Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow

Funny story: Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow
Mystery solved, professed a grateful Diane Abbot after an Antiques Roadshow expert revealed that the 'strange' object she had taken along was an abacus. The rustic framework and collection of counters were identified as being a vintage counting fr...
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In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool

Funny story: In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool
Although it has been running for years, the sociological, financial and whimsical value of Big Brother is still to be decided upon by science. Dr Finkelstein from the Board of Unnecessary Science said: "For years, Big Brother has confused science...
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Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Funny story: Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens
Enough is enough, send the Trump back to Queens. Forget the antiquated Electoral College. More Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for the guy from Queens. Even with the Russian interference/collusion and the Comey self-serving interference/hyst...
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Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn

Funny story: Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn
Comic Book News- Over the last few years, some adult comic book fans have argued for diversity within the Marvel Macrocosm. Prior to the 2017 announcement that the company would be making "Mysterious Panther" and "El Cap-e-tan Marvel Guy," the stu...
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Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!

Funny story: Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!
Now there is no need to tell anybody with an ounce of sense between their ears that Brit Tabloids are full of utter CRAP! However, one particular RAG has taken taking the piss out of it's highly intellectual, intelligent readership, to a new level...
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"Impeachment Boat" is DizzyLand's Popular New Ride

Funny story: "Impeachment Boat" is DizzyLand's Popular New Ride
Dystopian theme park DizzyLand has added a President Trump inspired Impeachment Boat to their diverse lineup of fun and satirical rides. Now it's the most popular ride at DizzyLand and the top search term in the San Diego area. As this reporter en...
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Val Kilmer Gets In Shape For Top Gun 2

Funny story: Val Kilmer Gets In Shape For Top Gun 2
Executive producer and star of Top Gun 2, Tom Cruise, says there may be a part for Val Kilmer in the follow up the the 1986 classic. "I'm sure we can find a cameo for Val, we would have written him in as something, but no one even realized he was...
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Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Funny story: Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents
Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...
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Bees instead of sex on the backseat of your Nissan!

Coitus interruptus took on a new meaning as a swarm of honey making bees annexed the backseat of a Nissan in Hull. Normally "bees knees" sex is sweet but; making both can be a sticky experience!
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Funny story: Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

It wasn't the sound of mid-night footsteps coming down the hall that made Trump itchy for action, oh no, it was the three moving vans that suddenly appeared in the moonlight that caught his eye. The secret service insisted that there were no movin...
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Funny story: Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Las Vegas - Elvis sightings in Las Vegas are nothing new, in fact they are a nightly occurrence. So it is not surprising that a new act with someone who looks just like Elvis would show up and imitate Andy Kaufman. "Its an amazing act," said Elean...
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Funny story: Last Man Standing Cancelled Due to Cast Fight

Last Man Standing Cancelled Due to Cast Fight

Tim Allen stars in ABC'S Last Man Standing, a sitcom that has suddenly been cancelled despite consistently high ratings for six seasons. Speculation has run rampant as to why ABC pulled the plug on its most popular current sitcom. The most comm...
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Funny story: US TV has no new ideas so they are rebooting Roseanne and others!

US TV has no new ideas so they are rebooting Roseanne and others!

The dearth of new ideas hanging over US TV has forced them to reboot old, loved series including the ageing original cast of Roseanne. In fact, the kids from then look so old now it makes one wonder how they are going to WOW the public once again!...
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Funny story: Paris Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!

Paris Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!

Whacko's daughter, Paris, seemingly to be much more sensible than her namesake, claims that nudity is beautiful and the only part of her dad's body ever seen nude in public, his nose, was beautiful too! Paris, who does not reside in the Hilton, b...
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Funny story: Country Singer Toby Keith Hopes Not to Incite Arabians to Riot

Country Singer Toby Keith Hopes Not to Incite Arabians to Riot

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Donald Trump is taking one of the only acts that would play at his Inauguration, Country-alt singer Toby Keith, to play to an all-men's concert. "We're not sure if we could pick a more inadequate act to play to this hyped up m...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Waterboarded by Secret Service

Kathy Griffin Waterboarded by Secret Service

Some Unknown, Very Dark Location Kathy Griffin, who had a video shot of her holding the severed head of Donald Trump, has been located, somewhat. The "Secret Service," who guard the President, have confirmed that she has been taken to a secret locat...
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Funny story: Jack Reach Around is Third Movie in Reacher Series

Jack Reach Around is Third Movie in Reacher Series

Jack Reacher returns to the screen in the third movie adaptation of a Lee Child novel. Leading man, Tom Cruise, takes us on a scary ride in this much darker and grittier follow up to the popular series. !Spoiler Alert! This time, in Jack Reach...
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