Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...
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Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Funny story: Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles
Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...
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Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

Funny story: Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news
The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...
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Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed

Funny story: Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed
The funeral for Zippy "The Spoof" Avatar adorning The Spoof website and his human counterpart has been postponed due to lack of evidence. "Were not 100% sure that they are actually dead", said the London Chief Medical Examiner in Waiting, "His wi...
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Supreme court to hear "Move the N in Wednesday to before the D" argument

Funny story: Supreme court to hear "Move the N in Wednesday to before the D" argument
The seemingly interminable battle to have the letter N in Wednesday move to its more appropriate position before the D will now go to the Supreme Court. this has angered many in Britain's Parliament who have suggested sanctions against the United St...
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Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents

Funny story: Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents
With concerns among liberals of mass deportations in the near future, a surprise announcement was made today by the White House staffing officials concerning an approved influx of legal immigrants coming to the United States. Described in the pre...
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"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

Funny story: "Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!
Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...
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Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy

Funny story: Goth Guy Killed By Vampire-Killer Guy
Last Friday began like any other day for Goth guy James Vendurbuen, a vegan breakfast, an hour long shower, two hours of hair and make-up and an hour of self-loathing. But what happened during his typical wait at the bus stop was far from typical. He...
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Russian billionaire hits Rock of Gibralter with his super-yacht!

Russian billionaire, Andrey Melnichenko, hit the rock of Gibralter with his super-yacht after failing to pay a paltry $16 million bill to a German company! Monkey nuts to some, Coconuts to others!
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Funny story: Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...
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Funny story: US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

After a topless feminist protester grabbed President Trump by the crotch while he was visiting a wax museum in Madrid, Spain, a wave of copycat attacks have plagued men who are caught alone in elevators, offices and public places. As the attacks...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...
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Funny story: Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...
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Funny story: Penguin Awareness Day

Penguin Awareness Day

People around the world are to be reminded today of the long neglected, and never mentioned Penguin, for January 20th is indeed Penguin Awareness day. The vicious vermin, known for their anti-social habits, and never appearing in any documentaries...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...
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Funny story: Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...
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Funny story: Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

"Trigger Words" wanted removed from classification of ancient hominid. A local student rights group, centered out of Bud Hert Hall, has demanded a renaming of one of this planet's ancient inhabitants. Though not seen for eons, this human-type's p...
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