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Oklahoma Completely Fine with Losing in March Madness

Funny story: Oklahoma Completely Fine with Losing in March Madness

(2018) Oklahoma was not at all upset after losing 83-78 to Rhode Island in the first round of the NCAA March Madness tournament. “Honestly, we’re all completely fine with losing,” said coach Lon Kruger. “We didn’t really work that hard this year and the...

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House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

Funny story: House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

(2007) PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.

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Marshmallow Chickens Nearly Extinct

Funny story: Marshmallow Chickens Nearly Extinct

(2008) (Philadelphia PA) Biologists at the University of Pennsylvania are warning Easter shoppers the famous marshmallow chicken is nearly extinct. The unusual bird has been declining in recent years due to heavy predation and breeding difficulties. The chi...

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New Bin Laden cartoon opens on NBC

Funny story: New Bin Laden cartoon opens on NBC

(2009) A new cartoon was shown today on American TV network NBC, 'Bin Laden the Cartoon Villain and his Wacky Faces'. In the children's program, every episode begins with a tall Arabic man with a ridiculously long beard ranting and raving about America a...

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Jade Goody News: Jade To Seek Media Injunction

Funny story: Jade Goody News: Jade To Seek Media Injunction

(2009) Terminally-ill Jade Goody-Tweedy has had enough - and she's now taking out a Media Injunction to prove it! Jade, the ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother housemate, has been the subject of many millions of despicable and derogatory articles in...

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Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

Funny story: Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

(2018) In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...

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Larkrise to Candleford - New Tarantino Film

Funny story: Larkrise to Candleford - New Tarantino Film

(2009) Cutting edge film geek Quentin Tarantino has revealed that his new film is to be a radical re-working of Flora Thompson's smash hit novel - Lark Rise to Candleford. The story, which focuses on the smorgasbord of entertainment to be found in a Post...

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Naked Heather Wants A Quiet Life

Funny story: Naked Heather Wants A Quiet Life

(2007) Misshapen model Heather Mills McCartney has tried to appear naked on British television to announce to the world that she is not a publicity seeker.

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Hull City Goalkeeper Boaz Myhill "Unlikely" To Sign For Arsenal - Wenger

Funny story: Hull City Goalkeeper Boaz Myhill "Unlikely" To Sign For Arsenal - Wenger

(2010) Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has confirmed this morning that he is "unlikely" to want to sign Hull City goalkeeper Boaz Myhill at any time in the forseeable future. The announcement came after Wenger's side overcame Hull's stubborn resistance in...

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Amber Frey Broadway Bound

Funny story: Amber Frey Broadway Bound

(2005) LOS ANGELES (Rotters) - Amber Frey, the bleached blonde "massage therapist" whose tepid testimony helped entrap and convict adulterous lover Scott Peterson for murder, is bound for Broadway.

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Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Funny story: Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

(2007) Jason Donovan, of Kylie and Jason fame, has denied rumours that he is being paid millions to write about his relationship with Kylie Minogue.

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Bnai B'rith Protests Anti Semitic Jew Jew Beads

Funny story: Bnai B'rith Protests Anti Semitic Jew Jew Beads

(2009) Candymaker, Florida Olde Farts has made a killing for decades with their Jujube beads. The hard as rock near tasteless candy for some unknown reason is a movie theater treat that can't be beat. Film buffs have been gnawing, chewing and jawing on thes...

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Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

Funny story: Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

(2008) A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...

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Osma Bin Laden Offers Charles and Camilla Safe Haven Church Wedding

(2005) -Lost Far From The Maddening Crowds In Pakistan?...

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Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Funny story: Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

(2008) Actor Edward Norton, who plays Bruce Banner in the soon to be released Incredible Hulk film, has expressed his fears over the widespread use of anti-virus software.

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Oscar the Grouch's Secret Shame

Funny story: Oscar the Grouch's Secret Shame

(2004) Oscar the Grouch has decided to tell the world just what makes him so grouchy. "When I was a little grouch, I was an altar boy and a priest...I can't go on. It hurts too much." He wept to an audience filled with Garbage Collectors at th...

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Sudden unexplained death mystery of 'The Kumars at No 42' star

Funny story: Sudden unexplained death mystery of 'The Kumars at No 42' star

(2010) Middlesborough - (RIP Mess): The star of TV hit show The Kumars at No. 42 has been found 'inexplicably dead' at home. Ashok Kumar MP, 53, was - coincidentally - the same age as the number of episodes of the cult BBC show about a fictional British...

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Michael Owen Comes Clean

Funny story: Michael Owen Comes Clean

(2010) Michael Owen has employed the same PR company as Wayne Bridge, Ashley Cole and John Terry in an attempt to get into the world cup squad. With the news that despite stepping down and having some girl he knew in the past sleeping with somebody he on...

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Taylor Lautner Feels Bad About Scaring Kids

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Feels Bad About Scaring Kids

(2010) Only in his teens himself, actor Taylor Lautner who plays a werewolf in the Twilight series has noticed that some kids are afraid of him when he's out shopping or on the street. "It gives me the creeps", stated Lautner to this reporter. "I hate sc...

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White House Supports Network Television Ban of Christian Films

(2005) Christian Conservative groups were outraged when their Family Values Campaign apparently backfired today, resulting in the cancellation of most Bible based films from network television such as Moses, The Greatest Story Ever Told and The Robe. Networ...

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Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

Funny story: Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

(2010) LAS VEGAS - Men across America have crammed into pharmacies and department stores by the thousands to purchase condoms in the wake of a major announcement by Lady Gaga, who today unveiled her "Million Dollar Orgy" Sweepstakes. Contestants will be...

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A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

Funny story: A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

(2014) PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...

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