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Master Chef rocked by controversy
(2009) The BBC's amateur foody programme, Master Chef, has been rocked by a series of controversies that have threatened to take the popular show from the airwaves. Master Chef has been running for the past fifteen years, and has showcased some of the be...
Read full storyRoosevelt Island residents' disgust at Blair house move reports
(2008) East River, NY - (Preposterous Mess): Roosevelt Island residents are up in arms over reports that JP Morgan whore and ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is eyeing up bijou apartments in the Westview residential block on Main Street after ex-island reside...
Read full storyBill Cosby Pitches New Show With Cute, Furry Animals
(2017) Beleaguered comedian Bill Cosby is pitching a new show to NBC, the network that scored big on running his show in the early 1990s. "Since NBC is ignoring my calls and my agent told me right before he quit that I have an 'image' problem, I thought...
Read full storyDyslexics demand name change
(2008) A hoarde of angry protesters gathered outside the offices of Dictionary Inc earlier today to demand a change to the usage of the term dyslexic.
Read full storyBush Admits Affair With Ann Coulter
(2004) In a shocking admission that has D.C. turned upside down, President Bush informed the world at a press conference today of his torrid love affair with conservative author Ann Coulter.
Read full storyBin Laden caught by Jehovah's witnesses
(2002) 17 year old genius Stan Freeman has instrumented the capture of Osama Bin Laden and collected the $25,000,000 Bounty.
Read full storyPatriots vs. Bush Crime Family in Superbowl 2008!
(2008) DC - Superbowl 2008 will feature a matchup between the New England Patriots football team and the Bush Crime Family.
Read full storyNews of the World "dragging its heels" over Maddy case
(2008) The News of the World has been criticised for its slowness and ineptitude in solving the case of Madeleine McCann, who has now been missing for 256 days. The newspaper, which has been officially investigating the case since its beginnings, has recen...
Read full storyBritney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl
(2008) Hollywood, California - Vitameatavegamin Vitamins Inc., makers of the potent health elixir of essential minerals, vitamins, ground beef and pure grain alcohol, announced today that they have hired Britney Spears to be their latest spokesperson for th...
Read full storyCameron denies eating roast bald eagle with King Abdullah in Saudi desert feast
(2012) Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - "That's total and utter hogwash," the PM's aide told reporters this evening, "besides, it wasn't bald per se, just slightly thinning." "It's the Bedu equivalent of the Thanksgiving turkey," Our-Man-In-Riyadh's calorie counte...
Read full storyTrump Confesses: "I Took Orders from Moscow"
(2019) The White House. Exclusive to The Spoof. After vigorously denying, in numerous tweets, the New York Times claim that the FBI investigated President Donald Trump as a possible Russian agent who acted on behalf of Russian oligarchs, the president today...
Read full storyRubik's cube to become school subject
(2002) The mighty Rubik's Cube is finally to become standard teaching! After spending 2 decades left out in the cold, teaching union: Matriculation On Another Nuance (MOAN) have finally gotten permission to include Rubik's Cube lessons as part of th...
Read full storyCop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box
(2017) An unnamed, unidentified police officer has claimed in a blog post online that his box of donuts from Krispy Kreme were graffitied when he received them with the phrase, "Black Lives Matter." The alleged incident occurred in New Smyrna, Georgia, a...
Read full storyHugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"
(2010) Hugh has turned his pet twins loose and now is down to a single Miss December, Centerfold. "None of those women ever meant anything to me as far as I can remember, which is day before yesterday", Hefner told UP2. "I still have errrr whats-her-ass...
Read full storyJohn Travolta drops 50 pounds on the Victoria Beckham diet after giving birth to son
(2011) Scientologist John Travolta the first male-celeb to become pregnant and give birth has undergone a dramatic change in appearance. Just days after giving birth to his third child, the 1970s Vinnie Barbarino heart-throb appears to have rid himself of...
Read full storyKate dumps William
(2007) London - (ReUterus): Kate Middleton has unceremoniously dumped the Pretender's son William after his intimate videos of them admiring each other's family jewels found their way onto an army officer's mess porno website accessed via PayPal...
Read full storyGay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!
(2011) The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US. The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and star...
Read full storyInternet Desiderata
(2002) Go placidly amid the glitches and errors and remember what peace there may be in DSL. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all message boards. Type your truth spelled properly and with grammatical correctness; and read others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Read full storyFox News Channel Forced To Close Down Issue-Manufacturing Plant
(2006) NEW YORK, Jan. 14 - Fox News Channel, the 24-hour cable edition of the New York Post, has announced that they will close down their issue-manufacturing plant following a poor year-end showing, citing a downturn in believability and indicatio...
Read full storyEnd of the World
(2002) The End of The World conjures up several images, the first would be The Dave Matthews band and that song from the "Everyday" album "When the World Ends".
Read full storyDeputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma
(2014) Sheriff's deputies in California, with a warrant to search the home of teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, came up short and failed to locate any sign of talent nor the remotest sniff of charisma or charm. Investigators with the Los Angeles County S...
Read full storyNude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall
(2010) It was mass confusion yesterday on the third floor of the New Yorker 2 Hotel when a chase scene right out of a movie appeared before the startled eyes of the people on the third floor. Susan Boyle, who is afraid of heights and has trouble with ele...
Read full storyPETA Threatens to Sue Lady Gaga for Wearing Meat Bathing Suit!
(2011) Filice DeLinsky, a senior member of the animal rights group, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has ran an article in the New York Times Evening Edition last night against performer Lady Gaga who was scheduled to wear a meat swimsuit...
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