Why is the "Special One" always grumpy?

Funny story: Why is the "Special One" always grumpy?
Jose Mourinho, Manchester United manager, seems to have a chip on his shoulder as big as his salary because he is always grumpy! A soccer shrink working for Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) called, Sir Blubby Blusby, has been studying...
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Patriots Fighting Deportation After Renouncing US Citizenship

Funny story: Patriots Fighting Deportation After Renouncing US Citizenship
Several more New England Patriots have renounced their US citizenship in protest of President Trump's incendiary comments on minorities and immigrants--now they are being threatened with deportation by the president himself. Devin McCourty was th...
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Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Funny story: Putin hacked the Super Bowl
Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
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Conor McGregor's Mom Walks In During Interview

Funny story: Conor McGregor's Mom Walks In During Interview
Halfway through an interview with Doug Loquacious of the Loquacious and You talk show during which McGregor cussed out every one of his opponents and called them weak, McGregor's mom suddenly appeared on the scene and took offense for her son's actio...
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2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

Funny story: 2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition
For the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo, teams will compete to climb a replica of the soon to be built wall on the US/Mexico border. The Japanese and Hungarian teams are early favorites for the brand new sport that will have it's first competition y...
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No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"

Funny story: No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"
One thing encompassing any sporting event is the non-foul call which so many claim turns the game into one teams favor over the other. These non-calls or non-fouls as they are so often referenced have been going on since the beginning of organized sp...
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Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Funny story: Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"
Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...
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Clown Hunting Becoming New National Sport

Funny story: Clown Hunting Becoming New National Sport
Clown Town, USA Clowns everywhere, even in the ultra-secret clown town, are worried about the clown backlash going on as neo-clowns suit up and then hang around someplace semi-public like a car wash or park and creep everyone out. It doesn't help tha...
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Claudio Ranieri wins English 2017 "Sack Race!"

An unexpected rank outsider has won England's annual 2017 Sack Race, Claudio Ranieri! He won the title alone after being a mega-winner twice, 1st time the Premiership, 2nd time lining his pocket!
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Funny story: Allardyce stumbles over Pokemon Go

Allardyce stumbles over Pokemon Go

The real reason for Sam Allardyce being sacked as England football manager has now come to light. While the official version is that he helped others circumvent FA rules on transfers, insiders have revealed that his obsession with playing games of an...
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Funny story: Honorary Doctor Andy Murray in 48-hour walk-out.

Honorary Doctor Andy Murray in 48-hour walk-out.

Following his recent back to back wins at the China Open & Shanghai Masters, a desperate and exhausted looking Andy Murray has seized the opportunity to strike from all Tennis & Fatherly duties for 48 hours. He is protesting about the incr...
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Funny story: Aussies celebrating F1 win are arrested for Malaysian flag on their budgie smugglers

Aussies celebrating F1 win are arrested for Malaysian flag on their budgie smugglers

Celebrating fellow Aussie Ricciardos win in the Malaysian Grand Prix by proudly displaying their Malaysian budgie smugglers has got the 'Budgie 9' arrested and they are still languishing in jail. Initial reports from the Department of Foreign Inef...
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Funny story: Messi's Manchester Mess

Messi's Manchester Mess

Lionel Messi will escape any punishment for his childish outburst after his side were comprehensively beaten by Arab club Manchester City. The Argentinean whinger was visibly upset when the referee refused to award Barcelona a penalty or send a o...
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Funny story: Scottish Football's Last Chance

Scottish Football's Last Chance

The swivelling bowel of corruption that is FIFA has farted out it's newest half baked after birth covered idea. The world cup will be expanded to 48 teams. The declaration which was nailed onto the drawbridge at fortress FIFA read that by 2022, like...
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Funny story: The world awaits a clash of fallen Titans not hoping for a Phoenix to rise from the ashes!

The world awaits a clash of fallen Titans not hoping for a Phoenix to rise from the ashes!

Manchester, Sunday 15th on January, sees two once titanic giants clash in a Theater of Dreams, or a nightmare for one, depending who wins and loses this monumental battle. The crowns of these two giants has slipped drastically in recent years, but...
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Funny story: The Problem With Pep

The Problem With Pep

After even more holes were shot into St Pep's wings by the incomparable lad Jamie Vardy (who celebrated his hat trick with two kebabs and a packet of Marlborough) we caught up with the Manchester City Maestro to find out what was going wrong. When...
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Funny story: Cubs Win World Series; Christ Returns to Earth

Cubs Win World Series; Christ Returns to Earth

CLEVELAND--In a move Vatican officials are calling "purely coincidental," to the Chicago Cubs' victory in the World Series, Jesus Christ, Son of God and Savior of Humanity, left His place at the right hand of the Father early Thursday morning, and ha...
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