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Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan's New Restaurant - 'The El Fortune Taco'

Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan's New Restaurant - 'The El Fortune Taco'

(2008) BEVERLY HILLS, California - Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan have just opened up a new restaurant in Beverly Hills. The $18.8 million restaurant named The El Fortune Taco is quite unique in that it it features an extensive food menu with a combination of Mexican/Chinese cuisine. Eva was interviewed and said, "Jackie and I first met last year at a San Antonio Spurs-Houston Rockets game. He w...

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England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

Funny story: England v France - Pre-Match Assessment

(2007) Stade de France, Paris - England coach Brian Ashton has told the French team to not even bother turning up for this evening's Rugby World Cup Semi-Final, 'if they know what's good for them.'...

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Lord Hastings of the BB&PA: Beer Can Bailout Ailin' Economy

Funny story: Lord Hastings of the BB&PA: Beer Can Bailout Ailin' Economy

(2008) "I've always said: Beer-it's good for what ails ya'" - This, the official comment from Lord Mark Hastings of the British Beer and Pub Association. Hastings, though not a true Lord, (he got the nickname while at Oxford where the full label was Mar...

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Chicago Times dumps "Dear Abby"

Funny story: Chicago Times dumps "Dear Abby"

(2004) Chicago, Illinois - After decades in print, the Chicago Times has dropped the advice column "Dear Abby" for the new and often very funny, "Dear Mr. Wise Guy." The column is written by "the unknown guy" as they call him and reads as follows:...

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Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

Funny story: Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

(2009) LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney has agreed to record an album with Yoko Ono, wife of his ex-Beatles bandmate John Lennon. McCartney who is a world-renowned animal rights activist, peace activist, and crumpets activist said that he and Ms. Ono have sai...

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George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

Funny story: George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

(2008) President George W. Bush, who will leave office within 100 days, has selected a site for his Presidential Library. The building will be located in the Dallas suburb of Irving and is easily accessible from several area freeways. "We done decided t...

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Whale Fart Kills Trainer At Aquatic Zoo

Funny story: Whale Fart Kills Trainer At Aquatic Zoo

(2009) Expert whale trainer, Burt Hamstead, was killed yesterday after trying to lead killer whale, Alfredo Fatface Scarlucci, to a section of the big tank where he could be more easily fed. A fellow worker, Kate Mackerel, stated that Burt had the big wh...

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New Zealand Air Force buys half an F35 fighter jet

(2018) The American Air Force has grounded its whole fleet of F35 fighter jets, described as the most sophisticated and expensive in the history of combat aviation. Media reports suggest that the Trump administration has found a legitimate excuse to get rid...

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Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

Funny story: Beckham : "I'm Not Thick".

(2004) A spokesman for Real Madrid and England superstar David Beckham, has denied insinuations that the player is thick. "David is doing a number of after-hours courses at a Spanish college and we are hoping that if he passes them, that we will be abl...

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Australian child carer good to go

Funny story: Australian child carer good to go

(2010) A Brisbane child carer, Sheila Box-Jellyfish, who was convicted of assaulting handicapped children in her care, has sensationally won an appeal which allows her to continue working. In separate incidents, she tied one child to a toilet and beat hi...

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Pope suspends gay monsignor

Funny story: Pope suspends gay monsignor

(2007) Vatican Shitty - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Pope has suspended a high-ranking gay Catholic priest from the cross.

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Mother Nature Indicted on Multiple Charges

Funny story: Mother Nature Indicted on Multiple Charges

(2005) GREEN GIANT VALLEY, CA-Listen closely to your weatherman. There's a storm of controversy brewing, precipitated by the indictment of Mother Nature for willful destruction of public and private property in the wake of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita in the...

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Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

Funny story: Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

(2010) JOHNSON CITY, NY - Although recent revelations that future retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent photos of his necessary privates on several occasions to coyolicious New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger during the 2008 season might seem sh...

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Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

Funny story: Chilean miners welcomed by 'The Count' from Sesame Street.

(2010) The Chilean miners are finally being freed, ending their 69-day ordeal trapped underground. Florencio Avalos was the first of the 33 men to be brought to the surface and greeted by the Sesame Street Count in his usual inimitable way; "ONE RESCUED...

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Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

Funny story: Curse of Tutankhamun No# 2 as Vatican haunted by fake St Therese of Lisieux bones scandal

(2009) London - (Osteoporosis): "Looks like the old Pharaoh is having the last laugh again!" curator of the British Museum chuckled today. Despite his advice thousands of wannabe believers at Westmonster Cathedral continued to file past the ossified rema...

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Beckham Put On Minimum Wage

(2003) Lager cans popped in the Beckham's council flat, following the F.A.'s announcement that the England squad were to be paid the National Minimum Wage.

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Vanna White, Pat Sajak May Boycott Show

(2008) Hollywood, California- Pat Sajak and Vanna White have demanded that the United States government totally take over U.S. banks or face a boycott of their show, Wheel of Fortune, which would result in millions of U.S. citizens and tens of millions ille...

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Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

Funny story: Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

(2011) If Liverpool lose to Man Utd Saturday their owners have promised that they will unite with their Scouse neighbours, Everton, and form a club called Liverton FC. They hope that this unification will produce a club capable of competing with their Ma...

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Itching for Change

Funny story: Itching for Change

(2004) According to a manifesto document leaked today, President Bush has already established his agenda for a second term in office.

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Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

Funny story: Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

(2009) A report from several CPA's, who have airlines as their customers, says that the airlines are making a fortune on selling a new all-nude photo scanner before they make them illegal, except at airports. "There are people purchasing these things and...

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New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

Funny story: New Planet is Actually Peanut Butter on the Hubble Telescope's Lens

(2016) Outer Space In retraction of a news flash yesterday about a new planet in our Solar System discovered, astronomers sheepishly admitted that the planet they had discovered and named "New Kid on the Block" after the astronomer's favorite childhood ban...

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New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

Funny story: New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

(2008) A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...

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