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Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

Funny story: Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

(2010) The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...

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Britney's Sexy Christmas Tree

Funny story: Britney's Sexy Christmas Tree

(2003) Sexy Britney got a pleasant surprise when he got her Christmas tree home and it began singing raunchy Spice Girls hits.

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University students keeping the world safe from comedy

(2018) Students at Columbia University pulled the plug on SNL comedian Nimesh Patel in the middle of his set, after organizers deemed his jokes racist and homophobic. The comedian reportedly joked about a gay, black man he knew, saying that being gay canno...

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Kerry Katona devastated by Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan Party Antics

Funny story: Kerry Katona devastated by Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan Party Antics

(2009) Friends of Kerry Katona say she has been left devastated after being forced to watch footage of Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan at the Annual Iceland Christmas Party. She had hoped that her friends would boycott the Christmas party this year as...

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So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

Funny story: So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

(2006) Washington DC (Ass Mess): Reports that US Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is pregnant have been met with a flurry of activity on the political spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com.

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Arse found on Mars

Funny story: Arse found on Mars

(2001) Scientists today released findings that suggest a great big arse has been found on Mars.

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Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

Funny story: Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

(2010) An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook. The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...

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Saudi Arabia Buys Israel All 6 Million Israelis Move to S Florida

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Buys Israel All 6 Million Israelis Move to S Florida

(2010) This morning Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Saudi King Abdullah held a joint news conference at the luxurious King David Hotel in Jerusalem. Saudi King Abdullah: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all for coming. It is...

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More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In White House Iraq Victory Plan

Funny story: More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In White House Iraq Victory Plan

(2006) (Washington--D.C.) In a CNN/USA Today poll, 53% of Americans polled believed more in Santa Claus than in victory in Iraq. And with a survey question also including belief in the Grinch and Snoopy, the number rose to 58%. The White House was quick to...

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Quantum Mechanic Researchers Discover Time Runs Backward!

(2011) Dateline Bern, Switzerland, day after tomorrow: Quantum researchers exploring the bizarre world of "string theory", "quantum entanglements", "replicating clothes hangers" , "single socks" and other unexplained phenomenon which A.Einstein will one day...

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Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

Funny story: Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

(2006) The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.

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Buffalo Bills Ask For OJ Simpson To Be Removed From Pro Football Hall Of Fame

Funny story: Buffalo Bills Ask For OJ Simpson To Be Removed From Pro Football Hall Of Fame

(2008) There was more bad news for OJ Simpson last night as, after having been sentenced to 15 years in prison for kidnap and armed robbery, it was announced that the team he once played for, the Buffalo Bills, had asked for his great name to be de-inductif...

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Alabama Man to Carry First Rape-Baby

Funny story: Alabama Man to Carry First Rape-Baby

(2012) Birmingham, AL - An Alabama man will be the first in the country to have a fetus which had been conceived through a legitimate rape, implanted into the wall of his stomach lining, saving the fetus from being aborted. He has been the only such man to...

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Victoria's Secret Brings New Style of Sexy to Dubai

Funny story: Victoria's Secret Brings New Style of Sexy to Dubai

(2010) Victoria's Secret has announced that it will be opening one of its first shops outside of North America-in Dubai of all places. While we can't speak for the sanity of the folks who take care of expansion projects for the corporation, we have to wonde...

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Susan Boyle Loses It After Sitting On Non-Takeoff Plane For Eight Hours

Funny story: Susan Boyle Loses It After Sitting On Non-Takeoff Plane For Eight Hours

(2009) Singing sensation Susan Boyle completely lost it on a plane early today and she wasn't alone. The plane had been sitting without taking off for nearly eight hours and no one was allowed to leave. At the six hour mark, Susan's next seat over gentle...

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Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House: Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon

Funny story: Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House: Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon

(2011) WASHINGTON - Black holes: "They're the most destructive monsters in the universe. We already knew they can be powerfully massive. Now scientists say they have found the most massive ones yet; as reported in The Billingsgate Journal of Natural Sci...

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Another Woman! And Another Woman! - Goodness When Did Tiger Woods Ever Find The Time To Play Golf?

Funny story: Another Woman! And Another Woman! - Goodness When Did Tiger Woods Ever Find The Time To Play Golf?

(2009) LAS VEGAS - Holy Sand Trap Batman! The good-looking gals are literally coming out of the "Woodwork!" I have a suggestion for Mr. Eldrick Tont Woods. Once all of this blows over, pardon the pun. And you pay out millions of dollars to women, attorneys, public relations firms, damage control experts, marriage counselors, sex therapists, and crystal ball readers, I highly advise that you go into po...

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Things That Go Bump In The Night

Funny story: Things That Go Bump In The Night

(2006) Top TV psychic Derek Acorah is smarting after allegations that he is in fact a charlatan and shyster.

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Government To Tax Vinegar Strokes

Funny story: Government To Tax Vinegar Strokes

(2009) In a shock move to beat the recession, the government has announced that it will be introducing taxation on vinegar strokes. The move is part of a strategic plan designed to reduce the tax burden on bankers in the affluent South-East. "Most vin...

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Prince William wants all students bar-coded

Funny story: Prince William wants all students bar-coded

(2001) The Students Union expressed its horror at proposals by his Royal Highness, Prince William , that all students should be tattooed with barcodes.

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Bendtner Shock at Ballon d'Or Snub

Funny story: Bendtner Shock at Ballon d'Or Snub

(2010) Arsenal squad player Nicklas Bendtner has stated his dismay at not been nominated for the final shortlist of the 2010 Ballon d'Or. Despite not even been on the initial 23 man shortlist, Bendtner claimed he was "shocked" not to have come back into...

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Top Gear test drive world's first 4WD Fanny

Funny story: Top Gear test drive world's first 4WD Fanny

(2006) BBC's Top Gear last night took the world's first 4WD Fanny for a test drive and claimed it was absolutely fanny-tastic!...

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