The time traveler and his time machine Vol. 1

Funny story: The time traveler and his time machine Vol. 1
Alister Darwin, a physics professor, makes an astonishing breakthrough in quantum physics which allowes him to construct a time machine in 1866. He makes a drastic decision, to takes a one way trip into the future 2.1 million years, his friends ca...
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Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!

Funny story: Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!
Punters sitting watching their fishy snacks rotate in Sushi Bars are being treated like "rotting cod" by the owners because they don't even know which fish they are serving! It seems that many supermarkets, Sushi Bars and fishmongers are flogging...
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Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

Funny story: Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!
A renowned cheap ticket airline, that originates from the Emerald Isle called Ireland, took offence when a Scottish granny attempted to smuggle her bagpipes on board a flight from Belgium to the UK! It seems the granny was hoping to entertain the...
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UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

Funny story: UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!
Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar...
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UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

Funny story: UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit
A source has revealed that the government has begun gathering large quantities of cake and storing them in an abandoned London underground station. The cake will be distributed to the population if Brexit negotiations break down and Britain is forced...
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Conservative Party pledge to make Brexit 'all the colours of the rainbow'

Funny story: Conservative Party pledge to make Brexit 'all the colours of the rainbow'
The Conservative Party have today pledged that before negotiations are over, and the rules for the shape of bananas are finally handed back to our sovereign Parliament, they will ensure 'every colour of the rainbow' has the chance of 'owning' Brexit...
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A beauty contest with a twist: the world's ugliest woman 2017

Funny story: A beauty contest with a twist: the world's ugliest woman 2017
Yes, it's true, by all appearances, she is reeking ugly and is the world's ugliest woman. She's still a virgin and her name is Phyllis Diller Bonham. In a competition usually comprised of the world's ugliest, the creepy looking Bonham beat out 6...
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London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

Funny story: London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design
'Camouflage is critical in giving our troops every advantage in battle,' Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach, Chief of the Defence Staff, told a London press conference this month. 'This is why we've worked extensively with London cyclists to enhance...
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Queen Decides She Will Skip Over Prince William and Make Prince George the Next King

"I figured, if we are going to go for a younger king, let's go all the way!" said the Queen.
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Funny story: How to write spoof Comedy

How to write spoof Comedy

Comedy Central: Comedians say that an interesting news article that glues a reader to a story is good enough to keep him interested then the spoof writer should edit the article with Comedy. The entire article will flow smooth. Wordiness will dull...
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Funny story: Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

On a budget airline flight from Poland to the UK (not the one from Ireland!), a man wearing a parachute (rather unusual?) plonked himself in front of the emergency exit ready for a jump. During the flight, luckily, a stewardess observed the strang...
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Funny story: May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

In 1940, thousands of soldiers were evacuated from war-torn France in what has now become known simply as "Dunkirk". Brits recognise the town more for its famous exodus than for anything else. With the recent release of a film on the subject, it is a...
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Funny story: UK homeless fined for leaving their household goods on the street!

UK homeless fined for leaving their household goods on the street!

A UK council in Oxford, home of many intelligent people, have decided to fine homeless people for leaving their household goods on streets, under bridges, in parks, etc! In fact anywhere apart from indoors because the homeless do not have an indoors!...
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Funny story: UK Ferrari driver destroys it so he can buy a Fiat 600!

UK Ferrari driver destroys it so he can buy a Fiat 600!

Driving a Ferrari is not quite what it seems as a Sheffield owner of the very expensive car decided, "enough is enough, get me out of here!" He decided to speed down a curvy, country lane at top speed, open the door, leap out, and let the "Red Bea...
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Funny story: Woman missing for 70 years found safe and well

Woman missing for 70 years found safe and well

A woman from Barnet has returned home after 70 years and it turns out it was all a fuss about nothing. Doris Parker left her house to go shopping for a packet of biscuits and a bar of soap on the morning of July 6th 1947 however before reaching t...
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Funny story: Brit Olympic bath towel hurlers conquer almighty German tourists in Gran Canaria!

Brit Olympic bath towel hurlers conquer almighty German tourists in Gran Canaria!

The annual Olympic bath towel hurling event across Europe during the holiday period has culminated in a grand final on Gran Canaria and, surprise, surprise, Brits beat the Germans in a bath-towel penalty shoot-out early on Sunday morning! How they...
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Funny story: The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Dark age of man: In a universe, far away, an enchanted Witch dressed as a beggar arrives at a castle during a feast hosted by a beautiful Virgin Princess. The Witch offers the Virgin Princess a mouse as payment for a meal. When she refuses, the Witch...
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