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Second Life Inflationary Nightmare

Funny story: Second Life Inflationary Nightmare

(2008) Bad news for home owners in the virtual world of second life as the virtual terrorists have been at it again. The Linden Dollar (L$) is the currency for this pretend world which people are paid for doing jobs and selling items that they have made.

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Hillary Exposed Again Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Funny story: Hillary Exposed Again Masquerading As Department Store Santa

(2017) Seattle, Washington - As I reported last year, during the Christmas holidays and after the presidential election, Hilary Clinton was caught masquerading as Santa in an iconic downtown New York City department store and arrested. Store management got...

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Government Bans Christmas Trees

Funny story: Government Bans Christmas Trees

(2003) The humble Christmas Tree's roots began over 1000 years ago when some Christian dude got peeved with a bunch of pagans worshipping an oak tree. To spite them, he chopped it down with his ye olde Black and Decker hand operated chain saw.

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International Study proves that Internet marketing failure is a hoax

Funny story: International Study proves that Internet marketing failure is a hoax

(2010) Gunther Gutenschlager, Professor and Head of International Money Maker Studies at Swiss Polyteknikosch says that the reported failures of Internet Businesses and Internet marketers is "all a hoax". While researching for the truth in whether "makin...

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The Queen meets Lady Gaga

Funny story: The Queen meets Lady Gaga

(2009) The Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool hosted a galaxy of stars from Michael Bubble to Michael Macintyre, but there were more than just people called Michael there. The big attraction of the show was Lady Gaga, the is she isn't he current pop...

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H&R Block Shocks No One By Announcing 2Q Losses Of $107 Million.

Funny story: H&R Block Shocks No One By Announcing 2Q Losses Of $107 Million.

(2010) H&R Block, Inc. (NYSE: SH-T) today shocked absolutely no one when it reported a net operating loss from continuing operations for the fiscal second quarter ended Oct. 31, 2010, of $106.8 million, or $0.35 per share compared to a loss of $126.5 mi...

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A New Year Love Letter to Prince Charles

Funny story: A New Year Love Letter to Prince Charles

(2005) The lifelong imaginary romance with the to be good King Charles has ended the 46 year old allegedly female, authentic daughter of President John F. Kennedy/John Astor announced today.

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'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

Funny story: 'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

(2008) Dirty-Sex man and slimy foul-mouthed coward Russell Brand; ran off like a baby girl, to America, after swearing at a lovely pensioner. He now has breezed back to the UK, without a care in the world to pick up some award and probably some penicillin.

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Screwdrivers are the most dangerous tool

Funny story: Screwdrivers are the most dangerous tool

(2011) In the national accident statistics, the humble screwdriver has come out tops of the most dangerous household tools wielded by inept morons. "You would have thought chainsaw, or power drill," said NAS Co-ordinator Nathan Tonal. "However, accidents...

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Lakers' LeBron James will Return to Cavaliers

(2018) Staples Center, Los Angeles. Magic Johnson, head of basketball operations for the Los Angeles Lakers, has reportedly reached a secret deal with the Cleveland Cavaliers sending NBA superstar LeBron James back to Cleveland before the end of the current...

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Condom WikiLeaks: Julian Assange Arrested For Unprotected Sex

Funny story: Condom WikiLeaks: Julian Assange Arrested For Unprotected Sex

(2010) Julian Assange, the beleaguered editor of WikiLeaks, was arrested in London, not for leaking news, but for leaking vital bodily fluids. Two young Swedish women of impeccable character, claim that Julian had sexual relations with them on their fi...

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Laura's red dress howler

Funny story: Laura's red dress howler

(2006) Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Laura Bush's embarrassment was excruciating last night as she and President Bush hosted a gala dinner at the White House where nearly all the invited guests turned up in exactly the same hideous, ruinously expensive de...

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Transcript of latest Lindsay Lohan rant

Funny story: Transcript of latest Lindsay Lohan rant

(2006) Lindsey Lohan has recently been critisized for the letters she's been sending. She wrote condolences to Robert Altmans famly and they were amazed by the rambling they read, here's her latest attempt at written communication:...

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Woody and Jessie caught 'in flagrante' by Buzz Lightyear

Funny story: Woody and Jessie caught 'in flagrante' by Buzz Lightyear

(2010) Popular toy from the hit Disney Pixar films, Toy Story 1, 2 and 3, Woody The Cowboy, has been living up to his name. Long time friend of Woody, Buzz Lightyear, has been seeing cowgirl Jessie for two films now, wooing her with his Latin dancing and...

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Osama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera

(2005) State Department officials are scrutinizing a music video reportedly recorded by Bin Laden that, as one official put it, "Could pose a grave and immediate threat to the United States and it's allies". Bin Laden, finding it increasingly...

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O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

Funny story: O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

(2018) Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...

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Texas Geneticist Develops Miniature Cows

Funny story: Texas Geneticist Develops Miniature Cows

(2004) BEAUMONT, Texas - Research published in this month's Journal of Agricultural Bioengineering suggests that some day tiny beef cattle may roam the ranches of Texas.

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Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert Hire Hell's Angeles For Spring Concert

Funny story: Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert Hire Hell's Angeles For Spring Concert

(2010) Justin Bieber, probably the hottest young singer in the world at the present, will be performing at the Rose Bowl Stadium in April with his special guest, Adam Lambert. Just to make things interesting, the two have hired the Hell's Angels to help...

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Woody the Toy Story cowboy to star in Brokeback Mountain 2

Funny story: Woody the Toy Story cowboy to star in Brokeback Mountain 2

(2010) Woody the Cowboy from Disney Pixar's Toy Story movies has been lured away to Universal by the promise of some big movie deals. So far the only one confirmed is Brokeback Mountain 2, where Woody will star alongside GI Joe. The story is much the sa...

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President George W. Bush buys fourth home near Tamarack

Funny story: President George W. Bush buys fourth home near Tamarack

(2005) Shirley has a fabulous scoop, dahlinks! And I've heard it on the sly from a roving source! [Dear To-Do List: Write Carl a thank-you noteā€¦]...

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NFL To Ban The Mentioning Of A Player's College

Funny story: NFL To Ban The Mentioning Of A Player's College

(2008) BOWLING GREEN, Ohio - The National Football League has just instituted a directive that states that beginning with the 2009-2010 season, football announcers and sports commentators will no longer be allowed to mention a player's college everytime the...

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Bush Gives White House To Al Gore

Funny story: Bush Gives White House To Al Gore

(2006) Wall Street Kernel - With the recent release of the devastating Baker Iraq Study Group Report, suggesting that 'stay the course' strategy was unrealistic - sanitized word for suicidal - George W. Bush - 43, following a rug chewing, wall kicki...

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