Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!

Funny story: Bicette strike multi-billion deal in China after beards are banned!
The Chinese government has banned men wearing beards in the province of Xinjiang! Also, women wearing veils have been banned too, and the streets are looking pretty empty! However, detecting a superb possibility to expand their global operations,...
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India declares the River Ganges is now a person!

Funny story: India declares the River Ganges is now a person!
The Indian government have introduced new legislation pertaining to their natural resources and now claim they are "people!" The polluted, River Ganges, is the first one to undergo a transgender operation and government officials have been down to...
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Nigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!

Funny story: Nigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!
Long-haired Nigerian females need not apply for jobs in the Traffic Cops Corps, but it seems that the organisation is having desperate problems finding bald female recruits! After a public display of cutting off female dreadlocks, a senior male of...
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Chinese police crack sperm smuggling ring

Funny story: Chinese police crack sperm smuggling ring
Police in China have seized three gallons of sperm in an operation to stop a gang of smugglers. It is the largest ever haul of the expensive fluid, and will surely not be the last in a bizarre underworld industry which is currently booming. Sperm...
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Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Funny story: Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt
Dodging investigations and possible impeachment, President Donald Trump resigned from office after giving a rambling, and angry speech reminiscent of President Nixon's resignation speech. Obama, the FBI, and Hillary Clinton were on Trump's list o...
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Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

Funny story: Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners
The Cathedral of St. John the Baptist in Turin, Italy, was specifically built to house and protect the shroud of Turin, an ancient 14 foot length of cloth that bears a contact image of the crucified Christ. Last week an assistant to the Vice-Bisho...
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Police blasted over offensive language used to describe person who shot person in the head

Funny story: Police blasted over offensive language used to describe person who shot person in the head
Sydney, Australia - Police have been blasted by critics for using what they say is blatantly insensitive language in a murder investigation. The language in question appeared in the Sydney Morning Herald, where a police report said a 'manhunt' was un...
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God and Son Jesus Negotiating Another Attempt to Fix Humanity

Funny story: God and Son Jesus Negotiating Another Attempt to Fix Humanity
Heaven - After two attempts to fix a million year old experiment gone wrong, God and son Jesus were said to be in discussions on another attempt as the two thousand year anniversary of the end of the first failed try around 32 A.D. by Jesus approache...
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Jaggedone just reached 1500 spoofs and he's still alive!

Lawsuits, terrorist threats on his life, Mark Lawton's editorial clap-trap cannot keep an old spoofer down! Jaggedone reached a milestone; 1500 spoofs and still bullshitting! Now where's my cheque?
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Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!

Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!

Pynongyang, North Korea North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un was in the news again today when North Korea announced that it would not stand for any insults waged against their most revered and holy leader, Kim Jong-Un, Keeper of the Flame-Gun, Ruler o...
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Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...
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Funny story: Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

The Brazilian government have decided to jump on the vegan / vegetarian bandwagon by forcing it's meat producers to flog rotting meat to the rest of the world! Brazilian meat companies are earning mega-bucks by exporting rotting carcasses because...
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Funny story: Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content i...
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Funny story: Morrisville Woman run out of hangers, not dismayed

Morrisville Woman run out of hangers, not dismayed

Alice Sweeney of Morrisville Pennsylvania has a clothing storage dilemma. "I've run out of hangers" she told as we sat in a booth at the Plymouth diner. "and I'm not about to buy anymore, never bought a hanger in my life, they've just always been t...
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Funny story: Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!

Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!

In a text message to everyone on his contact list, Ruben DeMarco of New Milford New Jersey has a strong message that captures and explains his frustration. "So, I'm at the movies with Kate and my cell phone buzzes" Ruben explained "who the he...
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Funny story: Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

When adorable 3 year old Ester Ruth snatched Pope Francis' hat from his head outside of the Vatican, she also revealed a little known fact about the pontiff: Pope Francis has several tattoos including an Illuminati inspired design on the top of his h...
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