Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed

Funny story: Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed
Most people have heard of gay penguins, but gay spiders? Professor Quentin Webb of the University of West Ingtime has spent years studying them and has published his astonishing findings. According to Professor Webb, homosexuality is rampant among...
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Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!

Funny story: Jealous Japanese transgender fish kill both their male or female competitors!
It's a well known fact that female praying mantis and several spider species gobble up their male partners after copulation! However, scientists have now discovered a species of Japanese transgender fish that fight underwater fishy wars because they...
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Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Funny story: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!
Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...
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Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Funny story: Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country
Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...
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A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused
President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...
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Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

Funny story: Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers
A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...
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After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test
After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...
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Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Funny story: Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather
Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather. This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle Ea...
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After Changing Israel Capital to Jerusalem, Trump Changes North Korea's Capital to Seoul

He is also moving the US Embassy for France to London, England, since "it's right next door almost."
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Funny story: Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump

Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump, in another obvious effort to take the American public's minds off the Russian investigation, lashed out at Science today, saying that it is taught too much in schools. When asked to elaborate, Trump tweeted: "Everybody knows...
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Funny story: "Higher Than Everest," but where's Mt. Hercules now?

"Higher Than Everest," but where's Mt. Hercules now?

Cal Tech, Pasadena, CA. In 1875, British sea captain and explorer John A. Lawson ascended a previously unknown peak on the island of New Guinea. Its enormous height and size prompted Lawson to name his new find Mt. Hercules, whose summit, according t...
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Funny story: Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal." While...
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Funny story: 'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

Huge, over-populated global cities smothered in pollution are causing the growth of a strange, underground creature; Super Rats (No not Supermen)! Rats fed on our crap are beginning to grow to enormous sizes, have huge teeth and tails, and are fri...
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Funny story: After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After the infamous MENSA Tillerson Trump.com™ IQ Challenge the test results have been published. Despite assurances from Tillerson that Trump.com™ was a moron it now turns out that Trump.com™ did not score enough points to reach...
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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...
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Funny story: Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Somewhere in a California desert (not Area 51!): A nutty proffesor, who drives luxury limo's to finance his "rocket science" projects, is about to launch himself in a rocket to prove to the world that the planet is FLAT! Off his rocks Rocketman, (...
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Funny story: FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

Late last night, the Food and Drug Administration issued a public health advisory, warning that nearly 25 percent of Americans are pathologically fit and trim - victims of the newly-coined disorder known as "hyper-healthism." "We're at a turning p...
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