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Goldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees

Funny story: Goldman Sachs Encourages Sex Changes By Employees

(2008) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The fabulously rich bankers and traders at Goldman Sachs who enjoy big salaries and bonuses now enjoy free sex-change surgery in a new perk.

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Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

Funny story: Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

(2012) Washington -- Still stinging from the lowly 10% approval rating it received from the American public, Congress has taken revenge, bestowing a measly four percent approval rating on taxpaying citizens. "Taxpayers are doing a terrible job of providi...

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HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"

Funny story: HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"

(2006) Stanford,Conn-Wrestlemania is the WWE's version of the superbowl. It the event where the biggest matches are shown on the grandest stage. And no match is bigger than the one announced at WWE headquarters this week. HHH is one of the WWE's top...

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FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

Funny story: FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

(2008) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) has begun a "death watch" on dozens of failing US banks which are drowning in their own debts and piles of worthless subprime, derivative and other investments.

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Aussies Demonstrate by Burning Thongs and Panties

Funny story: Aussies Demonstrate by Burning Thongs and Panties

(2008) SYDNEY, New South Wales - A demonstration in Centennial Park brought together close to 3,000 women protesters. Fortunately, most of them were wearing thongs, so the Fire Brigade didn't have to be called.

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Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

Funny story: Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

(2005) TENNESSEE - Nashville resident Vida Mae Bakerstrue posted yesterday on GmailSwap.com that she would trade her first-born child for a Gmail invitation.

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Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

Funny story: Dubai Going Broke! Proves There is Only One God, and It Ain't Allah!

(2009) Dubai/UAE Raggedy Ass Arab News - Despite claims to the contrary, Allah is not smiling on his children in Dubai. In addition to the recent revelation that the former playground of the rich and famous had turned into a running sewer with infidel s...

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Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

Funny story: Roger Federer refuses to play tennis until named most handsome man on tour

(2008) The controversy over who is the best looking male tennis player in the world heated up to a new level today. In a hastily convened press conference Roger Federer a...

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Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

(2007) (Washington, D.C.) A new political awareness? Too much partying? Or a cocktail of both? Whatever the reason, no reporter complained about the view when Britney Spears publicly bore her breasts in support of former Dick Cheney aide Lewis "Scooter...

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Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

(2009) Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Press Secretary Meghan Stapleton has issued a press release which comes close to explaining the former Vice Presidential candidate's often puzzling comments and behavior. It seems Palin's vagina has been diagnosed wit...

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Anna Nicole Smith's Son is the Father

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith's Son is the Father

(2007) In a bizarre twist to a really strange life the DNA evidence is in as to who the father to Anna's baby is. DNA experts have determined that lawyer, Howard K Stern and photographer Larry Birkhead have been ruled out as the fathers of Anna Nicole...

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Paris Hilton has Sex Change

Funny story: Paris Hilton has Sex Change

(2007) Paris Hilton recently revealed she's under going a series of operations and when she's finished she'll legally be a man.

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Australian Soccer Team owned by Russell Crowe Drops Cheerleaders Due to Skimpy Outfits

Funny story: Australian Soccer Team owned by Russell Crowe Drops Cheerleaders Due to Skimpy Outfits

(2007) The South Sydney Rabbitohs, a soccer team owned by Academy Award winning actor Russell Crowe, has dropped their cheerleaders due, in part, to their skimpy outfits. The soccer team has announced that they will be replaced by drummers and have asked p...

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Scientists Discover New Connections Between Dogs, Opera, Beets, and Ovens

Funny story: Scientists Discover New Connections Between Dogs, Opera, Beets, and Ovens

(2005) New York, NY--Scientists at a major teaching hospital here today reported not one but two scientific findings that they hope will propel them to the front of the line for a Nobel Prize and provide them with lifetime free tickets to Lincoln Center.

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Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"

Funny story: Bugs Bunny - "Hey Doc, Maybe You Oughta' be Eatin' Some Carrots Too!"

(2005) HOLLYWOOD (AP) The world's foremost authority on carrots is hardly surprised by the news out of Europe this morning. A report from researchers at the University of Newcastle upon Tyne in England and the University of Southern from Denmark reveals tha...

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Anna Nicole Smith Pisses off Marilyn Monroe

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Pisses off Marilyn Monroe

(2007) Psychic Friends Network, clairvoyant Cleo, has summoned the spirit of Marilyn Monroe to inquire about her feelings, in regards to being compared to Anna Nicole Smith.

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Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

Funny story: Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

(2011) SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...

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Corey Feldman Hops a Ride on Michael Jackson's Train

Funny story: Corey Feldman Hops a Ride on Michael Jackson's Train

(2005) LOS ANGELES - Corey Feldman is the latest burned out, former child star to hitch a ride on the Gravy Train, apparently one of the favorite amusements at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Feldman told 20/20's Martin Bashir in an exclusive interview r...

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Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

Funny story: Man Greets Other Man While Urinating - Both Men Become Instantly Gay

(2007) Dallas, Texas - Ray Furrows, 33, and Peter Santino, 56, were both urinating side-by side in the men's restroom at "Big 'N' Tubby's Steakhouse," when Furrows turned to Santino and said, "How's it goin'?" cau...

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Policemen Break Silence in Long Forgotten John and Lorena Bobbit Case

Funny story: Policemen Break Silence in Long Forgotten John and Lorena Bobbit Case

(2007) In 1993, in a fit of anger due to sexual frustration and hostility from abuse, Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's penis while he slept. She got into her car, drove past a vacant field, and threw John Wayne Bobbit's pride and joy out her window.

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Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

Funny story: Vaginas and peckers go virtual reality

(2009) Silicone vaginas and penises, part of a new virtual reality package offered by Microsoft Corporation makes its debut this weekend, and CEO Bill Gates, as usual, is behind the state of the art hardware and software for the game experience. Said to...

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Superbowl Half-time Spectacular Features Britney Spears' whistling 'The Star Spangled Banner' out her Vagina

Funny story: Superbowl Half-time Spectacular Features Britney Spears' whistling 'The Star Spangled Banner' out her Vagina

(2007) After the tawdry boob-fest offered by Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson at last year's Superbowl, it was hoped that the half-time entertainment, at this years Colts verses Bears clash, would be the epitome of family fun.

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