Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

Funny story: Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars
To some, he is an eccentric billionaire inventor who dreams of colonising Mars, cartoon-style transport systems, and other futuristic enterprises. To others, he is simply an arsehole. Elon Musk has said previously that he would like to send a huma...
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Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Funny story: Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!
Scientists in the UK are doing tests that can prove men using condoms actually handled them by finding their fingerprints, even after use (unless she puts it on)! This knowledge will be invaluable for tracking down rapists or flashers, who never u...
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Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes

Funny story: Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes
After bragging his crowds are bigger than any Hurricane he has vowed to protect America from really really big storms by building a wall to stop the weather. Scientists were initially skeptical though as the size of the wall would have to exceed t...
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The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

Funny story: The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?
A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...
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StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

Funny story: StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™
Despite the previous biblical claims of Trump.com™ Stormwall™ it has turned out to be just as useless as everything else he has promised. Despite the Godlike claims made by Trump.com™, Scientists have confirmed that the StormWall...
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Trump Tweets He Will Ask Congress to Give Him the Power to Change the Laws of Science

Funny story: Trump Tweets He Will Ask Congress to Give Him the Power to Change the Laws of Science
Washington, DC President Trump has decided that the Laws of Science must be changed, according to tweets from the Chief Executive and an announcement by his press office. The press office quoted Trump as saying that "he was tired of catering to th...
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Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Funny story: Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia
Washington, DC President Trump held a press conference and announced plans for a manned flight to Mars. "People keep telling me to go to Mars and so we will!" said Trump. Although the first passengers we had in mind refuse to go-Obama and Hillar...
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Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement

Funny story: Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement
It's true. But the yelling must be done not by teachers but by students themselves. Who after all listens to teachers, especially when they're yelling? Studies have been done on this very phenomenon, and they have consistently demonstrated tha...
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Strictly come dancing with the dead!

Madagascans do it, so why shouldn't the rest of the world! Fred Astaire would be tap dancing in his grave!
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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Washington, DC "I got tired of all these disasters upstaging me and getting all the press. It was time SOMEBODY stood up and did something about all these hurricanes and earthquakes EVERY YEAR! Well, now it will be illegal for that to happen. TAKE TH...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

To cement his place in history as the Astronaut Science President, Trump.com™ has vowed to be the first President to land a man on the moon. Claiming a decommissioned Titan missile was all NASA needed, he announced this world first Moon pro...
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Funny story: Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, claims he has found indisputable evidence for climate change. "The math is so clear that it can't be questioned. In November, we will have 15.5 total days of darkness. We must ma...
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Funny story: New Sunscreen Protects You From Harmful Stingrays

New Sunscreen Protects You From Harmful Stingrays

You remember Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter? He was snorkeling in chest deep water when he got stung through the heart by a maniacal and emotionally disturbed stingray and died. Well from now on you don't have to fear dangerously deranged stingr...
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Funny story: "If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!

"If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!

US scientists have come up with a fascinating study confirming people who are demented cannot smell 5 common odors that surround us on a daily basis. This study obviously helps people and their families to define if mum or dad is going AWOL so, Ja...
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Funny story: Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...
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Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...
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Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...
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