New species of bird named after President Trump

Funny story: New species of bird named after President Trump
An Australian bird discovered this year has been given the unusual distinction of being named after the current US president, due to surprising similarities in their behaviour. Researchers at the University of Wagga Wagga have officially called the b...
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Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!

Funny story: Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!
The human race has many issues to deal with; wars, ISIS, Putin, conflicts, flooding, global warming, pollution, third-world famines, Geert Wilders; among many others. Now it seems humans are becoming affected by a new phenomena, LED street lights!...
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Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Funny story: Dinosaur penis exhibition opens
Ever since he was an archaeology student, Tom Lovecock has dreamed of dinosaur penises. Now he has an exciting new exhibition at the British Museum. He explained the idea behind it, "Who hasn't watched Jurassic Park and wondered why the dinosaurs don...
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Trump to moon the Moon

Funny story: Trump to moon the Moon
Trump Wall, AZ - During a ground-breaking ceremony speech today, Trump outlined his goals for NASA. Local reporters are scratching their heads trying to see what the details of the Trump space program have to do with the wall or anything for that mat...
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Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Funny story: Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks
Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...
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Trump Fires Science

Funny story: Trump Fires Science
Science Town, USA President Trump announced in his third press conference today that he has fired everybody connected to Science fields, because he feels Science has in his words, "Failed us for the LAST TIME!!! "Who is always crying about Global...
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Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election

Funny story: Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election
We can't see it or measure it directly, but scientists say they can detect the decay of dark matter around the universe and on earth, especially in Washington DC. It's a new type of dark matter though that has been discovered around Washington DC,...
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

Funny story: North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Brazil support vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

In a perverse manner by "killing 2 cows with 1 meat hook" Brazil are now the "Messiah" of healthy living by flogging rotting meat to the world! A genial way to make the world vegetarian!
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Funny story: Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
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Funny story: Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Thank the heavens (literally) that the seven planets discovered by astronomers are so far away, it would take roughly 770000 years to get there, because we really do not need another planet like ours! Jaggedone, sent his favourite scientific, unde...
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Funny story: Global Temperature Drop Likely After Denialist Efforts to Discredit Science

Global Temperature Drop Likely After Denialist Efforts to Discredit Science

Washington - Average Global Temperatures are on track to fall significantly in the next few years, thanks to concerted efforts by individuals and organizations silently funded by energy companies and conservative groups, to debunk the widely accepted...
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Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...
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Funny story: Trump Reports That Venus is Spying on the U.S (and on Trump Tower in Particular)

Trump Reports That Venus is Spying on the U.S (and on Trump Tower in Particular)

Manhattan, NY President Trump announced today that he caught the planet Venus spying on the United States and found out they were planning on invading the Earth, until they heard him talking about what he would do to aliens if he ever caught them in...
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Funny story: Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System

Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System

In a series of tweets taking many in government and the science world by storm, President Trump has announced his intention to construct a wall around the Solar System, to prevent further illegal immigration of dark matter. "Invading invisible pa...
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Funny story: Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator

Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator

Jenn Swenson V.P. of business development for Texas Instruments Inc. has brought to market a product that many people feel existed already. The Wife's Calculator is 99% a regular calculator, it adds, subtract, multiplies, divides, works percentages,...
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