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Funny story: Trump Says He Did Not Molest the Women Who Accuse Him-Says They Are too Ugly for Him

Trump Says He Did Not Molest the Women Who Accuse Him-Says They Are too Ugly for Him

(2016) Millville, IA Trump, still on the campaign trail, denied allegations by over a dozen women that he sexually harassed and/or assaulted them. "Have you seen these women?" asked Trump. "It would be hard to get a blind man to assault them. Now, look a...

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Funny story: Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl guest of honor at Joerg Haidar funeral

Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl guest of honor at Joerg Haidar funeral

(2008) Vienna, Austria - (Fascist Ass Mess): Joseph Fritzl is to be guest of honor at tomorrow's funeral of his gay Nazi bumbandit son Joerg Haidar. Fritzl's day-release pass from Amstetten Jail has been granted on compassionate grounds for the high noon...

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Funny story: Stallone to Make Sixth Rocky Movie

Stallone to Make Sixth Rocky Movie

(2005) Sylvester Stallone has announced plans to film a sixth in the series of movies about boxer Rocky Balboa. The first film won the Oscar for Best Picture in 1976 and was the actor's first starring role. Subsequent films in the series were written...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

(2010) Sunday Evening - The UK - The X-Factor live elimination round may have caught the public's imagination, but SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger reckons that the award for performance of the evening went to Strictly Come Dancing, and Peter Andre's singing s...

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Funny story: Kate Winslet plays many prostitution roles

Kate Winslet plays many prostitution roles

(2009) North Atlantic, Atlantic Ocean - Rose DeWitt Bukate, a prostitute who sadly escaped death on the Titanic, was played by Kate Winslet over ten years ago. It is unknown why so many still regard her character as "sweet" or "innocent". "We picked Kat...

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Funny story: Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

(2011) Gravitational astrophysicists have long-since determined that Dark Energy and Dark Matter must account for over 96% of the mass of the universe, or else their pet theory would fall flat on its face. Pioneering physiologists are now beginning to c...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Visits Washington, President Bush

Dalai Lama Visits Washington, President Bush

(2007) The Dalai Lama paid a state visit to Washington D.C. and the White House today. President and Mrs. Bush greeting him on the South Lawn and held a brief press conference for reporters before going inside for meetings and lunch.

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Funny story: New Spice Girls Album Only Available At Victoria's Secret

New Spice Girls Album Only Available At Victoria's Secret

(2007) Victoria's Secret announced today that it will be the exclusive retailer for the newest Spice Girl's album. The album, which will contain the group's greatest hits plus some new songs, will not be available at any other record store or outlet. Vi...

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Funny story: John W Henry To Sell Liverpool FC Insists Insider

John W Henry To Sell Liverpool FC Insists Insider

(2010) Reports coming in suggest that Boston Red Sox owner John W Henry is to sell his controlling stake in Liverpool Football Club, and is reportedly extremely irate that he appears to have been suckered and sold a dud. Henry, who was at Goodison Park o...

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Funny story: Alarm at Increase in Crimes for Charity

Alarm at Increase in Crimes for Charity

(2007) Public outcry has followed release of new government figures showing a large increase in crimes committed for charity.

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Funny story: Racist gene-discovering Nobel Laureate banned from Museum talk

Racist gene-discovering Nobel Laureate banned from Museum talk

(2007) London - (Noballs Mess): London's Unnatural Hystery Museum has banned a world renowned Nobel Laureate from lecturing about genes on Friday because he is a tosser.

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Funny story: Rumours Abound at Spoof Corporate Headquarters Concerning Wunderkind Mark Lowton

Rumours Abound at Spoof Corporate Headquarters Concerning Wunderkind Mark Lowton

(2008) London, England - Shares more than tripled in value for the number one web-based satire company, thespoof.com, on the FTSE today following unconfirmed rumours that TheSpoof.com boy wonder CEO, Mark Lowton is stepping down. Lowton, from Lancaster,...

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Funny story: Toy maker to release new American Girl doll

Toy maker to release new American Girl doll

(2009) NEW YORK CITY, New York - In the wake of the wildly successful release of Gwen Thompson, a doll billed as a Homeless Girl who lives in a car with her mother, toy makers Tammel is unveiling their latest, just in time for some pre-season selling. L...

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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers v Burnley Amid Massive Security Operation

Blackburn Rovers v Burnley Amid Massive Security Operation

(2009) Blackburn Rovers will tomorrow entertain neighbours and bitter rivals Burnley at Ewood Park tomorrow under tighter security measures than anything that ever existed at Guantanamo Bay. Burnley supporters, regardless of where they live, will be forc...

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Funny story: Daily Mail victims of orchestrated hate campaign !

Daily Mail victims of orchestrated hate campaign !

(2009) In an awesome example of Karma, the Daily Mail have today claimed that the national outpouring of hatred and vehement anti-mail sentiment, sparked by their recent "entirely innocent" homophobia against the late Stephen Gateley, was entirely drummed u...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Gay Backlash Over Diva Fever Elimination

X-Factor - Gay Backlash Over Diva Fever Elimination

(2010) Fury among the gay community in the UK today, after duo Diva Fever were eliminated from the X-Factor. Most people actually didn't give a toss, according to research carried out on behalf of Skoob Entertainment News, but the gay community apparentl...

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Funny story: Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

(2011) Miami Florida bald headed guy, Joe Alopecia, who has been completely bald for the last 25 years, called in sick on Monday due to a really bad head day. Apparently Mr. Alopecia woke up Monday morning to find that his entire head had become misshap...

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Funny story: London's Westminster City Council to use Giant Street Vacuums to pick up Homeless

London's Westminster City Council to use Giant Street Vacuums to pick up Homeless

(2007) LONDON - City of Westminster Council has unveiled a new machine to deal with its growing number of nuisance vagrants, it has to clear up during the night.

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Funny story: Knicks lose heartbreaker to Celtics

Knicks lose heartbreaker to Celtics

(2007) The New York Knicks suffered what could be a demoralizing loss last night to the Boston Celtics 101-61.

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Funny story: Stripper Badly Burned Following 'Misunderstanding'

Stripper Badly Burned Following 'Misunderstanding'

(2006) Anna Bell, a 40 year-old stripper and mother-of-two, suffered severe burns following a 12-hour shift at Cockburns' Nightclub, London.

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Funny story: Glastonbury 2012 down the toilet story is a Hoax

Glastonbury 2012 down the toilet story is a Hoax

(2010) The story that Glastonbury 2012 is to be cancelled due to lack of portaloo facilities, has tonight been exposed as a hoax. It is a mis-truth that is believed to have originated with Amy Winehouse, who thought it would be funny to spread the rumour t...

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Funny story: North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

(2016) Pynongyang, North Korea Although it seems like he would get used to it, Kim Jong-Un's most recent missile once again exploded on the launching pad, sending the rotund dictator into a rage. "Kim Jong-Un was last seen jumping up and down and orderi...

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Funny story: Harry Enfield comedy show ideas stolen

Harry Enfield comedy show ideas stolen

(2009) Ideas and material for a new series of Harry Enfield's comedy show with Paul Whitehouse have been stolen from numerous other shows. The thoughts and jokes and characters had all been lifted from such earlier programmes as The Dick Emery Show, but...

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