Donald Trump Weighing up Pantomime offers

Funny story: Donald Trump Weighing up Pantomime offers
Following the explosive publication of Fire and Fury, Donald Trump is now in talks to star in Pantomime in largely out of the way provincial theatres. Places such as Whitby, Rhyll, Brighton and Walsall are in talks for the bewigged, small handed P...
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Book reveals Trump's abnormal presidential lifestyle

Funny story: Book reveals Trump's abnormal presidential lifestyle
It is the book the President did not want to have released. "Trump: What a fucking moron!" is available in bookshops and in word-form on the internet this week. It was written by a White House insider and dishes the dirt on all of the orange haired l...
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Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Funny story: Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election
Vladimir Putin, former head of the KGB and present head of Russia and good friend of oligarchs making money hand over fist, confided in Donald Trump saying that he, Vladimir Putin, had nothing to do with rigging 2016 US Presidential Election. Whew...
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President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys
WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Trump continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 51,649,998 turkeys. While USA Today estimates...
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Diet of the Millennium? Unethical Veganism Overtakes Paleo (and Gluten-Free)

Funny story: Diet of the Millennium? Unethical Veganism Overtakes Paleo (and Gluten-Free)
Decades following the publication of Australian philosopher Peter Singer's landmark treatise Animal Liberation, which prompted dozens (some say even hundreds) of morally-conscious Americans to adopt a vegan lifestyle for ethical reasons, experts have...
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Tight Race for "The Madman of the Year".

Funny story: Tight Race for "The Madman of the Year".
Who is this year's winner of the famous "The Madman of The Year" competition? The organisation called "Politically Incorrect Psychiatrist" (PIP), is a group of experts from around the world, who recognise and award distinguished individuals in the...
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Homeless Should Pay Tax for Homes They Don't Have, Insist Republicans.

Funny story: Homeless Should Pay Tax for Homes They Don't Have, Insist Republicans.
Enough of paying taxes for the things you have. How about paying them for the things you don't have? This message resonated at the recent gathering of the group of brave men and women, known as the GOP. They decided to stick it to the establishmen...
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Hillary Exposed Again Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Funny story: Hillary Exposed Again Masquerading As Department Store Santa
Seattle, Washington - As I reported last year, during the Christmas holidays and after the presidential election, Hilary Clinton was caught masquerading as Santa in an iconic downtown New York City department store and arrested. Store management got...
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One of Hitler's Parade Limos Becomes Available--Trump Jumps On It

"Oh, no reason" Trump replied when asked why he purchased the infamous 1939 Mercedes.
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Funny story: Hillary: The Grinch Who Almost Stole Christmas

Hillary: The Grinch Who Almost Stole Christmas

Seattle, Washington - As reported Friday, Hillary Clinton was arrested after an altercation in a Seattle downtown department store. As part of her never ending "What Happened" book tour, she was in Seattle giving speeches, signing books, and was caug...
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Funny story: Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. "I can't verify 100 percent," stated Pardon, "but based on s...
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Funny story: Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Florida Bar Owner Forced Into Lawsuit For Denying Access to a Trans-Aged Person

Larry Horowitz, a bar owner in the vacation town of Destin, FL,was forced into a lawsuit over the denial of a Trans-Aged child into a bar at a resort earlier last week. The Lawsuit Lasted just three short days and ended in a settlement of $12,000 for...
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Funny story: Game show contestant told he's not allowed to ignore the studio audience's mindless shouting

Game show contestant told he's not allowed to ignore the studio audience's mindless shouting

Hollywood, CA - In an unprecedented move, taping of The Price is Right has been put on hold after 34-year-old contestant Jonathan Elders failed to engage the room full of mouth-breathing spazwits who've been bussed in from the burbs to constantly sho...
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Funny story: "Hotter than Hell:" Global Warming threatens Satan's High Temperature Leadership

"Hotter than Hell:" Global Warming threatens Satan's High Temperature Leadership

East Hades, Nether World. Exclusive to Spoof News. Official temperature reports for last year indicate an astonishing trend that, if it continues, would result in Death Valley, CA, having a higher temperature on its hottest days than has ever been re...
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Funny story: Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...
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Funny story: Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Republicans sifting through the stack of legally purchased guns that Stephen Paddock brought into his bedroom, half of which he'd converted into simulated automatic weapons, are at a loss to see how the massacre that killed 58 innocent people could h...
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Funny story: Trump would send California Secessionist to Gitmo

Trump would send California Secessionist to Gitmo

Following the lead of the Spanish president in jailing Catalonia's secessionist instigators, President Donald J. Trump tweeted this morning that he would prosecute Marcus Evans and other "secessionist agitators" if they continue to promote "Calexit,"...
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