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Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

Funny story: Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

(2008) Nectarines Geldof, the world famous moron impersonator, who shot to fame through, er, because, er, as a result of, er because of her daddy, has made two fantastic discoveries which may well rock all over the world (not in the same way as entertainers...

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New support from unexpected quarter for Bush-Cheney ticket

Funny story: New support from unexpected quarter for Bush-Cheney ticket

(2004) Kabul, Tuesday - Support for a second term for George W. Bush as President of the United States of America has come from a small settlement about 80 km (50 miles) north west of Kabul, the capital of Afghanistan.

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Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Funny story: Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

(2009) Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...

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Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Bolt Strike

Funny story: Lincoln Memorial Comes To Life After Lightning Bolt Strike

(2009) Columbus Day tourists to the famed Lincoln Memorial fled in terror as the famous statue rose from it's perch after an errant lightning bolt struck it. Rising to a height of 28 feet tall, the bewildered behemoth lumbered forth smashing the Doric co...

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Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

Funny story: Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

(2012) LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive. The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters. He...

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Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

Funny story: Ringo sick of being a Beatle, tells fans to p*ss off

(2008) Ringo, the 68-year-old 'former Beatle' and their forty-fifth choice for drummer, forcefully told reporters yesterday to stop referring to him as 'former Beatle' when referring to him in the news. "You people do realize The Beatles broke up in 1970...

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Trapped - the Story of Men Cooped up in a Mine in Chile

Funny story: Trapped - the Story of Men Cooped up in a Mine in Chile

(2010) Soon to the big screen will be the amazing story of 33 miners who found their true homosexuality trapped together in a mine 700 meters under ground. "It was hard at first to admit to ourselves what we were. It started after a couple of weeks be...

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Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Distributed In Cereal Boxes

(2007) Geneva (IP) - The Nobel Peace Prize is being given to so many folks these days that it has been decided to issue them via cereal boxes.

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Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Funny story: Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

(2004) Boise, ID - In an unprecedented move, the President announced today that he will sell the state of Idaho in order to maintain a financially solvent Social Security. The Sultan of Brunei has signed an Intent to Buy agreement with the US that excha...

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Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

Funny story: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

(2008) In an unprecedented an historic celestial event, the Earth stopped rotation on its axis for three tenths of one second after midnight last night. Seismic alarms were triggered across the globe as the stoppage in rotation caused an immediate shift in...

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Obama Rushed To Hospital After Getting Up & Walking Funny!

Funny story: Obama Rushed To Hospital After Getting Up & Walking Funny!

(2009) President Barack Obama was rushed to a Maryland hospital this morning just to be on the safe side after he got up from bed and began walking funny. "He was kind of one-sided", stated wife and first lady, Michelle Obama. "I was afraid it was a str...

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Agony Aunt about to get HIV

Funny story: Agony Aunt about to get HIV

(2009) Author's Note - The actual advice columnist who gave such advice was not "Miss Terry". For liability reasons, her name is changed to that. If one was aware of the actual name, the article would be funnier. - Dean West Washington, D.C. - Recently...

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Dutch far right leader Geert Wilders stuffs UK and enters legally, Sieg Heil!

Funny story: Dutch far right leader Geert Wilders stuffs UK and enters legally, Sieg Heil!

(2009) Geert Wilders, Dutch far right politician and "lover" of Maroccans, Turks and Muslims in general can now enter the UK legally! Albeit, he's left his Dutch "SS Speziell Einheid" troopers under a bridge in Amsterdam preparing for a "Blitzkrieg" wate...

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Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

Funny story: Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

(2010) Having had enough of "immature boys", as Christina was overheard saying on yesterday's first class flight into Milan, Ms. Aguilera has apparently moved on and moved up the maturity scale after being sighted today at George Clooney's Vila in Bellagio,...

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Mya Is The Favorite To Win This Year's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Mya Is The Favorite To Win This Year's Dancing With The Stars

(2009) HOLLYWOOD - Rhythm and blues and soul pop singer Mya Marie Harrison, who is known simply as Mya is the odds-on-favorite to win this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. The stunningly sexy 30-year-old Mya, who has the face of a 16-year-old, b...

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'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously

Funny story: 'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously

(2009) Pottytown, PA - Michael Jackson fans are surprised by the recent release by Michael Jackson - 'This ish it'. According to my source, Dr. Undie Taker of Peter Pan Memorial Garden, posthumous defecation is actually quite common. In fact, "Many prison...

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Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Funny story: Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

(2007) Washington (IP) - Computer users have complained to Congress that when they enter "list of corrupt republicans" into a search engine that their computers are automatically sent a virus which wipes out their hard drive.

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Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

Funny story: Actor Gary Sinise Does The Impossible!

(2010) Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed. "Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise. Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not A...

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Republican Daughters of the American Revolution Riot in the Streets After Palin Keynote at their Convention!

Funny story: Republican Daughters of the American Revolution Riot in the Streets After Palin Keynote at their Convention!

(2008) Call them straight-laced, dowdy and aristocratic if you wish but after listening to Sarah Palin's campaign of hate speech, the little old ladies became firebrands in the image their revolutionary ancestors. Bostonians have rarely seen elderly ric...

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Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

Funny story: Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

(2007) O2 Arena - (Trick-or-Treat Mess): A secretive, dedicated bird flu-combating entrepreneur is believed to be behind classic 70s rock band The Eagles' performance of a rare one-off private gig.

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Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

Funny story: Katie Waissel Favourite For aXe-Factor

(2010) The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter. Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie getting the kaibosh to 6-4 on after...

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Palin Stripped to Get Hated Former Brother-in-Law Fired!

Funny story: Palin Stripped to Get Hated Former Brother-in-Law Fired!

(2008) They say that Sarah Palin was so desperate to get her sister's former husband fired that she stripped for every official who could can the SOB. Attached photo purportedly taken by the Wasilla Trash Commissioner, "Flies" McGinty, was shown to the...

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