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Funny story: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

(2011) HOLLYWOOD - Drew Ryniewicz, 14, was eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor along with hip hop rapper Astro. Drew spoke backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and said that she cried more during her last appearance o...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Calls Kris Humphries the Gay Divorcée

Kim Kardashian Calls Kris Humphries the Gay Divorcée

(2011) Pretty at the wedding, ugly at the divorce court may be the future of Kim Kardashian. Fred and Ginger made a movie called The Gay Divorcée, but Kris and Kim don't dance unless it is the twostep. Her dearly departed husband calls her out for duping...

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Funny story: Santa Warned By Health And Safety Executive - Christmas Expected To Drag On For Months

Santa Warned By Health And Safety Executive - Christmas Expected To Drag On For Months

(2008) The Health And Safety Executive today issued a stern warning to Santa Claus, to the effect that that he must desist from utilising unsafe practices whilst conducting his annual present delivering bonanza. 'We're not having him driving his sleigh t...

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Funny story: UK Tradesmen Stink: It's Official!

UK Tradesmen Stink: It's Official!

(2004) British tradesmen are the worst on the planet - and that's official.

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Funny story: Uneaten Yogurt Mourned

Uneaten Yogurt Mourned

(2012) An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...

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Funny story: Ugandan Women Use Breasts To Rob Foreign Travelers

Ugandan Women Use Breasts To Rob Foreign Travelers

(2008) Police in Unganda have released a warning to travelers about criminal gangs in the country that use women to lure men into sexual trysts in order to rob them after they are rendered unconscious with chloroform smeared over the women's breasts. Po...

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Funny story: Santa Claus asks Congress for Christmas Bailout

Santa Claus asks Congress for Christmas Bailout

(2008) Washington D.C. Visitors to the nation's capitol were treated to an unusual sight Wednesday morning as an airborne sleigh powered by eight tiny reindeer and piloted by a short bearded fat man in a red suit landed on the roof the Capitol building.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant styled golf bags are now selling well!!

Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant styled golf bags are now selling well!!

(2009) Orange County, Florida: Following the very successful Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrant merchandising, the Tiger Woods Brands Inc. are now selling fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant styled golf bags. These are on general sale now!! The Tige...

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Funny story: George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

George of the Jungle Caught in Bed With Tarzan's Wife Jane

(2009) A fight is looming in the African jungles as George of the Jungle was caught in bed with Jane. The dim witted vine swinger was discovered doing the horizontal mambo with Tarzan's wife by Cheetah and an Ape named Ape (who met for their weekly game of...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Manufacturing Voodoo Dolls For Christmas

Jennifer Aniston Manufacturing Voodoo Dolls For Christmas

(2006) In the spirit of Christmas giving, Jennifer Aniston has started manufacturing voodoo dolls in her basement. Originally started as a personal venture, (like Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookies) close friends and relatives requested a few, (as happened with Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookies). Word of mouth spread and soon a website was born, along with counter space at Barneys, Wilkes Bashford and W...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

(2018) Now starring in major roles for Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra, Ms. Clinton and Mr. Obama have already started in with the 2020 presidential election. The performance is bringing widespread global attention, especially due to several "steamy...

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Funny story: Wow: World's First Porn Circus - A Review

Wow: World's First Porn Circus - A Review

(2010) The world's first porn circus has rolled in to town in Grimsby this week, causing quite a stir with the locals. Barry Craddock's Big Arsed Bizarre Fucktacular prides itself as being the first traditional live porn circus show to hit the road. Featuring an array of acts such as the Mighty Wanger's, a family of trapeze artists, famed for their high altitude fellatio, the Arse Clowns, an all male...

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Funny story: Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

(2009) In a surprise move by owner William Clay Ford this week, Detroit Lions representatives announced the team's decision to leave the NFL, in favor of a competitive arena better suited to the team. "With only two wins notched this year and none in the...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Revealed To Be High Class Hooker

Sepp Blatter Revealed To Be High Class Hooker

(2010) FIFA has been sent into meltdown tonight as it has been revealed that their president, Sepp Blatter, is in fact a high class female prostitute. The shock revelation was discovered in the fall out of the 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding announcement i...

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Funny story: Seaworld Buys Venice

Seaworld Buys Venice

(2008) Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.

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Funny story: Beckham and Tevez to join West Ham

Beckham and Tevez to join West Ham

(2011) Given the certainty that West Ham will be in the Premier League next season, Uncle Sam Allardyce has obtained the agreement of both David Beckham and Carlos Tevez to sign for the Hammers. David Beckham speaking from Los Angeles told us exclusively...

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Funny story: Wikileaks reveals who voted for English World Cup bid

Wikileaks reveals who voted for English World Cup bid

(2010) According to Wikileaks, England could have had three votes in the World Cup selection, however, Wikileaks reveals that there was only two bids, with England's bid going to Spain and Portugal instead of England. "We're lucky we got one," said David...

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Funny story: Tramp Stamp Barcodes Slow Spread of STD's

Tramp Stamp Barcodes Slow Spread of STD's

(2010) Tramp stamps are predicted to reduce STD's by 75% over the next 5 years thanks to a new barcoding system that can quickly pull up your new lover's STD history. The technology is still new, but the idea is spreading like herpes on a pirate ship.

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Funny story: Two Appalachian State Players Fight Each Other - Team Heads For Inbred Bowl Next Week

Two Appalachian State Players Fight Each Other - Team Heads For Inbred Bowl Next Week

(2006) Several players for the Appalachian State football team showed their true colors yesterday after getting into a fight with each other on the sidelines in the second half of the Montana State game. The game, which marked the I-AA championship playoff...

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Funny story: Married men live longer

Married men live longer

(2008) In a recent study by John Lennon University, Liverpool, it was shown that married men live on average seven years longer than their unmarried but dating counterparts. This outweighs any early deaths from being overweight, drinking too much or smoking...

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Funny story: Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

(2012) Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents. US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...

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Funny story: Barnes and Noble Nook Reader Delayed Indefinitely

Barnes and Noble Nook Reader Delayed Indefinitely

(2009) Want Barnes and Noble's Nook e-reader? Ha Ha Ha. (author laughs. You'll never get one. B&N had been saying that the gadget would ship in late November, but now is reporting that the new orders for Nooks won't be fulfilled until December 9 wit...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Poses With Strangers For Family Christmas Photo

Britney Spears Poses With Strangers For Family Christmas Photo

(2009) Britney Spears, who is under court ordered supervision for her infrequent visits with her children, hired two young actors to portray her children in her family Christmas card. The actress had her agent contact two children from the same agency and...

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