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Funny story: South Florida couple buys hologram projector to keep up with Joneses

South Florida couple buys hologram projector to keep up with Joneses

(2007) A south Florida couple with working class roots said that they bought a hologram projector to keep up with their neighbors and give the appearance that they were actually doing better than they were.

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Funny story: Plant Injured Zeppelin Show on Hold

Plant Injured Zeppelin Show on Hold

(2007) LONDON BM - The much anticipated reunion of superstar rock band Led Zeppelin was postponed recently due to an injury to Robert Plant's penis. Details of the prickly 59 year-old front man's injuries remain unclear, but rumours continue to abou...

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Funny story: Northern Rock: Ebay Latest

Northern Rock: Ebay Latest

(2007) Northern Rock's eBay sale has received a massive response from the auction site's followers. Proving beyond doubt that there is always someone out there that wants the useless stuff that you need to sell, bidding has now reached a massive £5...

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Funny story: Modern Warfare 3 Hidden Dangerfield Weapon Found

Modern Warfare 3 Hidden Dangerfield Weapon Found

(2011) Following yesterday's revelation that four super weapon "cheats" were embedded in MW3 around the streets of New York, the oddest weapon, a toxic gaseous ghost of Rodney Dangerfield was reportedly located late last night. Found by two gamers workin...

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Funny story: New Star Trek Film will have better-known "Unknowns"

New Star Trek Film will have better-known "Unknowns"

(2007) Hollywood, CA - The new Star Trek Movie, is rolling into high gear, with a better-known cast of unknowns.

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Funny story: Gays Pack Fudge For Charity

Gays Pack Fudge For Charity

(2007) Hollywood gays and lesbians got together to pack fudge for charity and the homeless. This is an annual event in California and has begun spreading across the country. Famous singer Little Richard said "Owwww! I been packin' the fudge for years a...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

(2010) Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, currently holding no less than twelve doctorates from academically renowned LaFontaine College located on Grand Cayman Island, sometimes referred to as the "Harvard of the Caribbean", touched bases with the Pentagon this mo...

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Funny story: Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year.

Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year.

(2017) This article was initially meant to describe the "Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year." but now that's become obsolete, and we'd rather talk about the end of the year lists of things to do before...

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Funny story: Democrat Mid-Term Election Gains Divide America as the South Secedes

Democrat Mid-Term Election Gains Divide America as the South Secedes

(2006) ATLANTA - America is so divided following the electoral shifts in Congress, say two prominent political scientists, the country is literally splitting in two -- as the South secedes again.

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Funny story: Bigamy claims as Heather Mills dumped by divorce lawyers

Bigamy claims as Heather Mills dumped by divorce lawyers

(2007) Red Lion Square, London - (Ass Mess): A leading London firm of divorce lawyers has dumped Heather Mills after a meeting with the Met's Fraud Squad brought claims of bigamy and blackmail about the bigmouth peroxide vegan scrot-grinder.

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Funny story: White House to Market Torture Kit for Children

White House to Market Torture Kit for Children

(2005) WASHINGTON (UPI)-To emphasize its claim that the systematic torture of prisoners by the United States army and CIA is not really torture, the White House and Pentagon in cooperation with several American toy manufacturers has released a torture kit f...

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Funny story: Manson 'Normal' Shock

Manson 'Normal' Shock

(2001) Outrageous rocker Marilyn Manson has once again shocked the rock establishment by announcing his decision to become "normal".

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Funny story: Plastic Surgery Freeway Built in Beverly Hills!

Plastic Surgery Freeway Built in Beverly Hills!

(2007) Plastic Surgery Gets Its Own Freeway. This recent development will speed things up in Beverly Hills, the world Mecca of plastic surgery.

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Funny story: Toddler Most Wanted Fugitive After Being Named As Head Of 'Date Rape' Toy Plot

Toddler Most Wanted Fugitive After Being Named As Head Of 'Date Rape' Toy Plot

(2007) WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dylan Jacobs, a.k.a. the 'Playskool Predator', became the F.B.I.'s most wanted fugitive Friday, after being identified as the mastermind in a plot to dominate the entire globe.

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

(2009) "You do realize that some critics hold you solely responsible for the current epidemic of obesity in American children today," said Dr. Phil as he spoke with Sesame Street's 'Cookie Monster'. "Now I wouldn't go that far as to blame just you. Diet and heredity has a lot to do with kids gaining weight, too, But, and that's a big but, no pun intended, I do hold your eating disorder and obsession wit...

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Funny story: Escapologist Gets Roped Into Prison Escape Bid!

Escapologist Gets Roped Into Prison Escape Bid!

(2001) Yesterday it transpired that an escapologist by the name of Keys Maloney was involved in a prison escape bid with auctioneer Harry Dunworthy. The bid, which took place at Dartmoor, involved Keys Maloney in infiltrating an auction house and waiting p...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Tit Tattoo - What's On The Other One?

Miley Cyrus Tit Tattoo - What's On The Other One?

(2010) So Miley has a tattoo coyly inscribed under her left breast. She let it show to papparazzi last night. It reads, intriguingly: "Just breathe." Now bookies are taking bets on what might be under the Hannah Montana star's right knocker. "We've...

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Funny story: X-Factor: Jedward Stays, Lucie Jones Goes

X-Factor: Jedward Stays, Lucie Jones Goes

(2009) LONDON - Jedward, the Irish lads that Simon Cowell did not like, but then said that he kinda liked found themselves in the botton two along with Welsh singer Lucie Jones. The twin boys were saved from elimination by the pubic vote. The 'tell it l...

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Funny story: Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

(2012) NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Constitutional scholar Sarah Palin railed against the American electorate Tuesday night saying "I can't believe people would ignore the US Constitution and elect a man who refuses to balance the budget." Palin was acting as a...

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Funny story: Frankie Cocozza's drug stash seized: It's just sherbet

Frankie Cocozza's drug stash seized: It's just sherbet

(2011) X-Factor producers have re-instated disgraced contestant Frankie Cocozza after a police report concluded that the 400g of white powder found in his possession was in fact sherbet. The beehive-sporting party animal apparently had no idea that he h...

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Funny story: Some Scientists Determine Global Warming Ending

Some Scientists Determine Global Warming Ending

(2008) Scientists have determined that global warming has slowed considerably and may have ended earlier this month. The end of the phenomenon coincided exactly with the end of the political campaign season and United States Elections. Said Dr. Horace W...

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Funny story: Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

(2010) Some exciting news coming in from Ginslinger Records Inc suggests that internet porn star, Carmella Bing, may be about to temporarily link up with the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes. Stand in manager, Gay Larry has revealed that he's be...

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Funny story: Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

(2018) The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer. The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through tel...

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