UFO Scandal: Trump Had Putin Assassinated?!

Funny story: UFO Scandal: Trump Had Putin Assassinated?!
So now, we finally know what was all the mystery behind Jared Kushner's Russia connection. It turns out that he was trying to get in contact with his Russian mercenaries at the Kremlin. He'd lost touch with them, you see? Something went technically w...
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Australian police dog sacked because he was too soft!

Funny story: Australian police dog sacked because he was too soft!
The world of canines wanting to become police dogs in Australia is tough as the case of Gavel, a Queensland German Shepard proves; he got the boot for being too soft! Gavel went through all the training required, but during certain exercises, he w...
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Ransom demands for kidnapped snowman ends in failure!

Funny story: Ransom demands for kidnapped snowman ends in failure!
Swiss racketeers who kidnapped a snowman to hold to ransom got a lot less than they bargained for when the organisers of the Annual St. Moritz Snowman Building competition decided to liquidate the event. Organisers became the innocent victims of...
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Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Funny story: Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies
Following a spate of in-cabin bust ups and air-rage fuelled punch-ups, one airline is standing up for what they truly believe in, in the world of customer-focused airline aggression. "We can't change," said CEO Nonoze, "so we may as well embrace t...
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Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Funny story: Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap
Paris, France - French President Emmanuel Macron and US President Donald Trump have announced a wife swap. Both spouses are considered more age appropriate for the other president. President Trump and Macron's wife Brigitte are senior citizens. Pre...
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Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!

Funny story: Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!
The Chinese, renowned for their skills at swamping the world's markets with useless, garbage toys, have now "boomeranged" as their own children have been purchasing the latest craze; toothpick crossbows; WTF! Millions of Chinese kids are aiming th...
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Napoleon Invades France

Funny story: Napoleon Invades France
Napoleon Bonaparte known by his street name "B" has once again scored big by invading his own country. Clearly unable to resist the sight of a pile of shiney stuff, "B" went all out by planning a trip to Rome. When it was pointed out that Rome...
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New Study Determines Teenagers Are Not Getting Enough Sleep In Math Class

Funny story: New Study Determines Teenagers Are Not Getting Enough Sleep In Math Class
A new research study published by the University of Eastleigh proved that teenagers aren't getting enough sleep in their math classes. Dr. Berns, the leading researcher on the project, explained: "Many teenagers struggle from a lack of sleep. Aft...
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Bees instead of sex on the backseat of your Nissan!

Coitus interruptus took on a new meaning as a swarm of honey making bees annexed the backseat of a Nissan in Hull. Normally "bees knees" sex is sweet but; making both can be a sticky experience!
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Funny story: World Leaders Cancel Trump Visits

World Leaders Cancel Trump Visits

In a startling development, the leaders of Saudia Arabia, Israel, and the Pope all cancelled visits by Donald Trump. "We've banned Donald Trump like he wants to ban Muslims" said King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudia Arabia. "If he tries to...
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Funny story: Trump's Climate Accord Withdrawal Actually Just Evidence of Alternative Realities

Trump's Climate Accord Withdrawal Actually Just Evidence of Alternative Realities

The presidential address of the Withdrawal of the United States from the Paris Climate Accord has generated a world-wide investigation into the reality Trump originates from, and its implications on the multiverse. Despite evidence from the scien...
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Funny story: Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Earlier today from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin announced that: Yes, he rigged the voting machines in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin during the last US presidential election, and did so just to embarrass that NATO-loving, EU supporting, capitali...
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Funny story: Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Geneva, Switzerland President Donald Trump of the United States attended a NATO Conference and, in his daughter Ivanka's opinion, looked very presidential. Trump was criticized for pushing fellow attendees out of the way to be in front, but Ivan...
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Funny story: Canadian tornado mows lawn!

Canadian tornado mows lawn!

A Canadian lawn mower who hates mowing his lawn, but forced outside because his wife cannot stand the grass being longer than 6 inches, decided enough is enough, and God provided him with the perfect solution! He started mowing the lawn and notice...
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Funny story: Trump Pulls Out (Like His Dad Should Have)

Trump Pulls Out (Like His Dad Should Have)

Donald Trump has pulled the US out of the "Paris Accord" which is a climate saving deal designed to try and keep the planet alive for a few extra weeks. The deal is ratified by 195 different countries and seems to be the only thing the world can agre...
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Funny story: Trump Punks World: It's All Just a Reality TV Show Folks

Trump Punks World: It's All Just a Reality TV Show Folks

Completely unknown to the Western world and even our so called "intelligence agencies", it seems the Trump presidency has been a hit reality TV show in Russia and North Korea for an entire year. Trump Fools World is the popular new show produced b...
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Funny story: Russian wolves and bears fight over who owns lost 4 year-old "Mowgli" in Ural forest!

Russian wolves and bears fight over who owns lost 4 year-old "Mowgli" in Ural forest!

Rudyard Kipling could not have written it better! A 4 year-old boy lost in the vast Russian Ural woods has been found alive by search parties scouring the area where he mysteriously wandered off whilst his dad was searching for firewood! After day...
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