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Funny story: OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

(2008) OJ Simpson has been found guilty of 169 charges of armed robbery, conspiracy to kidnap and assault with a deadly badger by a court in the US city of Las Vegas. The armed robbery charges carry a mandatory jail sentence and kidnapping carries a pos...

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Funny story: Exotic Tropical Insects Invade UK

Exotic Tropical Insects Invade UK

(2008) Exotic species of spiders are making their homes in the UK according to a coven of dandruff-ridden, spotty, four-eyed anoraks writing in the latest issue of the Arachnid Stompers Weekly. Researchers believe arachnids and a myriad of other tropical...

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Funny story: Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

(2017) Los Angeles, CA - In an exclusive interview with Dr. Pimple Popper, who called our newsroom's deviant hotline, the next big thing in medical videos will be painful ingrown penis removal videos shot at home. The doctor would not reveal her sources, b...

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Funny story: iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

(2014) In a press release today, the Cleveland Clinic in conjunction with several other teaching hospitals around the country announced that they had successfully implanted I-Pads in human fetus! "What is amazing," said Dr. T. J. McCorkle of The Clevela...

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Funny story: Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

(2010) South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing. A...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

Fabio Capello: "Tommy Cooper was my hero!"

(2009) Tommy Cooper's statuesque profile of Fabio Capello, or is it the other way round, filled the England dugout. Then Fabio 'Cooper' Capello told another joke; A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor sa...

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Funny story: General Election to be Decided by Wrestling

General Election to be Decided by Wrestling

(2007) Whenever the UK's wimp prime minister pulls his finger out and decides he wants to lose an election, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that the premiership shall be decided in the wrestling ring. "There's not enough farking wrestling on t...

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Funny story: Cheney admits IRAN and IRAQ spelling very similar to IRA

Cheney admits IRAN and IRAQ spelling very similar to IRA

(2005) Washington DC (Riotous) - Aides of Vice President Dick Cheney have issued a hasty statement on behalf of the beleagured ex-Halliburton CEO amid new CIA reports naming Iran as the transit point of Al Qaeda 9/11 operatives:...

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Funny story: Fortnite powers down. Millions of boys reunited with loved ones

Fortnite powers down. Millions of boys reunited with loved ones

(2019) Parents and siblings are rejoicing today after reuniting with missing family members thought lost forever. The popular video game Fortnite powered down Sunday, leaving only a black hole visible on the screen and millions of players confused and unab...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden Caught

Osama bin Laden Caught

(2004) Fugitive Found in Lincoln Bedroom: President Safe...

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Funny story: Nobel winner Lessing 'no cute old granny'

Nobel winner Lessing 'no cute old granny'

(2007) Cricklewood, London - (Rotters): Nobel prize winner Doris Lessing played a blinder this week accepting the prestigious literature gong for a lifetime of humbug and denial about some murky DNA secrets lurking in her personal closet.

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Funny story: Salman in a remake with Aishwarya

Salman in a remake with Aishwarya

(2009) Actor Salman Khan, 43, is back on top form and with the recent earth shattering box office response to his award winning performance in Wanted there is no stopping him. Recent report from Bollywood is that Salman Khan wants to patch up with his old f...

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Funny story: Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

(2008) American economist and sorcerer's apprentice Mickey Mouse has won this year's Nobel economics prize, it has been announced. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said the award recognized his hard work during the Bush administration as chief advi...

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Funny story: Kurt Cobain Sex Tape Found!

Kurt Cobain Sex Tape Found!

(2010) The long awaited Kurt Cobain sex tape has been discovered. The tape appears to be that of R Kelly pissing inside the Urn of what is believed to be the ashes of Kurt Cobain. "I think it's what Kurt would of wanted" says Courtney Love who is known...

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Funny story: Miners Out! - Thatcher Gutted

Miners Out! - Thatcher Gutted

(2010) As the civilised world revelled in the news that the 33 Chilean miners have been delivered safely from their 700m subterrainean hell after 70 days, reports are coming in that one person is not at all pleased. Insiders claimed that ex-British Premi...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Marries Jimmy Buffet

Heather Mills Marries Jimmy Buffet

(2007) Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - The Palm Beach Times reports that Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills and Jimmy Buffet were recently married at the Breaker's Hotel on North Ocean Avenue in Palm Beach.

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Funny story: Irish Unveil 100% Bug Free Software System

Irish Unveil 100% Bug Free Software System

(2008) In what has been hailed as a major breakthrough in Software Development, the Irish Eco Agency yesterday revealed details of a new state of the art IT system which is believed to be the first of its type to be delivered on time, on budget and totally...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

(2009) A new movie proposal is being considered by Robert Pattinson, in the title role of The Bat Man! No, it isn't Batman, but The Bat Man. According to the writers, this will be an adventure comedy role here the Bat Man who DOES fight crime, but is act...

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Funny story: Gay Man Holds Little Boy's Balls

Gay Man Holds Little Boy's Balls

(2010) A gay man has got in a slight bit of bother after he was pictured holding a young boy's balls in the local park. Larry Sabu, 20, was feeding the ducks with some leftover scraps when he noticed the small lad struggling to climb over a fence. The...

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Funny story: Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel All Announce Affairs

Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel All Announce Affairs

(2009) Craig Ferguson became the fourth late night host this week that has confessed to having an affair with most of the women on the show including Leno's "also with half the audience on a cold January night." After David Letterman's confession a coupl...

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Funny story: Looming Avian Flu Has Birds Flying the Coop

Looming Avian Flu Has Birds Flying the Coop

(2005) SPOOFNEWS EXCLUSIVE-Threats of a pandemic of avian flu have put asunder the old adage that ‘birds of a feather flock together.' Fearful that they'll suffer needless genocide at the hands of untrained, uneducated, paranoid general public, birds that n...

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Funny story: U.S. does not use Depleted Uranium in Iraq : Gates

U.S. does not use Depleted Uranium in Iraq : Gates

(2007) BAGHDAD - The United States army never uses any weapons containing Depleted Uranium in Iraq, the United States' Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said here on Saturday at the sidelines of his visit to Baghdad, Iraq.

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Funny story: Spam, Spam, Spam!

Spam, Spam, Spam!

(2020) (NOT EDITED) It has been confirmed by US and UK scientists that consuming too much 'SPAM' is a deadly disease. In fact, both variations, the porky type, and the cyber type, cause depression, suicide, obesity, and smelly breath, among other symptoms.

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