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Baby Boxing Slags Unrepentant

Funny story: Baby Boxing Slags Unrepentant

(2007) Four boxing promoters from Plymouth have been told to clean up their act or face having their licence revoked.

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Indian "Sex Guru" is arrested for being "obscene" as under-age prostitutes Pimps are declared "clean"

Funny story: Indian "Sex Guru" is arrested for being "obscene" as under-age prostitutes Pimps are declared "clean"

(2010) Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami, has been arrested and dumped in the "Black Hole of Calcutta" for being obscene. He was filmed "bunking" it off with a couple of female mistresses and his ashram hasn't been the same since. Disgusted followers of...

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Buffy returns with New Cast

Funny story: Buffy returns with New Cast

(2009) Buffy the Vampire Slayer is set to return with Britain's Got Talent favourite Susan Boyle at the helm! The surprise announcement comes from showriters just days after Boyle announced she was selling her virginity on ebay. Ricky Gervais, Dawn...

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Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

Funny story: Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

(2014) A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...

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Elaine Page IS Susan Boyle

Funny story: Elaine Page IS Susan Boyle

(2009) Susan Boyle, the singing sensation from Britains Got Talent, is actually Elaine Page in disguise. The popular singer will reveal her true identity during the next show and confess that it has just been a big act for a new show hosted by Rolf Harris,...

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Thin French Models Face Jail

Funny story: Thin French Models Face Jail

(2008) In a move that has stirred the fashion trade into state of complete inactivity, France has decided that the publication of photographs of ultra-thin and semi-comatose models could lead to a jail sentence. It has also been noted that many models have...

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Axl Rose Forms Supergroup of Gingers

Funny story: Axl Rose Forms Supergroup of Gingers

(2008) Guns 'N Roses frontman Axl Rose has formed a super group made up entirely of famous red-haired artists and intends to do a world tour before the end of this year.

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Fat Chris Moyles' Quiz Night worst shite crap talentless programme ever made!

Funny story: Fat Chris Moyles' Quiz Night worst shite crap talentless programme ever made!

(2009) Bigot Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat in a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's snatch- has insulted the visual senses of the TV licence payer by dragging his mollusc shaped body out the radio studio on to our screens. Moyles h...

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Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

Funny story: Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

(2014) 90 Year old Mary Hall, according to friends and family, would have just loved the funeral arranged by her sons; which by all accounts was a sombre yet tasteful funeral, attended by more than 300 mourners from across the country. The only downside,...

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Daniel Radcliffe Searches For Australian Girl

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Searches For Australian Girl

(2008) Daniel Radcliffe, who plays the title character in the Harry Potter films, is looking for a girl. Unfortunately, he does not know her name, her age, exactly where she lives, or anything else about her.

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New 'Faces' in Indian team

Funny story: New 'Faces' in Indian team

(2007) Mumbai, Apr 20 - Ending weeks of speculation, the Board for Consumption of Cricket in India (BCCI) has announced the team for the upcoming tour of Bangladesh. And for once, promises made at the end of a pathetic performance seem to have been kept.

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DNA Proves Winehouse is Shergar

Funny story: DNA Proves Winehouse is Shergar

(2007) DNA tests today proved that gravel voiced singer Amy Winehouse is in fact missing horse Shergar.

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Cliff Richard admits to clever disguise on Britains Got Talent

Funny story: Cliff Richard admits to clever disguise on Britains Got Talent

(2009) In what some are describing as a criminal master stroke, Sir Cliff Richard has admitted to performing as "Susan Boyle" on the infamous edition of Britain's Got Talent. Sir Cliff said his reason for doing so was purely professional and he wanted t...

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Jackson Mayhem

Funny story: Jackson Mayhem

(2005) Santa Maria, Calif. is heating up, as much as an unguarded pedophile, in a cartoon costume, at a theme park. As Moulan Rouge, I mean the Micheal Jackson molestation case proceeds forward, there seem to barriers and heated choices to be made around ev...

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Hampstead residents baton down the hatches amid eurotrash christening of Geri's daughter

Funny story: Hampstead residents baton down the hatches amid eurotrash christening of Geri's daughter

(2007) London - (Ass Mess): Residents of the multi-millionaire North London enclave of Hampstead are barricading themselves in their bijou properties this weekend as the dregs of eurotrash z-list celebs descend on the leafy neighborhood for the christening...

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Unbelievable talent unearthed on "Britain's got Talent"

Funny story: Unbelievable talent unearthed on "Britain's got Talent"

(2009) The nation is rocking and reeling, nay even bending and swaying, from the most astounding act ever to be seen on ITV's, er, on Simon Cowell's "Britain's got Talent" reality show. A relatively well-known 50 year-old former banker from Scotland has...

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2girls1cup to start fast food chain

Funny story: 2girls1cup to start fast food chain

(2008) Internet legends '2girls' intend to open a chain of quick service restaurants in Europe and the U.S.

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Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Funny story: Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

(2009) Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...

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Susan Boyle comes in second at Miss England contest

Funny story: Susan Boyle comes in second at Miss England contest

(2009) Angie Beasley, the organiser of the Miss England contest, has reminded young women in Oxfordshire that size does not matter when it comes to taking part in the Miss Oxford contest, which is being backed by the Oxford Mail. She mentions the name Susan...

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Keane is secret ballet dancer

Funny story: Keane is secret ballet dancer

(2007) There was shock today at the stadium of light in Sunderland after it emerged that manager Roy Keane was found in tights dancing to four seasons.

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Susan Boyle quits talent show

Funny story: Susan Boyle quits talent show

(2009) A spokesman for ITV has confirmed that recent surprise superstar Susan Boyle has quit the talent show, Britain's Got Talent. In describing the reason for the news, a spokesman described how the attention that she has received, especially from some...

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Howard Denies His Death is a Publicity Stunt

Funny story: Howard Denies His Death is a Publicity Stunt

(2005) Tory leader, Michael Howard denied that the announcement of his death is a desperate attempt to boost flagging popularity.

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