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Funny story: New Court Petition Surfaces in Claim to Anna Nicole Smith Estate

New Court Petition Surfaces in Claim to Anna Nicole Smith Estate

(2007) FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla - In the wake of the judge's order that the body of late Anna Nicole Smith be buried in the Bahamas, a new document has surfaced suggesting that another entry into the still unresolved paternity sweepstakes has come forwar...

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Funny story: Mr T Brought In As Prince Harry's Bodyguard

Mr T Brought In As Prince Harry's Bodyguard

(2007) Mr T, the larger-than-life actor that played BA Baracus in the A-Team, is on his way to Iraq to take on the role of Prince Harry's bodyguard.

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Funny story: Wild pig bites Venezuelan model’s rear end; blames Maduro and CNN

Wild pig bites Venezuelan model’s rear end; blames Maduro and CNN

(2019) This latest savage attack on a female derriere has appalled the world. Shockwaves are being reported across the female rear-view fashion industry (with guarantees no design changes will reveal less). At this time fashion Model Michelle Lewin...

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Funny story: Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

Psychic Doesn't Win Lottery - Again

(2014) Florida psychic Betty Volopino has once again failed to win the Mega Million Powerball Superball Jumbo sized lottery jackpot, much to the surprise of her clients, family and friends. Saturday's winning numbers of 12, 32, 34, 45, 47, 49 - bared no...

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Funny story: Britney Reoriented, but Fails to Break 4-Minute Rehab

Britney Reoriented, but Fails to Break 4-Minute Rehab

(2007) MALIBU, CA - After several days of wild media speculation and assorted sightings, bald, tattooed, and troubled pantyphobe Britney Spears has now attributed her recent bizarre San Fernando Valley head-shaving incident to Feng Shui (pronounced either &...

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Funny story: Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

(2008) 'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...

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Funny story: Lottery Winner Gives Up Mansion In Florida And Moves To The Midwest To Fulfill Life-Long Dream Of Working In A Library

Lottery Winner Gives Up Mansion In Florida And Moves To The Midwest To Fulfill Life-Long Dream Of Working In A Library

(2019) Claiming that he was "sick and tired" of gorgeous, scantily-clad women surrounding him all the time, beer, expensive wine, outstanding restaurant food, open bars with cool ocean breezes flowing through them, and endless romantic evenings on the beach...

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Funny story: Queen and Osama

Queen and Osama

(2007) Worried staff found the Queen in bed with Osama Bin Laden this morning. While serving her morning Earl Grey, Her Majesty was heard to tell Bin Laden in between moans "No wonder you are the most wanted man in the world"...

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Funny story: More Bush Tapes Revealed

More Bush Tapes Revealed

(2005) WASHINGTON - Doug Wead, who secretly taped nine hours of phone conversations with George W. Bush, told The New York Times yesterday, "There's more where those came from." Wead, a former Amway distributor and Assemblies of God minister, said th...

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Funny story: Avril Lavigne, Anti Pop, to Pop Princess, in One song

Avril Lavigne, Anti Pop, to Pop Princess, in One song

(2007) The once brooding anti pop, anti teen, anti commercial Avril Lavigne has bitten the bullet and gone all teen sweetness, sticky, gum up your ears kinda music she once was dead set against.

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Funny story: New Strain Of Super Bed-bugs Out Of Control And Pumped Up On Crisps

New Strain Of Super Bed-bugs Out Of Control And Pumped Up On Crisps

(2007) A new strain of super bed-bug has started appearing in homes up and down the country and the message is "be afraid be very afraid"...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole's mother vows to bury Stern

Anna Nicole's mother vows to bury Stern

(2007) Florida - (ReUterus): Stripper Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur today vowed to bury her daughter's partner lawyer Howard K Stern in the Bahamas.

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Funny story: Camilla: People's Stepmother

Camilla: People's Stepmother

(2005) Eager to be part of the wedding festivities, while desperate to maintain a high political profile (and as far away from the Iraq war as possible) in his 'Meet the People' campaign for the May election, Tony Blair suggested and agreed to walk...

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Funny story: Keeping Your Heart Cold and Frozen Inside Still Best Choice According To Report

Keeping Your Heart Cold and Frozen Inside Still Best Choice According To Report

(2019) After analyzing massive amounts of statistical data, the University of Wisconsin-Madison recently released a report that the best option any person has in life, is to keep his or her heart 'completely cold' and 'protected' as they travel through the...

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Funny story: Wenham to take over Naked Chef series

Wenham to take over Naked Chef series

(2008) Australian cutie-pie (pun very much intended, although I'm not a cannibal) Dave Wenham has been offered to take over the show after original star Jamie Oliver has retreated to publishing only.

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Funny story: 85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

(2018) After 85 years on the planet and sipping diverse teas for most of the time, an 85 year-old Brit pensioner has now found out why her teeth are in the jar and not in her mouth! Scientists have issued a study claiming acidic teas, and other terrible...

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Funny story: Health officials warn "Toblerone in a fridge" is a lethal weapon

Health officials warn "Toblerone in a fridge" is a lethal weapon

(2015) Top health officials have issued a warning to people not to put Toblerones in a fridge. They state that when the triangular chocolate bar becomes cold and hard it can become a "lethal weapon capable of damaging members of the public and even buildin...

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Funny story: Britney Spears shows middle school students badminton birdie shot; also speaks in vertical alignment meeting

Britney Spears shows middle school students badminton birdie shot; also speaks in vertical alignment meeting

(2007) Students at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle School were surprised today after Britney Spears showed up at their school and volunteered to teach them the badminton birdie shot. Students sat in rows on the gym floor in their Physical Education classes t...

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Funny story: Ousting Walt Disney

Ousting Walt Disney

(2004) BURBANK, CA--We have all heard long winded stories about how the charming Roy Disney, nephew of co-founders Walt and brother Roy, helped forged one unprecedented imagination based empire. But now he calls for the elimination of Michael Eisner, a man...

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Funny story: 911 conspiracy nut tells all!

911 conspiracy nut tells all!

(2007) Crawford- Ever since the charred rubble remains of that fateful day were removed, and the valuable steel sold to China, people have looked to the steadfastly determined US government to make sense of the confusion and fear that surrounds the most imp...

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Funny story: House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

(2004) The deadly dog, cat and mouse game with the Taliban and Al Qaeda in America has literally hit home in America.

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Funny story: Disney's 'Alice In Wonderland' Boycotted By UK Cinemas

Disney's 'Alice In Wonderland' Boycotted By UK Cinemas

(2010) Two leading UK cinema chains have elected to boycott screening Disney's 3D blockbuster 'Alice In Wonderland' in a dispute over DVD release dates. Disney want to release the film on DVD after 12 weeks as opposed to the regular 17 weeks - which in t...

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Funny story: Rainy Weekend Gives Charleston Woman Chance to Catch Up with Herself

Rainy Weekend Gives Charleston Woman Chance to Catch Up with Herself

(2019) Generally so flooded with invitations to beach parties, movie premieres, weddings, and other exclusive events that her social demands can often become overwhelming, Kendra Collins of Charleston, South Carolina, welcomed the recent rainy weekend as a...

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