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UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

Funny story: UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

(2010) Just when you thought boots couldn't get any uglier, along comes a line of boots that are truly the ugliest boots on the planet. "FUGly Boots," says their maker, Fingdern Smogadenser, "have been described by consumers as looking like two wet, mangy r...

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

(2010) A shocking U-turn today from Clarence House as the announcement was released that Prince William and Kate Middleton are not really getting married after all. The announcement came hot on the heels of an earlier announcement to the effect that the...

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Redskins Head Coach Shanahan: "Eagles Darkie QB Much Better Than Ours."

Funny story: Redskins Head Coach Shanahan: "Eagles Darkie QB Much Better Than Ours."

(2010) Mike Shanahan finally admitted it: No, not that he is the most famous colored-hating racist in the Washington, DC-Metro Area since Senator Strom Thurmond, but that his team blows monkeys, as proven by the Eagles' 28 point 1st quarter pummeling of the...

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George Foreman Unveils New Line of Fashion

Funny story: George Foreman Unveils New Line of Fashion

(2007) Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - Famous boxing champion and businessman George Foreman has unveiled a new line of clothing. He has gone on a whirlwind tour of all the morning television talk shows as well as the Oprah show and on Jay Leno over the last two w...

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Amy Winehouse 'ghost' spooked by appearance of Pete Doherty, says Derek Acorah

(2011) A ghost, purportedly that of recently deceased songstress Amy Winehouse, was spooked into vanishing back into the afterlife after apparently catching a glimpse of former Libertine's front man, Pete Doherty, according to celebrity TV medium Derek Acor...

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Carrie To Market "Peace In The Valley" Sex Toys To Christian Book Stores.

(2009) Carrie Prejean held a press conference today to announce a new product line that she will market to Christian book stores all across the country. "There is nothng in the bible about breast implants and there is nothing in the bible about persona...

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Palace warned that Diana's ring is hexed

Funny story: Palace warned that Diana's ring is hexed

(2010) London - (Portents): "Just what kind of cheapskate refuses to fork out for brand new bling anyway?" disgusted marriage guidance counsellors asked today. "William's determined to spin out that rubbishy old Diana mythology. It could so easily backf...

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Stelios grabs controls at EasyFly, and flies on one engine

Funny story: Stelios grabs controls at EasyFly, and flies on one engine

(2008) Sir Stelios Halitosis, the gregarous Greek Cypriot who founded the EasyFly airline and is still its biggest shareholder has taken the captains seat once more. Sir Stelios said he hoped to trim the operating costs of the budget airline by flying hi...

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The 3 a.m. Cookery Club

Funny story: The 3 a.m. Cookery Club

(2008) OK, you've been ejected from the nightclub, been kicked out of the kebab shop for trying to pick a fight with an antique space invaders machine, the police have kerb-crawled you all the way home to keep you out of further trouble (didn't offer you a lift though, did they? the bastards!). After the 23rd attempt, you finally succeeded in getting your key into the lock, leaving numerous ugly faile...

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Bieber Fever Hits British Fans As Justin Bieber On World Tour

Funny story: Bieber Fever Hits British Fans As Justin Bieber On World Tour

(2010) The unofficial new King of Pop, according to six million followers at last count, is about to hit the road on a world tour beginning early next year. Since the tour will begin in Britain, be sure to watch for ticket sales as dates are not settled...

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Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

(2011) Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly). The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely...

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Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Funny story: Cold caller dies of hypothermia

(2008) Door to door double glazing salesman Hugh Peeveesea was found dead in a Swansea street this morning, apparently from acute hypothermia. At first, it was suspected that Mr Peeveesea was another statistic in the tragic Bridgend suicide cult that has...

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Prime Minister has meeting with Jabba The Hutt

Funny story: Prime Minister has meeting with Jabba The Hutt

(2008) MANCHESTER- Prime Minister Gordon Brown has met with Jabba the Hutt in Manchester today to discuss the worldwide financial crisis. Mr. Hutt, a known philanthropist and shrewd investor, has displayed in interest in helping the world economies with...

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Apple Unable to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

Funny story: Apple Unable to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

(2010) Scoring a musical coup by securing the entire Beatles song catalog, Apple will be releasing individual songs and full album offerings as early as next month, in time for the holiday season. There is a glitch to the functionality when compared to the...

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Winehouse tour manager quits amid passive crack smoke complaint

Funny story: Winehouse tour manager quits amid passive crack smoke complaint

(2007) Birmingham - (Powerlessness Mess): Too many crack cocaine fumes in Amy Winehouse's touring bus have been blamed on her manager Thom Stone quitting just days after the start of her UK sell-out tour.

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Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

(2013) Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...

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Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

Funny story: Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

(2011) If you're looking for ways to put your adolescent children off having sex try this one: "It'll stop you growing…" Scientists claim teenage romps can also spark depression and autoimmune system conditions such as irritable bowel syndrome. They susp...

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Homely Secretary Smith to Crack the Whip on Sex for Pay and Lap dances

(2008) Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is sick and tired of having to pay for sex and even fork over a quid just for a little shimmy on the lap. Smith will try to restore the time honored British tradition of coming home from the Home Secretary's office after a...

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I Got Yule Babe

Funny story: I Got Yule Babe

(2008) It has emerged that in the wake of Saddam Hussein's fall from grace, (and the gallows) both warring factions in Iraq have decided to lay down there arms and pick up their microphones to record a cover version of popular 60s song 'I Got You Babe'.

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Bizarre: Coronation Street Demonstrations Reach Fever Pitch.

Funny story: Bizarre: Coronation Street Demonstrations Reach Fever Pitch.

(2010) A surge of activity both online and 'on the street' has errupted, as D-Day looms for some of the stars of Britain's greatest archive of modern life, Coronation Street. Viewers have begun petitioning Parliament and staging demonstrations up and dow...

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Double-Barrel Madness Must Stop Say Registrars

Funny story: Double-Barrel Madness Must Stop Say Registrars

(2010) Tired of endless double-barrelled surnames, UK registrars have called for common sense to prevail. A recent trend for both partners in a marriage to keep their family names and put them together is causing complications in the registrars' record k...

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Brett Favre Hurts Shoulder Texting

Funny story: Brett Favre Hurts Shoulder Texting

(2010) Minneapolis, MN - Brett Favre hurt his throwing shoulder while texting a Vikings cheerleader. "I went to hit send on my cellphone and it slipped from hand, and when I tried to catch the phone I felt a tingle in my shoulder." Brett Favre told rep...

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