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Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Funny story: Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

(2007) Attorney at Law, Harvey Birdman, has filed suit against the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on behalf of his client, Pluto, for claiming that Pluto is no longer a planet. Through his interpreter at a press conference Pluto stated "being c...

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Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

Funny story: Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

(2008) Shifting technology enhancement in a new direction, Google announced today that it will offer a dramatic new way to surf the Internet without the user ever typing a single word. Plugging into a standard USB port on any computer, Google's new "Br...

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Costa Rica Names New Rocket

Funny story: Costa Rica Names New Rocket

(2007) San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - The contest to name the world's biggest rocket is over and the winning name is El Conyo De Su Madre. The runner up names were Mohon Grande and La Putica Sussia.

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Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Funny story: Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

(2012) Asteroid LO0R011 was identified early on Monday morning by the NASA Asteroid Detection Agency (NADA). It's orbit has been calculated to have it land somewhere near Beijing with enough force to wipe out all life on earth except for a cockroach living...

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Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Funny story: Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

(2012) Smokey Bedford, UK: An OAP couple who supposedly purchased a cannabis plant thinking that it was a daisy plant have been arrested after "kicking up" too much business selling the leaves of their "daisy" plant. The plant just grew and grew and the...

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Let the grass grow

Funny story: Let the grass grow

(2008) Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...

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McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House

Funny story: McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House

(2008) John McCain's only slightly original economic plan was poorly explained by the Repub candie at the debate in Memphis in which old Elvis left the building quite early. After scrutiny by housing experts and economists from the Hogswarts School of...

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Van Drives Itself

Funny story: Van Drives Itself

(2007) A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.

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Chinese Steal World Internet

Funny story: Chinese Steal World Internet

(2010) News is starting to emerge that Chinese DNS Servers are starting to attract more and more of the worlds Internet traffic in an assault similar to that of the summer. Previously, the Chinese have routed requests to connect to major news websites li...

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Edge City Police Rule Bank Robbery As a Non-Crime, Implying That the Bank Brought it Upon Themselves

(2018) EDGE CITY, NY – After hours of investigating this morning's robbery of the Edge City Bank, Police Commissioner Ben Gothan declared that the robbery was a non-crime. Detective Mitch Callaway addressed the assembled press with a pre-written statemen...

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Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness: “Those Pro-Lifers Are Out of Their Damned Minds”

(2018) NEW SHEOTH, THE SHIVERING ISLES – Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness, invited news reporters from MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, Comedy Central, TBS, HBO, The Onion, and The Spoof to attend a press conference in New Sheoth, Sheogorath's home in the Shivering Isles. According to Tamriel lore, Sheogorath has spent countless millennia interfering with the lives of mortals, with acts ranging from mak...

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President Trump Vows to Protect Sexual Predators from “Evil, Unfair” Sexual Assault Victims

(2018) WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump took to the airwaves today to address an issue near and dear to the dark void where a heart is supposed to be. He admitted to coming to the aid of Judge Brett Kavanaugh during his tumultuous confirmation hearing.

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Rich Boy turned Teacher?

Funny story: Rich Boy turned Teacher?

(2007) (ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.

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United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks

Funny story: United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks

(2008) Denver, Colorado (IPP) - The United States Department of the Treasury will take over piggy banks as well as many of the nation's federally regulated banks. The plan was put into motion by George W. Bush and Secretary of the Treasury Dempsey Dumpst...

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Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

(2009) House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...

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Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

Funny story: Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

(2004) In the first-round Afghanistan elections, so-called "indelible" ink was used to mark the thumbs of all those who had voted - supposedly to prevent voting twice by persons who had registered under multiple names. But the ink was found to be...

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Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

Funny story: Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

(2009) The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...

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John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

Funny story: John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

(2008) The Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, announced he was withdrawing from the 2008 presidential campaign after remembering he was married to a beer heiress. The former-presidential hopeful, in a departure from the meticulously groomed...

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Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

Funny story: Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

(2008) United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon. The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...

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Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

Funny story: Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

(2007) Washington, D.C. - In an all too eerie occurrence of life imitating art, today the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case of mistaken identity, abduction and torture of an innocent man, a Germany citizen of Lebanese descent, by the Central Intelli...

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Former 49er Glen Coffee Does More Stupid Sh-t, Is Arrested with "Cocked" Handgun

Funny story: Former 49er Glen Coffee Does More Stupid Sh-t, Is Arrested with "Cocked" Handgun

(2010) Flaming stupid-ass Glen Coffee, the 23-year-old former 49er running back who retired suddenly this offseason, was arrested in Florida for carrying a concealed firearm. "The pistol was recovered with the hammer 'cocked'," said the Folt Walton, Flor...

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US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

Funny story: US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

(2009) The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...

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