Heatwave creates innovative methods in how to get some kip!

Funny story: Heatwave creates innovative methods in how to get some kip!
The heatwave affecting most of Europe has caused many people to create methods of getting some sleep. In fact, such situations sometimes bring out the very best in people (and sadly sometimes the worst!). Here are Jaggedone's methods for UK suffer...
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Dook University Develops Prescription Cigarette

Funny story: Dook University Develops Prescription Cigarette
Durham, NC [PP] -- On Monday, Dook University released what may be a first for modern science, a therapeutic cigarette which very well could cure some forms of cancer. Dr. Ralph Jones, director of research says, "This is groundbreaking research, t...
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Scientists Work On Brain-Ray to Cure Trump

Funny story: Scientists Work On Brain-Ray to Cure Trump
Science Town, USA Ever since Trump took office, a secret organization, the Scientists for Sanity, have been working on a brain ray for Trump. "We knew right away that there was something seriously wrong with Trump the moment he started campaignin...
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Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?

Funny story: Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?
Winston-Salem, NC [PP] -- Doctors at Wake Forest Medical Center are perplexed at a sudden increase of problems in patients buttocks. They blame the Internet for the cause, based on the reports of some patients. "I was just laughing away while mess...
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Girl born with purple skin

Funny story: Girl born with purple skin
[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features. According to pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely healthy, despite he...
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Antisocial behavior vaccine developed

Funny story: Antisocial behavior vaccine developed
Some call the new vaccine racist, but scientists are starting human trials of a vaccine designed to stop antisocial behaviors. "The police asked us to come up for something to stop the rampant increase in crime. They asked if it were possible to crea...
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New robot invented to help stop certain racially-motivated attacks

Funny story: New robot invented to help stop certain racially-motivated attacks
Spottedville officials have had enough of a sudden increase in specific racially-motivated crimes. According to Mayor Jenny Smith, "You usually don't hear much about anti-white racism, and it isn't politically correct to mention it. We had to do...
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NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks

Funny story: NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks
After restarting the NASA program that lie dormant under the Obama Administration, NASA had finally discovered a planet that was fit for human habitation. They needed volunteers to inhabit the discovered planet. As a condition for funding the project...
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An Indian Moo!

Indian holy cows are more important than women and here is the proof: Moo in Indian translated to English = AMEN!
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Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
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Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...
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Funny story: Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!

Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!

The human race has many issues to deal with; wars, ISIS, Putin, conflicts, flooding, global warming, pollution, third-world famines, Geert Wilders; among many others. Now it seems humans are becoming affected by a new phenomena, LED street lights!...
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Funny story: Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently. In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...
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Funny story: Trump Has Scientist Waterboarded Until He Says That Global Warming Isn't Real

Trump Has Scientist Waterboarded Until He Says That Global Warming Isn't Real

Science Town, U.S.A. Just as Trump was ready to announce a press conference stating that he had proof that global warming wasn't true, the BBC released a beguiling story. "It seems that Trump kidnapped three of the world's top climatologists and t...
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Funny story: Wonder drug for dementia comes too late for Jaggedone!

Wonder drug for dementia comes too late for Jaggedone!

UK scientists have discovered a wonder drug for neurodegenerative brain diseases, including dementia. "Sorry, what's my name?" This drug will give hope to millions of people who tend to forget many things including Jaggedone of Spoof fame. "...
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Funny story: Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Ever since he was an archaeology student, Tom Lovecock has dreamed of dinosaur penises. Now he has an exciting new exhibition at the British Museum. He explained the idea behind it, "Who hasn't watched Jurassic Park and wondered why the dinosaurs don...
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Funny story: Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Meteorologists are predicting a late July, early August return of a unique pot cloud that formed during the three day Woodstock festival in Bethel, NY. The cloud was carried off by the jet stream after the concert concluded and eventually ended up in...
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