British parliament to employ Watson to prevent deviancy

Funny story: British parliament to employ Watson to prevent deviancy
The British parliament is ready to implement a crime prevention program that employs several thousand Watson computers that will serve as legal counsel for British citizens that walk the streets. After having success with the CCTV security system...
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May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

Funny story: May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion
Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...
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Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Funny story: Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!
Brits are renowned for their eccentric pastimes, and now one particular event has caught the minds of Olympians, Cheese Rolling! Normally, practiced on a small hill somewhere in Gloucester, and enjoyed by thousands of Nutters watching the spectacl...
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Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

Funny story: Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May
BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three: From Merkel to Macron to May, Three leaders with feet made of clay. While Merkel is a dumb kraut, And Macron looks like a bean sprout. Only May knows how to sashay.
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"UK Bitches on tour" T-shirts not suitable for flying!

Funny story: "UK Bitches on tour" T-shirts not suitable for flying!
If you are planning a hen party on a Spanish Island and wearing a "Bitch on Tour" T-shirt, forget it! A group of young ladies was ejected from the plane because their T-shirts were found not appropriate by the airline! A non-gay tour operator offe...
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Innovating Germans reduce crime

Funny story: Innovating Germans reduce crime
In the first known brothel of its kind, the German government is offering free erotic sessions with sex dolls only to homeless vagrants and immigrants to reduce the number of interactions with women. Why sex dolls? During the 2015/2016 New Yea...
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UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!

Funny story: UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!
Emergency services were called to a house in North-West London after neighbours observed yowling cats jumping out of windows and running for their nine lives! It seems the rather eccentric owner of 61 cats slipped into a cesspit in the house fille...
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The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

Funny story: The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"
Having "misspoke" about the cost of Labour's pledge to provide 10,000 extra police officers for England and Wales, Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott has exclusively revealed that the true reason for the gaff, was due to the formulation of a new poli...
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Non-Wankers unite!

A non-wanking website is gaining in popularity and is offering males, not females, how not to become a 'Tosser'! Sadly BOJO failed miserably after ignoring their advice!
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Funny story: British men marry foreign brides

British men marry foreign brides

A controversial entrepreneur has created a fantastic marriage agency to help British men find Eastern European wives with close to 45,000 Britons signing up. Aleister Crowley, 33, is the brains behind FamilyValues.web and aims at improving the gen...
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Funny story: May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

During a TV election debate last night, Prime Minister Theresa May attacked opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn by saying that he would not be prepared to drop nuclear weapons on the EU headquarters as part of the Brexit negotiations. Corbyn responde...
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Funny story: Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Police were called out to a filling up station on the M61 near Chorley, Lancashire, yesterday as a herd of dissatisfied cows attempted to raid an ATM! The cows broke out of their paddock claiming the farmer paid them less than the minimum wage for...
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Funny story: Winnie is really a lesbian

Winnie is really a lesbian

Emerald City News: At the film age of 29, 'Winnie the Hoot,' a cartoon character, was living in Wonderland enjoying a successful career as a porn producer and working with film stars like, Elephant the Destroyer. He had been to the 'Cartoon Oscars...
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Funny story: Well-Hung Rumours Pounded Down Currency Market

Well-Hung Rumours Pounded Down Currency Market

The value of the pound has slipped after Back and to the Left news declared the possibility of a "hung Parliament". In our defence we never said there was going to be a "hung Parliament" we said "we should hang all of Parliament". There's a definite...
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Funny story: Domestic appliance abuse problem rising

Domestic appliance abuse problem rising

Domestic appliance violence is a serious problem which is often not discussed, claims a new campaign attempting to reduce it. Discontinue Violence on Domestic Appliances (DVDA) has been launched in the UK in an attempt to raise awareness of the issue...
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Funny story: Dr Delight on the GP election lowdown

Dr Delight on the GP election lowdown

More than likely the Tories will win the election but that's OK as long as they fulfil their promises. We want to see the work houses brought back, the vote taken away from anyone earning less the £80K and the entire Empire absorbed into our Union Ja...
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Funny story: Car surfing latest rage to hit the UK!

Car surfing latest rage to hit the UK!

Surfers bored to tears waiting for waves and excitement off the coast of the UK have decided to go for a more thrilling way of getting their kicks; car surfing! Any car will do, even tiny Hyundai's or other mini cars including the famous Fiat 600!...
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