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Funny story: A Progressive Hippie's Fairy Tale

A Progressive Hippie's Fairy Tale

(2010) Once upon a time, there was a large hippie clan living in a remote area of the Appalachian Mountains. They had been living a quiet life out of mainstream America since the early 70's. They dropped out of society during the Nixon administration fully expecting to re-integrate back in when Nixon left office, but decided their lifestyle was one that could not be abandoned so easily. Numbering in t...

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Funny story: New drug hits the streets

New drug hits the streets

(2007) After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.

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Funny story: President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

(2005) WASHINGTON - In an attempt to regain popularity with American voters and to secure more Senate and Congressional seats for Republicans in the 2006 election, President George W. Bush will address the nation from New Orleans on Thursday to outli...

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Funny story: Portuguese cops think Pope is shielding Kate McCann

Portuguese cops think Pope is shielding Kate McCann

(2007) Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Press): Lip-readers hired by the Portimao police have told the Special Porsecutor reviewing evidence in the Maddie McCann case that Pope Joseph Ratzinger might be shielding Kate McCann.

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Funny story: England Edged Out By South Africa

England Edged Out By South Africa

(2007) England pushed South Africa hard in Paris last night, but, in the end, it was the Springboks superior strength, determination, fitness, skill and quality that nudged them clear of the World Cup holders. It was a close game, and from the early exch...

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Funny story: Welsh Transvestite Fireman in Snake Shock!

Welsh Transvestite Fireman in Snake Shock!

(2008) The sleepy town of Blackwood in Wales was in shock today as one of it's fire fighting heroes, Simon Bevman, was strangled to death in the high street by a 15ft python. Initial reports indicate that Mr Bevman had just left the chemist after buying a l...

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Funny story: Ex-Police singer Sting stung outside German brothel

Ex-Police singer Sting stung outside German brothel

(2007) Hamburg, Germany - (Spotted Ass Mess): As deafening Frankie Goes to Hollywood lyrics blared out into the early morning Hamburg streets on Wednesday this week former Police singer Sting got an unexpected surprise outside the city's notor...

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Funny story: Middle Eastern Blues

Middle Eastern Blues

(2012) As more riots break out all over the Middle East where some of the poorest people in the world reside Back and to the Left news asks a very simple question. Where the fuck do they get the money to buy all the guns from? People who can't afford sho...

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Funny story: PetsRUS to market Cages for Children

PetsRUS to market Cages for Children

(2005) Ohio -- Sales of extra-large dog crates skyrocketed at PetsRUS locations nationwide following a seemingly shocking report of foster parents who locked their 11 kids in wooden cages every night. According to several neighbors, "The kids were...

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Funny story: Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards

Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards

(2008) Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...

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Funny story: Lady GaGa's Meat Dress Had One Piece Not From The Butcher

Lady GaGa's Meat Dress Had One Piece Not From The Butcher

(2010) On MTV Awards night, Lady GaGa wore an authentic meat dress & slippers but there was one part that was different. Always trying to outdo her fellow performers, the Lady had to go some to outfreak the freaks. This has lead many of them to criti...

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Funny story: New York Post "OUTS" Obama; Reveals Iraq Double Dealing!

New York Post "OUTS" Obama; Reveals Iraq Double Dealing!

(2008) Ny/NY New York Post - A NY newspaper claimed today that while on his "mission from God" last July, Barack Obama tried to muscle Iraq leaders into delaying an agreement on troop withdrawal. At the same time he clamored in the press for an early with...

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Funny story: US Housing Disaster and Market Mess "All My Fault" Says Alan Greenspan

US Housing Disaster and Market Mess "All My Fault" Says Alan Greenspan

(2007) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Alan Greenspan says blame him for the American housing disaster and the latest mess in financial markets here and throughout the world.

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Funny story: Jenny Craig's latest spokesmodel: Britney! Move over Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli. No. Really. Move over, Okay?

Jenny Craig's latest spokesmodel: Britney! Move over Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli. No. Really. Move over, Okay?

(2007) Los Angeles, California - Move over Kirstie Alley, move over Valerie Bertinelli here come Britney! After her catastrophic performance on the MTV's Video Music Awards, Britney's family and friends have decided they have no choice but to conduc...

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Funny story: Bush Tapped for Nobel Honours

Bush Tapped for Nobel Honours

(2005) Stockholm: In an extraordinary meeting of the Nobel Prize Commission, US President George W. Bush has been designated the first recipient of a newl...

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Funny story: Talking Palin doll says "Kill! Drill! Spill!"

Talking Palin doll says "Kill! Drill! Spill!"

(2008) In what many observers have described to be like a scene from horror film Child's Play, the Republican Party unveiled its new Sarah Palin doll, which goes on sale at toy stores throughout the US, complete with reindeer cleaver, portable oil derrick a...

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Funny story: Exclusive - First View of Jordan Toilet Roll Holder..!!

Exclusive - First View of Jordan Toilet Roll Holder..!!

(2005) With the OK magazine deal coming to a close, Mr and Mrs Jordan Andre have started to look elsewhere to fund their extravagant lifestyle.

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Funny story: Rosie Bashes Old People - Baby Boomers Retaliate

Rosie Bashes Old People - Baby Boomers Retaliate

(2007) (Hollywood) - In another case of celebrity bad behavior, fat lesbian self-destructive Rosie O'Donnell, in her recent book, "Fat Pig Lesbian", called for older people such as Barbara Walters to voluntarily step aside or be forced to reti...

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Funny story: Swiss Role in American Jam

Swiss Role in American Jam

(2008) European bankers have now admitted that they rigged the results of the Large Hadron Collider - which runs beneath Switzerland, Germany and France - in order to create an implosion in the American financial system. "We were really upset that Credit...

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Funny story: Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

(2009) Washington, DC - The Beatles - rock & roll legends, voice of a generation, liars. "I remember Joe screaming at his record player," said John Hill a longtime friend of South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson. Hill explains Wilson was upset by John...

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Funny story: Web users warned about social networking site MyBankDetails.com

Web users warned about social networking site MyBankDetails.com

(2007) Consumer groups are warning users not to use a new social networking website called MyBankDetails.com.

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Funny story: Scott Peterson's Defense Attacks

Scott Peterson's Defense Attacks

(2004) They say that the best form of defense is attack. They are of course wrong as the prosecution team soon found out in the Scott Peterson trial. As Tuesday brought the forensic evidence against Peterson into view, so it is starting to dawn on everyone...

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Funny story: Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

(2008) Lehman Brothers, the fourth largest investment bank in the entire Universe, has filed for bankruptcy protection, tossing a spanner into the capricious works of the galactic financial system. The news led to sharp falls in share prices across the...

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