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Funny story: Hurricane Charlie "farts" on Florida

Hurricane Charlie "farts" on Florida

(2004) St. Petersburgh, FL- According to Deputy Assistant Weather Chairperson on Hurricane Development and Other Related Things (DAWCHDORT), Michael Snodgrass, Florida is in for a titanic blast from nature. The trail end of hurricane Charlie will be shooti...

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Funny story: Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

(2013) In recent years it seems that the august body l'Académie française which regulates the French language by approving new words and grammar is there just to prevent the French populace from communicating with the rest of the world, which speaks English...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

Britney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name

(2007) An enterprising female rock band has taken on a new name, and some controversy. Calling themselves Britney Spears Naked, the group hopes to capitalize on the huge internet search volume for that phrase to give them exposure to potent...

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Funny story: North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

(2013) Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...

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Funny story: Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

Secret NSA meeting on transparency blocked and bamboozled

(2013) An inside report from NSA HQ indicates a very serious meeting of top NSA officials took place today to "buttress" the President's recent public remarks on more transparency needed for massive dragnet surveillance. These NSA officials cannot be nam...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

(2007) According to one of Britney Spears latest flings, Britney was fun to squeeze and fondle, she's firm and supple and she's a champion kisser. Pretty tight and impressive for a mother of two.

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Funny story: What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

What's In a Name? Plenty, According to Republicans.

(2013) Washington, D.C.- A group of Republican politicians led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, introduced a bill today that would create a national registry of pre-approved names that parents could pick from when naming their newborn children.

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Funny story: Cory Booker wins Democrat primary, reveals he groped female, then announces run for NYC Mayor

Cory Booker wins Democrat primary, reveals he groped female, then announces run for NYC Mayor

(2013) NEWARK, NJ - Corry Booker, Mayor of Newark, announced today that he had groped a female friend, and that put's him in a position to run for New York City Mayor. Mr. Booker has also been dogged by accusations of corruption and malfeasance. His spok...

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Funny story: George Bush Sends Cindy Sheehan A Peace Offering

George Bush Sends Cindy Sheehan A Peace Offering

(2005) CRAWFORD, TEXAS (UPI)-President George W. Bush has sent Cindy Sheehan a peace offering even though he refuses to meet with the grieving mother and the First Lady who are protesting the US war in Iraq at "Camp Casey," the name given to Sheehan's encam...

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Funny story: Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

(2007) CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...

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Funny story: Bahrain's Prince Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa sues Michael Jackson

Bahrain's Prince Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa sues Michael Jackson

(2007) Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Law Briefs News): Singer Michael Jackson is being sued in London's Royal Courts of Justice by the Emir of Bahrain's son Prince Abdullah over the return of a master demo tape the two made together in 2005 fea...

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Funny story: Chirac, Schroeder, Putin To Visit Camp Casey

Chirac, Schroeder, Putin To Visit Camp Casey

(2005) In an attempt to further show their united contempt for the war in Iraq, and not missing the golden opportunity to further needle George W. Bush, the leaders of France, Germany and Russia will fly in separate planes to Crawford, Texas or as near as...

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Funny story: QPR fans charged 20p to take a leak

QPR fans charged 20p to take a leak

(2011) Long suffering QPR fans are being charged 20p by their billionaire owners to spend a penny in the newly refurbished toilets. Supporters flooded into the ground ahead of the opening Premier League fixture against Bolton yesterday but were shocked t...

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Funny story: Hilton tells Lampard "I'm pregnant and its yours!" Mourinho say he's proud!

Hilton tells Lampard "I'm pregnant and its yours!" Mourinho say he's proud!

(2007) Reports have surfaced that Chelsea star Frank Lampard has checked into the Paris Hilton (talent-less socialite, not the French location of the popular hotel chain), resulting in the conception of a child.

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Funny story: Branson chatshow tantrum over Virgin rocket that bombed

Branson chatshow tantrum over Virgin rocket that bombed

(2007) New York - (Ass Mess): Richard Branson has shown New York just what a puny prick he really is when his pitiful, massively over-inflated male ego sustained a brusing on a live chatshow hosted by Stephen Colbert.

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Funny story: David Moyes furious as Man City sign Mrs Moyes

David Moyes furious as Man City sign Mrs Moyes

(2009) Having spent the last two weeks blocking the various attempts by the super rich club to purchase central defender Joleon Lescott, Moyes was shocked to discover the signings that they had made without his knowledge. The Everton manager's wife annou...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to be turned into a Dalek

Stephen Hawking to be turned into a Dalek

(2010) Nobel scientist Stephen Hawking is to be turned into a Dalek, his spokesman revealed today. The British theoretical physicist, whose career spans 40 years and whose book A Brief History of Time famously revealed that the answer to life the universe...

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Funny story: Olympic Games Early Results and News

Olympic Games Early Results and News

(2004) As with all other major networks, Spoof will be keeping you up todate with all the news and results from the Olympic Games, as they come to hand. We apologise for a lack of quality in some instances but assure you, it's the last time we will be u...

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Funny story: Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

(2005) Paris, France---Rick Hilton, father to the vivacious Paris and Nicky, and better half to Kathy and behind the scenes business advisor and show biz guru to Nicole, has decided he wants to speak up for Hilton Hotels, as a way of increasing brand recogn...

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Funny story: Karl Rove Quits White House to be Disneyland Greeter

Karl Rove Quits White House to be Disneyland Greeter

(2007) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Karl Rove, the ruthless political genius backing President Bush in his takeover of the Presidency and the political adviser of nearly seven years, announced his resignation Monday to become a greeter at Disneyland.

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Funny story: Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

(2007) Authorities from the Society To Regulate Abnormal Impulses and Gay-Homo Temptation (S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.) have confirmed that even a passing glance at the flaccid penis of another male makes you homosexual.

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Funny story: Peter Andre filmed shouting angry comments about Jordan

Peter Andre filmed shouting angry comments about Jordan

(2009) Peter Andre has been filmed venting his fury about the actions and inactions of Jordan. Speaking in front of a room packed with fans and reporters, he spent twenty minutes venting his celebtrity spleen. "I find the whole issue deeply upsetting...

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Funny story: Big Brother Begs Shilpa Shetty "Come Back"

Big Brother Begs Shilpa Shetty "Come Back"

(2007) Yes, in a sensational new development it can now be revealed that Big Brother is desperate for Shilpa Shetty to return.

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