Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"

Funny story: Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"
It has been a whirlwind two weeks for the new US president, and impeachment or the funny farm are surely just around the corner for Trump. Nevertheless, today he prepared to finish off another promise he made during the campaign - the vague one to ma...
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Edible Bitcoin Sells Out

Funny story: Edible Bitcoin Sells Out
Bitcoin is now edible and selling like hot cakes. Bitcoin is an Internet currency sensation worth $1000 per Bitcoin. It can now be converted into little bits of gold plated chocolate coins. "Each Bitcoin is worth ten chocolate bits, which are...
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"Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

Funny story: "Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration
Given the reluctance of bleeding heart tree hugging American artsy musicians to perform at the inauguration of their newly elected Dear Leader, Washington staffers have booked the Russian punk band "Pussy Riot" to headline at the event. Russian pr...
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American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins

Funny story: American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins
The American Dream, that belief in the freedom that allows all United States citizens and residents to achieve their goals in life through hard work, the opportunity for children to receive an education and subsequent career opportunities, and the ch...
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Woman loses job in high-end retail store for not being a big enough bitch

Funny story: Woman loses job in high-end retail store for not being a big enough bitch
Beverly Hills - 23-year-old Amanda Carlisle has lost her job in a luxury lingerie store for failing to be bitchy enough to the customers. "Amanda did great in the interview," said supervisor Claire Marshall, "but once she hit the floor it became...
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Witch Uses Gluten Free House to Entrap Children

Funny story: Witch Uses Gluten Free House to Entrap Children
Her walkway is lined with sugarless candy canes and her lawn is covered over with gluten free danishes. With the sides of her house made of non trans fat chicken fingers, a roof full of diet doughnuts and windows of sugarless sugar, the dimwitted wi...
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Masochistic satire writer looking forward to another year of indifference to his work

Funny story: Masochistic satire writer looking forward to another year of indifference to his work
Seattle, WA - With 2017 in full swing, satirist Richard Collins is looking forward to another year of not making any money from writing articles for a minuscule audience. "It's really exciting," said the 42-year-old office worker. "January's no...
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Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Funny story: Barack Obama: Please Come Back
Come back, come back, wherever you are. The feeling of abandonment has set in with the citizens of the United States. That is, the practical wise thinking citizens who wish to get along with people. They don't want an Emmy or an Oscar, they just want...
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Russian billionaire hits Rock of Gibralter with his super-yacht!

Russian billionaire, Andrey Melnichenko, hit the rock of Gibralter with his super-yacht after failing to pay a paltry $16 million bill to a German company! Monkey nuts to some, Coconuts to others!
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Funny story: Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...
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Funny story: Sean Spicer to Join SNL

Sean Spicer to Join SNL

New York, NY - Press Secretary Sean Spicer has agreed to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. After meeting with President Trump, Melissa McCarthy has agreed to replace Spicer and become the next Press Secretary. Spicer was asked by President Tr...
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Funny story: Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Donald Trump announced new plans for "The Wall" he wants to build between the US and Mexico. He's not going to build it - he's going to BUY it. Early last year before running for the Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump visited Beijing, China, o...
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Funny story: The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sketched against a red-white-blue November sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. Their real names are Trump, Wikileaks, The FBI and Fox News. They formed...
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Funny story: The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Trump spokesperson and Slytherin wannabe Kellyanne Conway announced today on FOX News that the Grim Reaper would be attending President-elect Trump's Inauguration on January 20. Explained Mrs. Conway, through her forked tongue: "Y...
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Funny story: Celebrities Leave Country to Avoid Playing at Trump's Inauguration

Celebrities Leave Country to Avoid Playing at Trump's Inauguration

An unprecedented amount of entertainers have been asked and have refused to play at Donald Trump's inauguration. The only ones who have agreed to play at the event are performers who are unable to get gigs anywhere else. "It was either Trump's ina...
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Funny story: FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...
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Funny story: A Birther Controversy Swells Around Trump

A Birther Controversy Swells Around Trump

It appears that Donald J. Trump is a human like the rest of us. But is he? His birth certificate says that he is the offspring of Harold P. And Alicia C. Trump. But is that conclusive evidence? His hair is orange as are his hands and face. He...
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