Pre Season Permutations

Funny story: Pre Season Permutations
Pre season for footballers is completely insane. Respected journalists lose their shit at hearing a drunk man at a bar saying Ronaldo is going to Juventus. People believe that players are moving clubs just because one of their social media team has l...
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Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues

Funny story: Andy Murray just pedantic and not really interested in women's issues
Andy Murray is being hailed as a hero among sports women the world over this week, for being "automatically programmed to credit the accomplishments of women", however he refuted the claims later stating that he just cant help being a pedant. The...
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Cash conscious Arsenal's no cost, new player plan, gets the red card from Wenger!

Funny story: Cash conscious Arsenal's no cost, new player plan, gets the red card from Wenger!
The Arsenal board of directors voted overwhelmingly to provide long serving coach Arsene Wenger with the extra resources he requested to find new talent. They unanimously agreed to do this, by giving their supporters a chance to play in home games...
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Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.

Funny story: Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.
Police were called after an ill-tempered rival women's hockey match, spiralled out of control. After being recipients of some fiery and unpenalized challenges, the visiting Ravens team,decide to'even things up'by deploying their infamous 'Scarecro...
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O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones

Funny story: O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones
Lovelock Correctional Center, Lovelock, Nevada Newly paroled convict O.J. Simpson, winner of the Heisman Trophy and other sporting awards, told reporters about how it no longer bothers him if people buy and sell his old trophies. Simpson has spent ni...
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Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming

Funny story: Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming
At a GOP auction for bankers and health insurance providers, Paul Ryan was recorded touting the body slamming abilities of certain senators. Apparently the senators and congressmen with the best stats for reporter body slamming auctioned off for the...
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Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Funny story: Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver
Erin Hills, Wisconsin. Chip Fairway, reporting live from the 117th U.S. Open Golf Tournament. After having my PGA Media credentials reinstated, I am happy to be reporting from a live event for the first time in quiet some time. Through some con...
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O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison
Lovelock, NV O.J. Simpson, Heisman Trophy winner and double murderer, said he wants to return to football and add to some of his running back statistics. "I know I've screwed up a lot and so that's why I think it would be good for me to get back t...
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Brit boozing, binge drinking UK birds die earlier!

Scientists discovered that Brit female binge drinkers die earlier than their European counterparts, WHY? Easy; UK booze due to Brexit will now become 35% more expensive! That's enough to kill anybody!
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Funny story: Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle

Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle

Just because it's been quiet at the special counsel's office doesn't mean that a fight isn't brewing between President Trump and Robert Mueller. Mueller's new rack, normally neatly trimmed, is proof enough that he expects to meet the president mano a...
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Funny story: Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Looking to beef up their roster for the year, The Cuban National Football Team hired recently paroled cannibal Pepe Kerjoly. Hailing from a Serbian/Cuban family, Kerjoly was identified by prison scouts when he was a teenager and led the prison foo...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger's Arsenal get stuffed and who does he blame?

Arsene Wenger's Arsenal get stuffed and who does he blame?

A sad, humble bunch of spineless, blank-firing Gunners led by their French fumbling manager got blown away yesterday by a flock of ravaging Eagles at the Palace last night! Now normally managers would concede honorably to such a defeat but, Messr...
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Funny story: MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

In the wake of Major League Baseball's suggestions to shorten the length of the games by forgoing the four actual pitches thrown for an intentional walk the backlash from traditionalist fans has pressured MLB to change their stance entirely and in fa...
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Funny story: No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"

No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"

One thing encompassing any sporting event is the non-foul call which so many claim turns the game into one teams favor over the other. These non-calls or non-fouls as they are so often referenced have been going on since the beginning of organized sp...
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Funny story: Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Immediately after it was announced that Jay Cutler would be joining the Fox Sports broadcasting team, Cutler was seen taking a puff off his cigarette and giving a smug grin. When asked if he planned to put all of his efforts into his new career, C...
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Funny story: For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

DULUTH, GA ---- Bob Twat bogeyed two of the last three holes during his play at Friday's PGA Tour Champions' Mitsubishi Electric Classic. "It's disappointing that I actually hit two nice shots on 7 and 9," he said. "Otherwise, I'd be even further...
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Funny story: Johnny Manziel, Tim Tebow To Star In New Reality Show

Johnny Manziel, Tim Tebow To Star In New Reality Show

Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow: perhaps the most famous NCAA quarterbacks of their generation. They destroyed defenses on the ground and through the air, each earning the most coveted Heisman Trophy. Their short-lived NFL careers each saw their fair sh...
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