Trump claims Obama flew one of the 9/11 jets

Funny story: Trump claims Obama flew one of the 9/11 jets
In another late-night tweet, US President Trump has sensationally claimed that former President Obama was responsible for piloting one of the planes that crashed into the twin towers in New York on September 11th, 2001. It is the latest in a series o...
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Donald Trump's 59 Wag The Dog Distractions

Funny story: Donald Trump's 59 Wag The Dog Distractions
While attempting to recreate President Obama's White House situation room during the Bin Ladin raid, Donald Trump looked silly sitting in a low chair, (like Obama) placed at the end of the conference table, (like Obama) surrounded by Trump staff memb...
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New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

Funny story: New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer
San Diego - Drug company Pfizer has announced that clinical studies have completed and their new drug Cinestop, designed to treat sufferers of Cinementia, has been approved by the FDA and will be available soon. Cinementia is a debilitating form o...
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Trump: A Russian Impersonator

Funny story: Trump: A Russian Impersonator
The news media has been ignoring the obvious truth since Donald Trump called Mexicans, "…rapists and murderers." The candidate was controversial, provocative and sold money making advertisement for the networks. Money talks, but were networks making...
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World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits

Funny story: World Gravity Shortage Drives Demand for Spacesuits
New York … The Earth is running out of gravity, according to an ongoing study by the US Environmental Protection Agency. The researchers found that a lack of the attractive force was directly responsible for the over 60,000 disappearances last year,...
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Gov. Bourbon Signs Conceal Carry Law That Allows Children to Carry Without a Permit as Long as They Have a Valid Kindergarten ID Card

Funny story: Gov. Bourbon Signs Conceal Carry Law That Allows Children to Carry Without a Permit as Long as They Have a Valid Kindergarten ID Card
BISMARCK, ND--The state legislature of North Dakota today signed into a law a Conceal Carry bill that would allow children to carry a firearm as long as they possessed a valid kindergarten ID card. Gov. Doug Bourbon, eating lunch at his favorite b...
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Judges Block Trump's Cinco de Mayo Ban

Funny story: Judges Block Trump's Cinco de Mayo Ban
President Trump's attempt to ban Cinco de Mayo backfired after three separate circuit courts blocked his executive order: Now this year's celebrations promise to be even bigger in defiance of President Trump. After being rebuked by the courts, Tru...
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White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

Funny story: White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man
A Georgia state law enforcement officer was commended for following procedure during a routine traffic stop that nearly turned tragic earlier this week. Deputy Jason Hancock continued police department tradition of shooting unarmed black men, but...
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Wonder drug comes too late for Jaggedone!

Scientists have developed a drug that stops neurodegenerative brain diseases, including dementia! Who the fuck is Jaggedone???
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Funny story: Pelosi on sexism, bukkake, and a Democratic colleague's inspiration

Pelosi on sexism, bukkake, and a Democratic colleague's inspiration

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Botox devotee, plastic surgery fan, and Senate Minority leader Nancy "Nanny" Pelosi, 76, said she just didn't "know what to say" when she was asked whether she condemned Democratic Representative Cedric Richmond's sexist statem...
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Funny story: Ben Carson resigns as US Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Ben Carson resigns as US Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

After just 3 days of being sworn into Trump's cabinet as the United States Secretary of Housing and Urban Development by Vice President Mike Pence, retired neurosurgeon and presidential candidate steps down from office. In a Breaking News report a...
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Funny story: Portland's homeless to be offered a hand up, instead of a handout

Portland's homeless to be offered a hand up, instead of a handout

PORTLAND, ME--Tired of seeing men and women sitting on their asses, peeing on the streets, and pestering hardworking citizens for "spare" change, officials of Portland, Maine, have decided to put the bums to work. City officials have agreed to fun...
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Funny story: Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...
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Funny story: Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

BILLINGSGATE POST: Downplaying concerns that Mexican President, Enrique Pena Nieto has that an important part of Mexican history will be lost if the Mayan temples are razed to provide materials for the proposed wall, President Trump told incredulous...
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Funny story: Trump midnight tweet rants exposed:  Post poopie depression!

Trump midnight tweet rants exposed:  Post poopie depression!

A prominent Harvard Medical School psychiatrist has published a paper detailing the apparent reason President Donald Trump is having the 3:AM tweet rants that have become a regular part of the news each day. Dr. T. J. McCorkle states in his study...
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Funny story: SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

SCOTUS: Jurors must justify their deliberations

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In a God-like pronouncement, the US Supreme Court ruled, by a 5-3 vote, that jurors are no longer allowed to deliberate in secret. Now, to prevent "prejudice" and "bias" in trials involving illegal aliens or other "protected...
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Funny story: Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is

Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is

Washington, DC President Donald Trump tweeted at 3:30 this morning that he would provide evidence that Obama had spied on him at a press conference this morning. UPDATE: President Trump held a press conference this morning and said, "My evidence t...
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