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Massive nuclear plant explosion triggered Chinese quake says Dalai Lama
(2008) Tibet - (Sabotage Mess): Sources close to the Dalai Llama say that Tibetan freedom fighters may have triggered a huge subterranean nuclear explosion that caused Monday's devastating earthquake in Sichuan Provice.
Read full storyRangers riot: was Burma involved?
(2008) The riots that occurred directly after the Glasgow Rangers/Zenit St Petersburg UEFA Cup Final on Wednesday night have been blamed on the actions on Burma's military junta. Already a world pariah for not allowing blue-eyed westerners to come into...
Read full storyTen Little Known Facts About Carrie Prejean, Miss California
(2009) VISTA, California - Miss California, Carrie Prejean has really been put through the grilling mill, the grinding mill, and the mams mill. The 22-year-old native of San Diego, California said that as long as the owner of the Miss USA Pageant, the pleasantly pompadour-haired Donald Trump believes in her and supports her that is all that matters. Prejean said that she has no more tears left. To...
Read full storyMichael Jackson's Alleged Gay Companion in Hiding
(2010) The self-confessed lover of Michael Jackson says he is hiding out following death threats by Michael Jackson's fans. Jason Pfeiffer says some of the threats are gruesome and graphic and have him scared for his life. Jackson's dermatologist, Dr.
Read full storyAltar boy caught bashing his Bishop!
(2007) New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.
Read full storyChris Brown Uses Captain Hook's Hook As A Nipple Ring On Rihanna
(2009) When nude pictures of Rihanna were leaked online, they showed her with a nipple ring, and it appears to be Captain Hook's beloved hook. Rihanna has confirmed it was stolen from Captain Hook and she is very sorry. Chris Brown was the person who act...
Read full storyJerry Falwell Meets His Maker
(2007) Lynchburg Tenn., Liberty University. The Reverend Jerry Falwell was discovered collapsed on the floor at Liberty University today. Attempts to revive the Reverend failed and it is presumed Falwell succumbed to heart failure. Falwell has had a past...
Read full storyObama Related to Osama
(2008) Pastor Wright came before a press conference in Dallas today, to describe in greater detail his relationship with Senator Obama. Meaning well, he told of their more intimate times spent together, speaking of religion, government, and the middle east.
Read full storyFatwah Declared on Human Resources
(2008) A disaffected former employee of Rolls Royce, forced out of his job by a dysfunctional HR manager who blamed no golfing partner to play or cheese and wine function to attend, has set up a world-wide organisation to fight for the world-wide banning of...
Read full storyBad day for the Devil as Jerry Falwell gets sent down
(2007) Extremist Jerry Falwell, the controversial homophobic arsehole and evangelical lunatic has died of a heart attack. "Good bloody riddance" said the Reverend Ian Paisley. "He will burn in ever lasting flame for his twist...
Read full storyBush 98% Monkey
(2007) Scientists in a lab somewhere, claim findings with extensive research that George W Bush (of America) is 98% Monkey. One expert said, "Yep, it's true".
Read full storyCBS to Release Newest CSI Installment
(2007) Hollywood, CA -- CBS today announced it will launch another CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) spin-off. This time the popular, self-spawning show will take place in Brazil. Get ready for "CSI: Rio de Janeiro".
Read full storySomething So Bad Happens In Tybee That It Can Not Even Be Reported
(2014) Something so bad and unspeakable has happened in the small town of Tybee located on Tybee Island that it cannot even be reported, it is that bad. Tybee, 13 miles from Savannah, a small town with an even smaller mentality, is said to be reeling fro...
Read full storyBarack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad
(2007) Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.
Read full storyGiuliani was Mayor on 9/11
(2007) The question on everyone's mind since September the 11th has been: Who was that courageous mayor that saved the city? No one had taken credit for saving New York City in the aftermath of the terrorist attacks on the World trade Center Towers. L...
Read full storyNeil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans
(2007) Neil Warnock, the Sheffield United manager has been sacked by the club in the wake of their relegation from the Premiership. The news was announced this morning on the Blades' website, but there...
Read full storyNew Kids on the Block reform
(2008) The product of a scientific experiment that went horrifically wrong, New Kids on the Block the five headed mutant organism, today reformed in New York prompting speculation about a mutant invasion.
Read full storyMourinho to play in FA Cup Final
(2007) Chelsea FC's Manager, Jose Mourinho, claims the club's injury problems are so bad he will consider playing as a striker for the FA Cup final on Saturday.
Read full storyNew Home Pregnancy Sex Test Has Anti-Abortionists Up In Arms
(2007) A new home pregnancy test that helps identify the gender of the baby within six weeks of conception has anti-abortionists up in arms. This test turns pink or blue to tell you if the child is a boy or a girl, not if you are pregnant.
Read full storyPentagon blames Chinese astrology as quake obliterates nuclear weapons factories
(2008) Beijing - (Cosmic Mess): The Pentagon has blamed giant fissures in traditional Chinese astrological thinking for the obliteration of key underground nuclear weapons factories in Sichuan Province.
Read full storyPussy Willows Upset College Women
(2010) A group of female protesters in Los Angeles from several area Universities picketed local nurseries over their growing and selling of Pussy Willows. The students and faculty members felt that the plants degraded women in general and were inappropria...
Read full storyBudget airline's light-as-air plane cuts CO2 output
(2008) This is the passenger plane experts say could help the aviation industry become green.
Read full storyNewt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding
(2009) WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...
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