Dead body fails to make the grave after hearse was clamped!

Funny story: Dead body fails to make the grave after hearse was clamped!
Bristol, UK: A dead body waiting to be transported to the grave missed its appointment because the vehicle carrying it was CLAMPED! The owner of the hearse was DEAD sure he paid his road tax, but the brain-dead company clamping the thing thought,...
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Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award

Funny story: Unknown cook wins Chef of the Year award
A restaurant owner in Wales has won the prestigious Chef of the Year award for 2017. It is a trophy given by the International Food Tasters And Gluttons of Paris, and is highly regarded. The winner Geoff Fork, 46, of Swansea, was surprised at the res...
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Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Funny story: Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal
Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump tweeted today that he is having his staff try to arrange a visit with the Queen. Although previous inquiries have been ignored, Trump is certain she will respond this time due to the important cause of his visit. "I wish to co...
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Yorkshire village declares independence

Funny story: Yorkshire village declares independence
"What a terrific week", said Fred Clout, Mayor of the hamlet of Millington in the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. "We may be leaving the EU, but they're still a great source of inspiration over there." Following Catalonia's move to break awa...
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Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms

Funny story: Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms
London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen's famous Corgis will all be Knighted. Also, the Royal Cocker Spaniels and Dorgis will receive MBEs, while the Queen's favorite two Corgis, Monty and Emma, will be made a Baron and a Mar...
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The News At Me

Funny story: The News At Me
The world is awash with important breaking news stories that scream so loud they surely cannot be ignored. There's a endless parade of sexual assault claims in Hollywood. Ex-Generals claiming the US could lose a war against the tinpot dictatorship of...
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Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

Funny story: Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display
There was a serious kerfuffle at a shopping centre in Bangor, Wales today, when a reindeer became entangled with a wheelchair and had to be surgically removed from it. The problem began at Santa's Grotto, a temporary shop full of cheap Christmas g...
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Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

Funny story: Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!
A luxury UK prison in Boston, UK (logical), crowned as the 'cushiest' prison in the UK, only accepts meat-eating inmates because the canteen only serves pork from local pigs, and vegetarian or Muslim inmates cannot be allowed to go hungry! The pri...
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After Changing Israel Capital to Jerusalem, Trump Changes North Korea's Capital to Seoul

He is also moving the US Embassy for France to London, England, since "it's right next door almost."
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Funny story: Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

It has long been reported that the numbers of ex-servicemen who attend Remembrance Sunday events are falling. Now it appears that many of them are simply forgetting to turn up. We asked some of them to try to understand why. Geoff De'ath, 81, of M...
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Funny story: Fake news is fake news

Fake news is fake news

For months now, world has been shocked by stories of fake news. People believe president is liar or idiot or Russia is bad country. Now news reports say fake news never existed. UK Government Leader Comrade May explain to press, "There no fake new...
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Funny story: 18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

A North-Lanarkshire, 18-old month toddler, destined to become a famous painter, has caused his mum some grief after deciding to paint her carpet instead of a canvas mum gave him to practice with! The toddler, still in his nappies, showed an aptitu...
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Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...
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Funny story: Yogurt Apocalypse

Yogurt Apocalypse

British newspaper of repute, The Daily Mail has alerted the world (or anybody on the right wing, who believes this bullshit) that 73rd series of the Great British Bake Off will start the long awaited, and long fore-told yogurt apocalypse. Flauntin...
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Funny story: Queen's Speech

Queen's Speech

Along with a disappointingly snow free Christmas morning, death and destruction in the socialist realist documentaries Eastenders and Emmerdale, the Queen's Speech is now as traditional part of the festive season as seeing Darren from the office phot...
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Funny story: Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

It is November, and as usual British tabloids are getting into the festive mood by searching the country for stories of people not celebrating Christmas properly. It is a yearly tradition to whip up readers into a frenzy of loathing, and will warm th...
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Funny story: Royal Family Will Start Proceedings to Collect Royalties From The Crown, The Queen, Victoria and Abdul, and More

Royal Family Will Start Proceedings to Collect Royalties From The Crown, The Queen, Victoria and Abdul, and More

London, England The Royal House of England, including the members of the House of Windsor (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha), Stuart, Plantaganet, Spencer, and others. "Am I not royal enough to collect royalties?" asked Queen Elizabeth. "It is tragic that I am n...
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