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Funny story: Britney Spears Ran Off The Stage

Britney Spears Ran Off The Stage

(2009) With her Circus and Vampire Tour going great, no one in the crowd expected that the star of the show would be ran off the stage by a fire-breathing Japanese man in the audience, who would chase her off the stage, but with Britney it was probably a fa...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Absorbed by Black Hole After First Confused Interview

Sarah Palin Absorbed by Black Hole After First Confused Interview

(2008) WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The American nation was shocked to learn that Republic vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was absorbed by a stray black hole created by the newly operational Large Hadron Collider on Saturday. "I was standing next t...

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Funny story: Extreme Makeover Michael Moore Episode

Extreme Makeover Michael Moore Episode

(2004) When we decided to accept Michael Moore's challenge and give him an Extreme Makeover, we realised that this was never going to be easy. Just chatting among ourselves we agreed that Mike would best be served by moving to cities experiencing a blac...

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Funny story: Pentagon Wants Nuclear Strikes to Increase Britney Spears CD Sales

Pentagon Wants Nuclear Strikes to Increase Britney Spears CD Sales

(2005) THE PENTAGON (AP)-- A new draft US defense paper calls for preventive nuclear strikes against any foreign state if its people don't buy enough audio CDs by Britney Spears or some other American musician.

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Funny story: Student Swears by All Things Holy, Church of Body Modification Exists

Student Swears by All Things Holy, Church of Body Modification Exists

(2010) A high school student in Clayton, North Carolina has been suspended for wearing her nose stud to classes. According to the school dress code, body piercings are in direct violation of school policy, holy or not. The student and her mother are cont...

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Funny story: John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

(2008) (Washington, D.C.) First, John McCain blogged about waiting on line to get his new iPhone. Then, he gave a thumbs-up to Miley Cyrus' album "Breakout". And now the Republican Presidential candidate has posted a new blog stating "if you want to see wha...

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Funny story: North Korean Cloud Heads For Florida

North Korean Cloud Heads For Florida

(2004) It has been roundly agreed in intelligence circles that whatever it was that Pyongyang detonated, it was not a nuclear test. That said the explosion created some form of mushroom cloud and like Charley, Frances and Ivan it is headed for Florida.

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Funny story: 'Where Are They Now?' Part 3: The Milky Bar Kid

'Where Are They Now?' Part 3: The Milky Bar Kid

(2009) Today, in the third of our series 'Where Are They Now?' - in which we look at the lives of the once famous which, having circulated for a time in the bubbling, blue, heavily disinfected water of fame, then seemed to slip almost unnoticed down the toilet bowl of notoriety and into the bendy rusted pipework of obscurity- we ask, 'The Milky Bar Kid': what in the name of vomit-inducing white chocolate...

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Funny story: A Coloured Outlook

A Coloured Outlook

(2005) George W. Bush visited the devastation that once was New Orleans, accompanied by Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, an army of aides and security personnel, plus representatives of the Press. It was necessary to reinstate confidence, after appointing a KKK Grand Wizard as head of clean-up operations, and the nation wondering why nothing was happening to help this hurricane ravaged area of the Deep...

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Funny story: Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

Hollywood Sign home to Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

(2007) Hollywood couple Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have set up home alongside the Hollywood sign.

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Funny story: Andy Warhol Art Collection Dumped In Skip

Andy Warhol Art Collection Dumped In Skip

(2009) Police in Los Angeles say they have filed a report that a multi-million dollar Andy Warhol art collection has been found dumped in a skip in the city. A old tramp who was sleeping in the skip received a rude awakening yesterday by someone dumping...

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Funny story: New Orleans Dogs Begin Looting, Raping Cats

New Orleans Dogs Begin Looting, Raping Cats

(2005) Jefferson Parish -- "Max," left behind on a rooftop, waited for a helicopter that never arrived. "After four days the Alpo ran out, and I had to drink that nasty toilet water along the edge of the roof. Eventually, I realized if I d...

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Funny story: Guitarist Slash breaks thumbs whilst tickling whale

Guitarist Slash breaks thumbs whilst tickling whale

(2007) "Velvet Revolver" guitarist Slash has ended up in hospital after breaking both his thumbs while tickling a blue whale.

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Funny story: David Beckham turns Mormon, takes Coleen Rooney as second wife

David Beckham turns Mormon, takes Coleen Rooney as second wife

(2010) Becks has been a busy boy of late, he has been spotted running around wearing glasses and choosing push bikes for his ankle biters. He has returned to the pitch as well just recently for his footy team who play soccer, following a six month recovery...

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Funny story: President Bush Terrified of Black People

President Bush Terrified of Black People

(2005) New Orleans - Call it a fear, a phobia, but not racism. George W. Bush is simply frightened by black people. In his first visit to New Orleans, he never got closer than five hundred feet to any people of color, despite working side by side with Co...

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Funny story: South African Runner To Meet Susan Boyle

South African Runner To Meet Susan Boyle

(2009) Caster Semenya, the South African she-man at the centre of the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal, has announced that she/he is to meet with Scottish singing sensation Suan Boyle in Greece later this week to see if they have anything in common.

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Funny story: Hillary livid as Hsu's lavish donations sourced to $40 million heist

Hillary livid as Hsu's lavish donations sourced to $40 million heist

(2007) Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Yet another busy week for the Manhattan District Attorney's orifice as Capitol Hill eminence grise Norman Hsu's mysterious wealth is traced to a $40 million black hole in company accounts likened to a copy...

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Funny story: Treasury numerologists' omerta at Gordon Brown lotto trick

Treasury numerologists' omerta at Gordon Brown lotto trick

(2009) London - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): Treasury mug punters are seething in silence after illusionist Gorgon Brown claimed to have predicted the Lotto draw number results but failed to say how. "Tricks of the trade!" was all his spokesman offered. But...

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Funny story: Serena Williams flashes her butt at the umpire after getting her knickers in a twist!

Serena Williams flashes her butt at the umpire after getting her knickers in a twist!

(2011) The US women's open final this year was full of thrills and spills and they had nothing to do with the tennis after Sam Stosur (a real woman by the way despite her butch name) trounced Serena Williams 6-2, 6-3. But as usual Serena stole the show and...

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Funny story: 115-Year-Old Woman Dies Waiting for Health Care Reform

115-Year-Old Woman Dies Waiting for Health Care Reform

(2009) LOS ANGELES, CA - Gerta Blaine lost her battle against death today in Los Angeles, California, at the age of 115, according to the nursing home where she waited for health care reform until her very last breath. Blaine attributed her longevity to...

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Funny story: George Bush Lands on Iwo Jima Under Intense Fire

George Bush Lands on Iwo Jima Under Intense Fire

(2005) Combat correspondents and photographers were on hand to capture the image of George Bush making the final assault on Iwo Jima. The bloody battle had been raging for several days and bodies were all around Iwo Jima. The fearless President of the Unit...

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Funny story: Britney Spears to play Statue of Liberty in new movie

Britney Spears to play Statue of Liberty in new movie

(2007) Baldy singer Brittany Spears will play the Statue of Liberty in a new Hollywood movie being produced by Wampa Brothers.

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson sacked by Manchester United

Jennifer Thompson sacked by Manchester United

(2010) Jennifer Thompson, close friend of Wayne Rooney, has become one of the premiership's first high profile casualties. Appointed as physiotherapist to the club only days ago, as reported by this website, Jennifer Thompson was told to pack up her perf...

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