Airb&b apartments ideal for a "quickie" claim Ladies of the night!

Funny story: Airb&b apartments ideal for a "quickie" claim Ladies of the night!
Global prostitutes who have no desire to work in organised brothels are turning to Internet giant, Airb&b (name changed for legal implications), for offering their clients a cheap "quickie" without strings attached, only tangas if required! La...
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Kim Jong-Un invites Noel Coward to inspect his rockets with an army of Mad Dogs and Englishmen!

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un invites Noel Coward to inspect his rockets with an army of Mad Dogs and Englishmen!
Feebly attempting to shock the world into believing he inherited Saddam's infamous "Weapons of mass destruction" North Korea Nutter, Kim-Jong Un, invited star English eccentric genius, Noel Coward, along with his army of 'Mad Dogs and Englishmen' to...
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Secret Sepia Life of Ex-Blue Peter Presenter Peter Purves Revealed

Funny story: Secret Sepia Life of Ex-Blue Peter Presenter Peter Purves Revealed
The discovery of a rare sepia photograph of ex-Blue Peter presenter Peter Purves covering legendary music hall entertainer Little Tich in cling film backstage at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, has revealed a secret relationship hitherto unrevealed, w...
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Big Bang Theory Will Kill Off Entire Cast and Start Over in Season Ten

Funny story: Big Bang Theory Will Kill Off Entire Cast and Start Over in Season Ten
Hollywood, CA In a shocking TV show announcement, CBS's #1 comedy, The Big Bang Theory will have its whole cast die at the end of Season 9, and Season 10 will introduce a whole new group of nerds. "The last show will have Sheldon assuring the whol...
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Dizney on the down-low?

Funny story: Dizney on the down-low?
MAGIC KINGDOM, CA --- In an effort to generate publicity for his soon-to-be-released Beauty's Beast, openly gay director Phil A. Condom admits the film contains a "down and dirty gay moment." LeBoyToy, kiss-ass manservant to manly Gaston, one day...
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Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa

Funny story: Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa
Pago Pago, American Samoa In the quest to find an impartial jury for Bill Cosby's rape trial, the Cosby defense team has announced that the trial will be moved to the American possession of American Samoa. This is the only place that Dr. Cosby is not...
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Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

Funny story: Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech
The world held its breath. The ozone layer remained stationary. Planet earth screeched to a halt to listen, both north and south poles cupped an ear to hear, and afterwards, the many of the universe proclaimed: Trump is presidential! Ya hoo! Bell cym...
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Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old
Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...
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Wonder drug comes too late for Jaggedone!

Scientists have developed a drug that stops neurodegenerative brain diseases, including dementia! Who the fuck is Jaggedone???
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Funny story: Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press

Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press

Perhaps sensing that the political winds are not favoring his continuing employment, White House Spokes-liar Sean Spicer released his own sex tape just this week. The video, titled Meat The Press: Gettin' Spicy With Sean "The Neck" Spicer, is alr...
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Funny story: Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Family, friends, and fans of Richard Simmons rejoiced when the missing former fitness guru turned up in a Denver area restaurant known for it's Disney-like portrayal of a Mexican village. Found living in the back of a cave feature at Casa Bonita,...
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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...
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Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their im...
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Funny story: Slimmed Down Mama "The Hut" June Donates Extra Chins To Chinese

Slimmed Down Mama "The Hut" June Donates Extra Chins To Chinese

Looking unrecognizable after weight loss and cosmetic surgery, Mama June has become a hero to an unfortunate few in China after she donated her excess chins for transplant surgeries. The extra skin stayed in China after June's surgery, now Chines...
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Funny story: Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Shocking and awing both political and musical worlds, Kim Jong Un, Boris Johnson, Geert Wilders, and Donald Trump have joined forces to sing songs of love and paeans to their political ideologies. Calling themselves the Bad Hair Boys because Insan...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Hollywood, CA The head of the secret Celebrity Career Killers Club, Michael Richards, announced that Bill Cosby had been voted the latest head. The Celebrity Career Killer Club is reserved for celebrities who have successfully killed otherwise thr...
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