Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

Funny story: Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!
It is a well known fact the world has gone completely bonkers and now Australia have joined the fun! Their latest set of traffic light lights are causing much confusion in major cities because Australian women's Lib groups are demanding that the tiny...
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Spanish Fast-Food gang raid restaurants resembling a plague of locusts!

Funny story: Spanish Fast-Food gang raid restaurants resembling a plague of locusts!
In the Spanish town of Bembibre, in the north-western Castile and Leon region a "Fast-Food" gang of thieves raided the local El Carmen restaurant, devoured 10000 Euros worth of food and drink, then disappeared as fast as they had come! Spanish res...
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Posthoorn Interview no. 8: Tom Brexit prepper is upset!

Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 8: Tom Brexit prepper is upset!
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. It is time for the reporter of the world famous we...
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Aunt Beru found in Peru

Funny story: Aunt Beru found in Peru
A woman in Peru has announced that she is actually Aunt Beru from the first Star Wars film. The news has come as a surprise to nerds and film buffs everywhere, as not only was Beru killed by Stormtroopers on the orders of Darth Vader, but she is a fi...
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Sex in the UAE between men and women illegal!

Funny story: Sex in the UAE between men and women illegal!
The UAE (United Arab Emirates) have banned all forms of sex between men and women, and any other form of sexual behaviour unless the couple participating are married! A South African unmarried couple were caught copulating, not in public, and were...
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Zimbabwe's Mugabe unhappy about wasabi in Abu Dhabi

Funny story: Zimbabwe's Mugabe unhappy about wasabi in Abu Dhabi
Robert Mugabe was spotted in a Japanese restaurant in the United Arab Emirates arguing with a waiter about the condiments. The ageing dictator is known to be partial to seafood, and also enjoys spicy food like wasabi - a hot green condiment often ser...
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Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!

Funny story: Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!
Holland has forbidden Turks living in their country to protest about hygiene in their kebab, fast food outlets. It seems the Dutch authorities have discovered certain short-comings in high Dutch hygiene standards and many Turkish say, "this is normal...
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The Six O'Clock News Read By Jessica Akrill, Aged 5

Funny story: The Six O'Clock News Read By Jessica Akrill, Aged 5
Hello, everybody! And now here is today's news with me, Jessica Akrill, aged 5. Today some misters in a country where they is a lot of sand and a lot of trouble, hurt a lot of other misters and ladies and boys and girls with a 'BOMB'. That's what...
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Brazil support vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

In a perverse manner by "killing 2 cows with 1 meat hook" Brazil are now the "Messiah" of healthy living by flogging rotting meat to the world! A genial way to make the world vegetarian!
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Funny story: Windmills, pancakes, bicycles, Stroopwaffels, "Free the Weed" new symbols for a United Europe!

Windmills, pancakes, bicycles, Stroopwaffels, "Free the Weed" new symbols for a United Europe!

Dutch society is leading the way forward to reunite the somewhat distraught European Union. All of Europe was looking towards the Dutch, very flat countryside yesterday, in the hope they could adopt many of their very liberal, lovely, and quite uniqu...
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Funny story: Unnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources

Unnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources

UNNAMED LOCATION - An unnamed president furthered his or her unnamed fight against unnamed news organizations at an unnamed conference on a recent unnamed day. The unnamed president criticized use of unnamed sources for news and declared that whenev...
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Funny story: Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Dodging investigations and possible impeachment, President Donald Trump resigned from office after giving a rambling, and angry speech reminiscent of President Nixon's resignation speech. Obama, the FBI, and Hillary Clinton were on Trump's list o...
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Funny story: Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

The Cathedral of St. John the Baptist in Turin, Italy, was specifically built to house and protect the shroud of Turin, an ancient 14 foot length of cloth that bears a contact image of the crucified Christ. Last week an assistant to the Vice-Bisho...
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Funny story: Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!

Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!

In a text message to everyone on his contact list, Ruben DeMarco of New Milford New Jersey has a strong message that captures and explains his frustration. "So, I'm at the movies with Kate and my cell phone buzzes" Ruben explained "who the he...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...
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Funny story: 2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets, met at Chappaqua, New York in a palatial summer resid...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...
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