Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

Funny story: Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

(2007) Opera legend, Luciano Pavarotti, is being coaxed from retirement and will once more tread the boards of the Opera Houses of the world.

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Pokemon Toys Turn Evil using Rechargeable Batteries

Funny story: Pokemon Toys Turn Evil using Rechargeable Batteries

(2004) TomCal, one of the world's largest toy manufacturers, has been forced to recall many of its lines of autonomous Pokemon robots from shop and homes around the world. Warnings on the cardboard back of the product read that "Do not use re-charg...

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Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Funny story: Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

(2008) Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse is in a state of severe shock at the news that her favorite North London watering hole, Camden's Whorely Arms, has gone up in a huge inferno that has destroyed the livelihoods of the area's top...

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R&B's Chris Brown's Parole Officer Accepts Grammy in His Name

Funny story: R&B's Chris Brown's Parole Officer Accepts Grammy in His Name

(2009) Rhythmn and blues star, Chris Brown was scheduled to perform at the awards ceremony and was nominated for a Grammy this year. When the envelope was opened and his mnmae was read as one of the night's big winners, the overvoice announced: "Accept...

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Everyone Wants to be Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Dad

(2007) As a general rule, men do not wish to claim paternity of a child outside of marriage. This is not true in the case of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Since her death Thursday, 146 men have come forward claiming to be the father of her child. As the...

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Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

Funny story: Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

(2005) LONDON - Guinness World Records has challenged a four-year-old boy's claim that he is the youngest person ever to take his mother's car and drive it to a video store in the middle of the night. "Our preliminary investigation suggests that this lad ma...

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Grammy's Shocking Moments Censored by CBS

Funny story: Grammy's Shocking Moments Censored by CBS

(2004) In the wake of the scandal surrounding the revelation of Janet Jackson's right breast by fellow pop icon Justin Timberlake at last week's Superbowl halftime show, CBS had announced that on it's 46th annual Grammy Awards telecast, it would...

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Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

Funny story: Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

(2008) California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.

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Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

Funny story: Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

(2010) A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...

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Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

Funny story: Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

(2007) World famous chocolate maker Willie Wonka has decided not to give his factory to Charlie Bucket, as was previously announced. Charlie won a golden ticket, along with several other children, and was given the opportunity to tour the secret factory ba...

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Amazing New Research Results

Funny story: Amazing New Research Results

(2011) The eyes of cattle may reveal signs of neurological disorders such as mad cow disease, say scientists. Researchers, led from Iowa State University, US, examined the retinas of sheep infected with scrapie - a disease similar to BSE, or mad cow dise...

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