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Funny story: The American President declares the British Monarch an incestuous magnet

The American President declares the British Monarch an incestuous magnet

(2007) Today the American President publicized that he received a secret briefing giving details that Princes Beatrice of York has been feeling wet for Prince Williams for a long time and is asking if Prince Williams was interested in her.

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Funny story: Plucky Pensioner Discovers Hitler In His Local Starbucks

Plucky Pensioner Discovers Hitler In His Local Starbucks

(2007) That's how the cookie crumbles. How often have we heard that saying? Well for Pensioner, Robert Dillsprong, the cookie certainly crumbled in a rather strange way indeed. Robert takes up the tale:...

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Funny story: Snoopy Paws

Snoopy Paws

(2007) World famous Beagle, jet fighter pilot, and friend to Woodstock, Snoopy is to leave his paw prints in Hollywood's walk of fame.

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Funny story: Floggings, beheadings & amputations: Saudi treaty agreed end in exchange for new oilfields data

Floggings, beheadings & amputations: Saudi treaty agreed end in exchange for new oilfields data

(2007) Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Ass Mess): Strained diplomatic relations with the Saudis are at breaking point this weekend following revelations about the signing of a 1980 treaty banning all orgiastic cruelty in exchange for new oil discoveries.

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Funny story: Stacey Solomon Vajazzled With A Star Of David!

Stacey Solomon Vajazzled With A Star Of David!

(2010) Strange reports coming in from the jungle from freelance undercover Japanese paparrazo Kawasaki Yamamoto - it seems he saw Stacey Solomon in the jungle shower, and that she's been vajazzled by way of of a blue and white star of David which apparently...

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Funny story: Ho Ho Ho - Has Santa Got A Surprise For You?

Ho Ho Ho - Has Santa Got A Surprise For You?

(2007) Don't tell the kiddies but Christmas could be cancelled this year if the National Union of Santas has its way.

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Funny story: More Missing Disks

More Missing Disks

(2007) Following the news that two discs are missing in Britain's Postal System, it has emerged that Friends Reunited, the site for people who did not keep in touch with people has also lost all of its discs in the post.

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Joins David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, In New X-Files Movie

Taylor Lautner Joins David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, In New X-Files Movie

(2010) Landscape Inc. stated Wednesday evening that there is a new X-Files movie in the works that will have the original couple, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson in the same roles as the series and movies but in "updated" positions with the FBI. Howe...

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Funny story: Watch Has Been Given New Lease Of Life

Watch Has Been Given New Lease Of Life

(2020) A wristwatch that had been laid redundant for more than eight months, after its battery ran out of power on the same day as Lockdown commenced, has seen 'active service' once again, after a new power cell was inserted into it earlier today. Moys K…

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Funny story: Somali Pirates hijack Int'l Space Station; holding astronauts and cosmonauts aboard hostage; NASA calls on Obama for advice

Somali Pirates hijack Int'l Space Station; holding astronauts and cosmonauts aboard hostage; NASA calls on Obama for advice

(2008) Huston, Texas - Fresh from their defeat at the animatronic hands of the "Prorates of the Caribbean", after escaping Disneyland security and smuggling themselves onboard the last shuttle flight that docked with the Int'l Space Station (ISS) last week,...

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Funny story: Obama says Kwanzaa in "Multicolor House'

Obama says Kwanzaa in "Multicolor House'

(2008) Washington D.C Kwanzaa will be celebrated in the new 'multi-colored' house next year. In keeping with his theme throughout his campaign, that 'change is coming', President -elect Barack Obama announced change yesterday. Kwanzaa will be celebrated in...

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Funny story: Hull City Coach Nigel Adkins Waxes Lyrical After Forest Defeat

Hull City Coach Nigel Adkins Waxes Lyrical After Forest Defeat

(2018) Hull City manager, mealy-mouthed Nigel Adkins, was full of praise for his players despite their 0-2 home defeat to Nottingham Forest on Saturday. Adkins told reporters: "They've given everything out there I'm pleased with the performance We'...

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Funny story: Star Trek Convention Chooses George Bush As Speaker

Star Trek Convention Chooses George Bush As Speaker

(2009) Thrilled at being asked to speak at the Star Trek convention in Metropolis, Illinois which has the world's biggest Superman collection, or anywhere else for that matter, George W. Bush brought the fans to their feet as he came on stage. Then, afte...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

(2010) As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble. Unbel...

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Funny story: Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

(2017) Harare, Zimbabwe The Zimbabwe Military recently took over governing the country from the 93-year-old Mugabe. "I'm surprised it took us so long" said General Agreement. "I mean, the guy is 93-years-old. How tough could it be?" "What we did was...

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Funny story: National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day Is Here

National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day Is Here

(2019) WILMINGTON, De.—What better way to observe National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day than by having lunch at a Tony restaurant with a confirmed handicapped-parking-sticker cheat? We'll call him Ralph. He is one of a notorious breed of white-col...

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Funny story: Gorgon Brown denies Black Monday fears

Gorgon Brown denies Black Monday fears

(2007) Whitehall - (Ass Mess): "Crisis? What crisis? It's nothing more than a pathetic, scurrilous rumor."...

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Funny story: Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

(2006) TALLAHASSEE,FL - Florida's Governor elect, Charlie Crist announced today that he plans to make the State of Florida the "worlds largest gated senior community". Crist's plan includes requiring residents of the state...

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Funny story: Laziest animals to date...

Laziest animals to date...

(2005) Today in parks around the US, a study done by the reserchers of animal studys found, that nearly half of animals in parks, homes, and even zoos, have been "smoked up". Among the boxes of pictures and video footage, there studies may make wa...

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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

(2009) Sharon Osbourne has told Susan Boyle, the one she called "A Hairy Asshole" on the Opie and Anthony show, that she was sorry and that she just got carried away with the guys. The apology came on Facebook: "Susan Boyle is a lovely gracious woman and...

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Funny story: Suspicious Testicle Removed: Gordon Brown Recovering

Suspicious Testicle Removed: Gordon Brown Recovering

(2007) LONDON -- Initial tests coming back on the Prime Ministers Left Testicle show no cancer. The Prime Minister and his family showed great relief. "I trust my doctors," said the visibly tired and shaken Prime Minister. The testicle was rem...

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Funny story: Spoof Editor's Shotgun Wedding Busted by Scotland Yard!

Spoof Editor's Shotgun Wedding Busted by Scotland Yard!

(2007) London Fog - It has been learned today that just moments ago the infamous Editor of De Must Be Spoofin' Dot Com, was taken into protective custody by Detectives from Scotland Yard. Mark Lowton was being forced to marry the sister of a famous spoo...

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Funny story: Rosemary Shrager's TV cookery show students are being 'eaten' claim!

Rosemary Shrager's TV cookery show students are being 'eaten' claim!

(2008) Hefty Cook Rosemary Shrager, has been accused, by the histrionic, of eating the student's she evicts from her TV programme. The husband of one of the contestant's said "last time I saw my wife, roly-poly Rosemary was telling her to take off her ap...

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