High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!

Funny story: High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!
In a state of "Man this is so cool and I'm really floating, man!" A Danish pot smoking, high as a kite, gentleman, became so disorientated after spending all afternoon, and evening, puffing pot, he ordered a taxi to take him back to Christiana. An ar...
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Massed Mumblings signify the beginning of 2018

Funny story: Massed Mumblings signify the beginning of 2018
Around the country, families, friends and work colleagues are currently planning for the massed mumbling of Auld Lang Syne. The song, written by Scottish Poet Robert Burns is only really known for its first verse and chorus (much like the national a...
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Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!

Funny story: Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!
A bungled attempt to lift £3.5 million pounds worth of jewelry from the Ritz Hotel in Paris has been folied by the one and only, Inspector Closeau, and his piss-artist assistant, The Pink Panther! Thieves smashed open glass cabinets with sledge ha...
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Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

Funny story: Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money
London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...
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Mutants at X-Men School Welcome the Rocket Man And the Orange Man.

Funny story: Mutants at X-Men School Welcome the Rocket Man And the Orange Man.
After many years of pretending to be something they're not, the Rocket Man and the Orange Man have finally found their way home. They were welcomed by Dr.Charles Xavier, the school Headmaster. For those of you who don't know him, he is a top-notch...
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God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

Funny story: God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets
The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...
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Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault

Funny story: Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault
Washington, DC The Trump Family held a press conference today that they only told Fox News about. Nevertheless, details of the family's press conference hit conventional media. Jarrad Kushner started out by saying that when they were contacted by...
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North Korea Conducts 3rd ICBM Test With Mixed Results

Funny story: North Korea Conducts 3rd ICBM Test With Mixed Results
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Replicant-D Headlines) -- North Korea conducts the third test of the Hwasong-14 ICBM, however, this test is a mix of success and failures. The reason why the test has a confusing outcome is due to the expected and the actua...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Reveals His Threats to the U.S. Were Just to Keep Trump From Visiting

Kim Jong-Un Reveals His Threats to the U.S. Were Just to Keep Trump From Visiting

Pyongyang, North Korea A refugee from North Korea recently informed the press that the whole country of North Korea understands why fat-but-not jolly dictator Kim Jong-Un has been threatening the U.S., non-stop, ever since Trump became President.
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Funny story: Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone. Our correspondent had an opportunity...
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Funny story: Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Editor's Note: Inasmuch as LeRoy Ephers (see his claim to fame (and note that inasmuch as is almost never used in today's journalism)) winces at the possibility of writing another story for The Spoof, and inasmuch as he detests all the fake news stor...
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Funny story: Trump Explains How He Has Personally Saved Europe

Trump Explains How He Has Personally Saved Europe

Somewhere in Asia Donald Trump spoke at one of the Maldives Islands on the latest North Korea developments. "So Rocket Boy announced that Europe doesn't need to worry about being nuked because he is so scared of me that he's saving all his nukes f...
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Funny story: Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been photographed in a prolonged handshake with President Trump--followed by falling into a sand trap when the two played golf accompanied by an assortment of aides and press. Mr. Abe is not sure that the rec...
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Funny story: Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Kerala, India: Chained elephants in India look peaceful, loving, and really not dangerous until humans, believing they possess 'Elephant Whisper' skills attempt to mount them! After whispering in the huge ears of a chained elephant, and feeding...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?

Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?

Hanoi, Vietnam - After a semi-successful tour of Asia, President Trump is again making headlines about his involvement with Russia, more specifically with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin. What is it about these two, that they cause contr...
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Funny story: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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