Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI

Funny story: Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI
In a bizarre interview with Fox News, Donald Trump has made some astonishing revelations about his sex life, and admitted that James Comey's dismissal was a result of an embarrassing mixup. The President revealed that he has used a number of nickn...
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President Trump denies revealing secrets to Russians

Funny story: President Trump denies revealing secrets to Russians
Donald Trump has tried to calm rumours that he has revealed top secret information to Russian diplomats who were visiting the White House. He made a statement to the press to explain his actions. "I never told them anything!" he shrieked. "I didn'...
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Judges Block Trump's Cinco de Mayo Ban

Funny story: Judges Block Trump's Cinco de Mayo Ban
President Trump's attempt to ban Cinco de Mayo backfired after three separate circuit courts blocked his executive order: Now this year's celebrations promise to be even bigger in defiance of President Trump. After being rebuked by the courts, Tru...
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White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

Funny story: White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man
A Georgia state law enforcement officer was commended for following procedure during a routine traffic stop that nearly turned tragic earlier this week. Deputy Jason Hancock continued police department tradition of shooting unarmed black men, but...
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Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Funny story: Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged
Determined to explain why he showed up late to work again, Larry Michaels, a department manager at Sears, convinced himself last Tuesday that traffic lights are rigged against him. "I feel like the traffic lights are conspiring to slow me down. I...
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After Trumpcare, Donald Trump Is Leader of the Expensive World

Funny story: After Trumpcare, Donald Trump Is Leader of the Expensive World
For the first 100 days of his presidency, Donald Trump was undisputedly the leader of the free world. After passing Trumpcare, the new Republican health care bill that will reportedly cut several federal subsidies for healthcare, many Americans agree...
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Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Funny story: Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore
Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore. Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating th...
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Comey Firing Recommendation A Forgery!

Funny story: Comey Firing Recommendation A Forgery!
Forensic Scientist Discovers Acting US Attorney General's Recommendations for Comey's Firing Was Actually Written by Dr. Harold Bornstein Late Thursday evening, Sandia Lab scientist, Dr. Irwin Corey announced the results of his analysis of Acting...
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No fun being a burger bun on the buses!

UK buses are banning burgers and their owners from boarding! Obese munching burger people take up too many seats and skinnies are being squeezed on to bikes! Terrible for the economy!
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Funny story: Frail grandma eaten by cats

Frail grandma eaten by cats

Neighbors said it was just a matter of time before Mabel became a victim of a violent attack. Raised in a rural town near Tonsillmania, locking the the doors and windows at night was not a priority. But perhaps it is now. Grandaughter Matt...
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Funny story: President Trump Replaces Supreme Court With American Idol Judges

President Trump Replaces Supreme Court With American Idol Judges

Sparking yet another constitutional crisis, President Trump has fired the Supreme Court and assembled a panel of current and former American Idol judges to rubber stamp his Cinco de Mayo ban and other controversial policies. Simon Cowell, Paris Hi...
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Funny story: Trump To Build Wall By Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

Trump To Build Wall By Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump revealed today that he would build the wall by taxing the imputed income of mothers who stay at home to care for their children. Citing a study by Harvard economists who evaluated what a "full-time-stay-at-home" m...
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Funny story: Carrot Top Declines FBI Director Job

Carrot Top Declines FBI Director Job

The ideal candidate to lead the FBI has turned down the job, citing his gig in Las Vegas and the implosion of the Trump presidency as the reasons. But Washington insiders tell this reporter that Carrot Top, AKA Scott Thompson, felt slighted by Republ...
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Funny story: Maxine Waters Claims Vladimir Putin Bit Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

Maxine Waters Claims Vladimir Putin Bit Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: First she claimed that Vladimir Putin used her own false teeth to bite her on the neck in a tony Moscow Karaoke bar. Seems he didn't like her rendition of "Georgia on My Mind." Then she said that he grabbed her James Brown wig be...
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Funny story: Melania Trump to Sell Off White House Artifacts and Give the Money to the Poor

Melania Trump to Sell Off White House Artifacts and Give the Money to the Poor

Trump Tower, NY First Lady Melania Trump today announced, through her English translators, that she would personally take weekend trips to the White House and crate up furniture and antiques to sell on EBay and give to poor middle-class citizens.
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Funny story: Time's Up, ol' Timer

Time's Up, ol' Timer

According to the latest AAA Auto Club statistics, there are over 35 million elderly, licensed drivers in the United States. With the onset of age, there is a demonstrative rise in the amount of accidents involving older people, especially those over...
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Funny story: Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"

Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"

After admiring the portrait of the 7th president, Andrew Jackson, that he recently installed in the oval office, Donald Trump proceeded to outline plans on getting rid of illegal aliens by a humiliating and heartbreaking redux of Jacksons "Trail of T...
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