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Funny story: Cell phone found in puddle shows Guaido confused but ready for more input from US

Cell phone found in puddle shows Guaido confused but ready for more input from US

(2019) Mr. Guaido’s cell phone and its lengthy texting found in a rain swamp yesterday has been confirmed as deriving from the self-proclaimed leader of Venezuela. The phone might have been flung into the puddle during a tempestuous moment in relations w...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

(2010) Budding legend of the silver screen, Robert Pattinson 23, who plays Edward Cullen the vampire in the Twilight movie series was today, a little hacked off by scandal mongering press 'vampires' who continually take his off-the-cuff remarks out of conte...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell lookalike used as judge on American Idol

Simon Cowell lookalike used as judge on American Idol

(2008) All is not what it seems on the latest series of American Idol. Yes we have a succession of wannabes putting themselves through the butt clenchingly embarrassing series of auditions. Yes we have the usual collection of sob stories of youngsters who w...

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Funny story: No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

(2019) London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...

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Funny story: Old Video Of Kristen Stewart Catching Up With Her?

Old Video Of Kristen Stewart Catching Up With Her?

(2010) If you've noticed a cooling of affections between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after the completion of their last Twilight movie, rumor is that there's a video made when Kristen was 17 out there somewhere. Exactly what is on the video, eve...

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Funny story: Scamatology Recruits Religious Groups from All Over the Universe to Protest A & E Broadcasts

Scamatology Recruits Religious Groups from All Over the Universe to Protest A & E Broadcasts

(2019) Clearly Mental, FL The Cult of Scamatology has been gathering religious groups from all over to protest with them what they are calling "great religious oppression." This started when the A&E Network ran programs exposing corruption, religiou...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

(2018) Seoul, South Korea Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea, has taken the opportunity to take advantage of the comradie of the Winter Olympics. His representatives announced that a huge banquet will be served to celebrate the kinship of the Two Koreas.

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Funny story: Nothing Beats a Timex

Nothing Beats a Timex

(2005) East Otis, Massachusetts, in the foothills of the Berkshire Mountains, is the kind of place that can be seen only from the air. Some wags—especially those who enjoy a little night life, ethnic food, and cable television—have observed that from the air is the only way to see East Otis. There is a reservoir, which everyone calls a lake, in East Otis; and my wife's parents used to have a cottage—...

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Funny story: Endangered gorrilas go ape-shit as Bush flies in to Rwanda

Endangered gorrilas go ape-shit as Bush flies in to Rwanda

(2008) Kigali - (Bestiality Mess): Thousands of endangered, rare-species gorillas have mutinied in their reservations ahead of George W Bush's flying visit this weekend prompted by presidential baby ape-cuddling photo-op fears.

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Funny story: Format Wars: Blu-Ray superseded by Ultomato

Format Wars: Blu-Ray superseded by Ultomato

(2009) If you were considering updating your DVD player to one of the new Blu-Ray High Definition players, you may want to hold off for a few months. A new format system is just about to be launched which makes Blu-Ray look positively old hat. Ultomat...

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Funny story: Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

(2008) CLEVELAND, OHIO -- In a self-policing move to fend off possible Congressional hearings into the use of performance enhancing drugs by top musical recording artists, the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame announced today it will purge itself of any music made b...

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Funny story: Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

(2005) Christipher, the local insane boy who believed a family pig from the farm was sentient finally snapped back into reality and butchered the creature who he dubbed Piglet.

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Funny story: Bush Appoints Nowak To Head Gov. Agency

Bush Appoints Nowak To Head Gov. Agency

(2007) In a surprise move, George W. Bush named former Astronaut Lisa Nowak to head the IRS, FEMA and the Border Patrol. Before Nowak can assume her duties she must be cleared of any charges in the "Diapergate" incident.

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Funny story: Pink Floyd Sue Donald Trump Over ‘The Wall’

Pink Floyd Sue Donald Trump Over ‘The Wall’

(2019) Los Angeles, California - (Litigation Mess): A civil lawsuit filed this morning says President Trump has committed gross plagiarism in his claims to The Wall. Lawyers acting for former Pink Floyd band members allege Trump began abusing his presid...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin claims to not washing his hands

Ricky Martin claims to not washing his hands

(2019) Ricky Martin confessed to never washing his hands since he was nine-years-old when Elton John touched his hands at a concert in New York City. Martin was in the front row at the concert when Elton John stopped playing the piano and stepped off st...

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Funny story: President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

(2005) A medical photograph taken with the latest Ham-corder™ technology reveals an imprint of President George W. Bush's face on former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's prostate. The startling photo (right), stolen from the office of a board-certi...

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Funny story: Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

Madonna and Angelina Jolie to club together to buy Haiti

(2011) Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process. Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's i...

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Funny story: President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

(2019) US President Donald Trump has, this morning, taken the first step towards realizing his dream of building a wall between the US and Mexico, by symbolically shovelling the first spadeful of dirt, in preparation for the first fencepost to be sunk.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

(2005) SANTA MARIA. Calif. (AP) - Pop superstar Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital with flu, delaying the jury selection process in his trial on child molestation charges.

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Funny story: Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

(2009) Hollywood , CA: Miley Cyrus is now the owner of a brand new car. But how, you ask, she can't even drive?! Miley's father, Billy Ray, went to the DMV with her yesterday morning. She hadn't studied the manuals, or anything! Soon after Miley and...

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Funny story: Neanderthal gene discovered to exist in English celebrities

Neanderthal gene discovered to exist in English celebrities

(2009) Scientists studying the DNA of Neanderthals say they have found genes shared between our closest ancient relations and English TV and music celebrities. Professor Max Mengele in Germany said that Neanderthals shared the FIX2 gene associated with c...

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Funny story: Government Going Out of Business

Government Going Out of Business

(2008) In a move that startled even his most ardent admirers, President George Bush announced this week that the government is going out of business. Kaput. Finis.

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Funny story: Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be

Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be

(2005) KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Most of the women who had agreed to travel to Gerald Krein's trailer to disrobe, share intimacies with him, and then hang themselves said they changed their minds as soon as they saw his photo on the Web. Krein, 26, had been p...

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