Sean Spicer to Join SNL

Funny story: Sean Spicer to Join SNL
New York, NY - Press Secretary Sean Spicer has agreed to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. After meeting with President Trump, Melissa McCarthy has agreed to replace Spicer and become the next Press Secretary. Spicer was asked by President Tr...
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New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

Funny story: New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer
San Diego - Drug company Pfizer has announced that clinical studies have completed and their new drug Cinestop, designed to treat sufferers of Cinementia, has been approved by the FDA and will be available soon. Cinementia is a debilitating form o...
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Trump: A Russian Impersonator

Funny story: Trump: A Russian Impersonator
The news media has been ignoring the obvious truth since Donald Trump called Mexicans, "…rapists and murderers." The candidate was controversial, provocative and sold money making advertisement for the networks. Money talks, but were networks making...
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Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

Funny story: Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President
New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...
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Bowling Green Massacre Victims Honored After 370 Years

Funny story: Bowling Green Massacre Victims Honored After 370 Years
Today distant descendants of the Lenape Indian tribe gathered in Bowling Green to pay respects to their ancestors from 1643. Also attending were some distant Dutch descendants whose great, great, great, great cousins and grandparents might have helpe...
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Trump Reports 50% Drop in Murder Rate Since Taking Office

Funny story: Trump Reports 50% Drop in Murder Rate Since Taking Office
Washington D.C., June 25, 2017- Since taking office in January, the Trump Administration has succeeded in reducing the murder rate by half. The murder rate, as reported by Trump himself in a meeting with Sheriffs from across the U.S. back in Febru...
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Trump Interrupts Press Conference to Promote Daughter Ivanka's Clothing Line

Funny story: Trump Interrupts Press Conference to Promote Daughter Ivanka's Clothing Line
Washington, DC Ever since Trump tweeted negative feelings about Nordstrom dropping his daughter Ivanka's fashion line, there has been a lot of media blow back. Presidential shill Kellyanne Conway breaking a federal law on speaking out about how m...
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Canada to build wall

Funny story: Canada to build wall
The county of Plunk, Pennsylvania, working with Plunk University's department of Alternate Energy is in the process of turning the county's sizable collection of Canadian Goose feces into energy that according to County President Stan Klink "will be...
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Brazil support vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

In a perverse manner by "killing 2 cows with 1 meat hook" Brazil are now the "Messiah" of healthy living by flogging rotting meat to the world! A genial way to make the world vegetarian!
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Funny story: Trump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets

Trump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets

Is the pen mightier than the sword? Donald J. Trump, newly crowned POTUS, must believe so since he has been using his on a regular basis. Since banning everything from universal health care to mortgage loan assistance to the poor, from retirement a...
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Funny story: State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

The U.S. State Department has asked the Trump Administration for clarification on the development of a new Extreme Immigration policy. Since Donald Trump has taken office State Department officials have been working hard at revamping current refugee...
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Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Broke Out Of Mental Institution In 1965--How Trump Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Donald Trump Broke Out Of Mental Institution In 1965--How Trump Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

An old classmate has revealed that President Trump was sentenced to a 30 day psychiatric evaluation during his senior year at the New York Military Academy. Trump then broke out of the Ani Knaur Sanitarium in Cornwall days later with the help of his...
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Funny story: California regulators switch from guns to blades

California regulators switch from guns to blades

SACRAMENTO, CA. Frustrated in their attempt to outlaw firearms, the anti-gun crowd now has a new target. Spurred on by a mini-epidemic of fatal stabbings in Southern California, liberal state legislators from Los Angeles county are honing a bill to b...
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Funny story: To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

Today, press secretary Sean "Melissa" Spicer, (best known for his irrational and paralyzing fear of young girls from the ages of 2-7, a serious medical condition known as acute pediaphobia), controversially claimed: "Liberal scientists, funded by...
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Funny story: Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

New York, NY - Melania Trump was rounded up and taken in for questioning after a recent immigration raid initiated by the Trump administration. The raid was at a "high end" illegals party. Mrs. Trump was immediately deported despite insisting to of...
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Funny story: Leading Entertainers Put Hugely Successful Careers at Risk with Political Stands

Leading Entertainers Put Hugely Successful Careers at Risk with Political Stands

The recent spotlight on popular singer Joy Villa, who wore a Trump themed dress to the Grammy Awards, is a reminder that a number of top recording artists, actors and other entertainers have exposed their skyrocketing careers to huge risk by getting...
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