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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

(2010) WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James. Anderson w...

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Funny story: My week as a woman - day one

My week as a woman - day one

(2012) I learned one very important lesson in this particular week: never make a bet with your wife when she's in a bad mood. Firstly, wives do not make a bet with their husband unless they are one hundred percent certain of winning, and secondly, they can be very, very (very) vindictive. First up, I am six foot two inches tall, balding of head and hair sprouting of body. I take size eleven shoes, and...

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Funny story: Charles Manson Found on the Shroud of Turin!

Charles Manson Found on the Shroud of Turin!

(2007) Scientists and image analysts studying the Shroud of Turin have announced their findings during the Holy season of Easter. Guisseppe I. Justwowerk-Ferdapapa, lead scientist on the two decade study revealed that the DNA and the Image analysis confirms...

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Funny story: New Topless Soccer League Promises Titillating Action

New Topless Soccer League Promises Titillating Action

(2009) Groping for ways to stimulate fan interest in soccer in the United States, spokesperson Bubba Feelgood of the Blueballs Soccer Association announced formation of a new 69-team women's league to begin play on Father's Day. "Because soccer itself...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Headed To Camp David

Barack Obama Headed To Camp David

(2014) US President Barack Obama is said to be on his way to Camp David for an emergency haircut. The President woke Secret Service Agents this morning, complaining that he "needed a haircut - right now!" and screamed "Get Air Force 1 - I am going to Cam...

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Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea

(2008) Gerry and Kate McCann have done what they think is a Christian thing by inviting Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad to Sunday Tea at their Leicestershire home.

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Funny story: Portuguese Police make Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad Aguidos

Portuguese Police make Shannon Mathews Mum and Step Dad Aguidos

(2008) On the Lunch Time News today, Sky TV showed live pictures of Portuguese Police Chief, Inspector Mateus Rose sitting at his desk opening his second bottle of red wine.

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Funny story: Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake

Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake

(2009) After intense casting couch sessions with vicious competition among the baby babes, Miley Cyrus was thrown off the Hollywood Island race for the big part in the controversial remake of Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five. The absurdist science fi...

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Funny story: No one is teaching Pythagorus's Theorum

No one is teaching Pythagorus's Theorum

(2020) It would appear that while many parents have been homeschooling their children during the Coronovirus lockdown, no-one is teaching Pythagoras' Theorem. So, in order to right this small, but not insignificant, oversight, here it is: In a right-a...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber causes medical emergency by talking about his penis

Justin Bieber causes medical emergency by talking about his penis

(2011) Teenage heart and other bodily area throbber Justin Bieber has got himself into a spot of bother with hordes of screaming girls as a result of his witterings on the stage of the O2 White Elephant arena in London. He was attempting to demonstrate t...

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Funny story: Dancing with the Star Whores: Heather Mills' and George Bush's Lust Tango in Paris

Dancing with the Star Whores: Heather Mills' and George Bush's Lust Tango in Paris

(2007) New York - (Ass Mess): A frantic Heather Mills has been caught in secret email exchanges with President George W Bush by private investigators working for her husband's divorce lawyers.

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Funny story: Matthews Police: This is not a joke

Matthews Police: This is not a joke

(2008) (Dewsbury) Police investigating the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of nine-year-old Shannon Matthews have strongly denied rumours that the whole story is a joke, and that its main characters are actors making a new topical...

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Funny story: Sunbed Cancer Link

Sunbed Cancer Link

(2008) The majority of people who use sunbeds have an increased risk of developing lung cancer, it has been revealed. A straw poll, taken outside Tanyaz Tanz in Wigan, Lancashire, showed a whopping 100% of all people who visited the salon put out a cigar...

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Funny story: Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

(2010) Bolton funnyman Peter Kay today shrugged off a barrage of insults and threats directed at him by Manchester City supporting "knob-head" who should know better at his age - Liam Gallagher. The ex-Oasis frontman has been running his gob off again, h...

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Funny story: Teacher Loses Job Over Clothes-Pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'Donnell Found a New Job

Teacher Loses Job Over Clothes-Pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'Donnell Found a New Job

(2007) In Amanda, Ohio, this week, a substitute teacher was fired for inflicting punishment via clothes-pins attached to students mouths.

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Denies Making 'Profanity Laced' Remarks About Amy Winehouse

Taylor Lautner Denies Making 'Profanity Laced' Remarks About Amy Winehouse

(2011) SANTA MONICA BEACH - Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of the Twilight series, and his girlfriend Lily Collins were enjoying themselves down at Santa Monica Beach. The two wore red, white, and blue swimsuits that the very talented Lily Collins, daughter of music icon Phil Collins had personally sewn herself. A crowd had gathered around them and the happy couple gladly allowed them to take all...

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Funny story: Northwest Airlines continues to baffle with Mile High Club variant

Northwest Airlines continues to baffle with Mile High Club variant

(2007) Romulus, Michigan - (Uncivil Aviation News): The worldwide Mile High Club was reeling with incomprehension today at yet another Northwest Airlines variation of the time-honored tradition of what is supposed to happen in airplane lavatories apart from...

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Funny story: Cerys Matthews not arrested earlier today

Cerys Matthews not arrested earlier today

(2008) In an amazing story it has been revealed that Cerys Matthews, 39 from Cardiff in Wales, has not been arrested by Police today.

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Funny story: MoD Axe Plans To Sell-Off Snatch Land Rovers To The Public!

MoD Axe Plans To Sell-Off Snatch Land Rovers To The Public!

(2009) Chief-of-Defence-Staff; General Sir Jock "the bayonet" Stirrup-Pump has withdrawn plans to sell off useless Army Snatch Land Rovers after a series of disastrous tests, involving housewives in a Sainsbury's car-park in Basingstoke! The "steel cof...

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Funny story: Big Mac Gives Birth to Slider

Big Mac Gives Birth to Slider

(2009) Much to the surprise of the MacDonald's employees at 8th and Marsh in Fort Lauderdale, Florida this morning (average age 78), the 279th Big Mac of the day gave birth to a perfectly formed slider before being stuffed into a sack for a drive-thru custo...

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Funny story: New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

(2009) Belfast, Ireland - A husband and wife scientific team is credited for the development of a "sex spray" after suffering from the condition of premature ejaculation firsthand themselves. Despite their successful joint collaboration on the project, howe...

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Funny story: Council meets to discuss the possibility of a meeting to discuss the number of meetings they have

Council meets to discuss the possibility of a meeting to discuss the number of meetings they have

(2018) Councillors in Chutney on the Fritz have met, at tax-payers expense to discuss the possibility of organising another meeting about the number of meetings they have. Councillor Money-Tree told us, ‘Yes, it is true. Whilst most normal people would h...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize

Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize

(2008) (Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton was awarded a Pulitzer Prize today for her series of articles on exobiology for the Philadelphia Inquirer. The articles covered the latest findings from the Cassini-Huygens probe around Saturn launched in 1997. Ms. Hilt...

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