Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"

Funny story: Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"
For centuries, Britain played a leading role in transporting slaves to the New World, a trade which enriched the country greatly. Thanks to Brexit, the industry could return to the UK to give the country a nostalgic glow and an economic boost - accor...
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Pay and display on M60

Funny story: Pay and display on M60
A pay and display scheme is to be introduced on the M60, a spokesman said today. "If people are going to spend hours and hours sitting in their stationary cars on prime Manc real estate, it seems obvious to me that they should pay for it." Said 'H...
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Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family

Funny story: Britain is Invaded By the Trump Family
London, England American President Donald Trump made an official visit to England with his whole family in tow. President Trump made a number of requests, including that he would need a castle for Melania and Barron, another for Don Jr., Tiffany,...
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Russia Bans Jehovah's Witnesses, Calling It an Extremist Group

Funny story: Russia Bans Jehovah's Witnesses, Calling It an Extremist Group
MOSCOW - Russia's Supreme Court declared Jehovah's Witnesses, a Christian denomination as an extremist organization, banning the group from operating after accusing them of following the teaching of Grigori Rasputin. The order was given by the Ju...
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"This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!

Funny story: "This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!
Now please correct the almighty author of this political spoof; but are we all residing on the same planet as Mrs May or is she so far up her rear end only rhetorical bullshit comes out? The British PM has obviously been studying Thatcher's biogra...
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The Crown Prince and Jazz speak men

Funny story: The Crown Prince and Jazz speak men
It appears the Crown Prince and Jazz Jennings share a natural attraction to a common issue: "Men." The celebrity model and the Prince chatted feverishly on FaceTime over the subject. The Crown Prince , along with his friend Bacha Bazi, launched t...
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Queen's treasure found in old piano

Funny story: Queen's treasure found in old piano
Court News- The Queen declared a small quantity of gold coins stored in an old piano a commoner's treasure. The Archbishop of Canterbury says the discovery was made in Shropshire before The Lord's birthday on Christmas, when the piano's new stewar...
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Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

Funny story: Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives
UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament. The pollsters have furthe...
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Lawsuits, terrorist threats on his life, Mark Lawton's editorial clap-trap cannot keep an old spoofer down! Jaggedone reached a milestone; 1500 spoofs and still bullshitting! Now where's my cheque?
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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn has revealed his plan for the 2017 general election, even though polls show that he has almost no chance of victory. He will wear a red pointy hat and boots, and sit on a giant toadstool in his front garden with a fi...
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Funny story: Hear ye, the Queen brings back draconian rule

Hear ye, the Queen brings back draconian rule

The Queen ordered ex-con model, Meeks, 33, sent back to the US after landing at London airport on Monday. Video filmed from the airport showed Meeks upset: "I'm sick of this s***. I've been denied while Jimmy Savile ran Britain. London don't want...
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Funny story: Elton John and the spy who shagged me

Elton John and the spy who shagged me

Elton John canceled all of his performances through next month due to upset stomach and the trots that forced him to take a rest, it was announced on Monday. He became sickly after eating a salted fugu fish at an Asian restaurant run by foreign sp...
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Funny story: "Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

"Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

Fort Lee, NJ - Kevin Santorelli had no idea he would be fired until the day he returned to work after being on family medical leave. While taking care of his mother, and attending church each day, he turned on his "out of office assistant" email fea...
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Funny story: Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

BILLINGSGATE POST: A heartbreaking story from Sulawesi, Indonesia. According to local news reports, the body found inside a 23-foot python turned out to be a 23-year-old man named Akbar who had been reported missing by his wife. Authorities there...
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Funny story: Neighbors Get Restraining Order To Stop Woman From Eating Beans

Neighbors Get Restraining Order To Stop Woman From Eating Beans

A family in Higginsbern have successfully obtained a restraining order that prevents their neighbor from eating beans. Inger Clifton said she and her family had complained about a gas smell since moving in to the apartment above Flo Pyroclastopis'...
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Funny story: House of Lords save ex-pats from being unwanted aliens in Europe!

House of Lords save ex-pats from being unwanted aliens in Europe!

If it was all down to Theresa May and her Conservative cohorts, ex-pats living in Europe would become unwanted aliens living among their European partners! Luckily, The House of Lords have stepped in and thwart her plans to alienate Brits living i...
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Funny story: Theresa May Bans President Trump's Hair From UK

Theresa May Bans President Trump's Hair From UK

After mulling over a petition signed by over 1.7 million citizens to bar US President Donald Trump from traveling to the UK, the PM instead banned Donald Trump's hair from the UK. While it's long been rumoured that Boris Johnson's hair is an alien...
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