SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

Funny story: SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned
Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
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Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!
North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
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All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

Funny story: All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company
Apparently Donald Trump hates the movie The Dead Zone. He hates it so much that he quietly bought up all the copies through one his shell companies, Trump International Talent. Whatever physical copies of The Dead Zone that have not been destroyed...
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David Cassidy forgot he is demented!

Funny story: David Cassidy forgot he is demented!
Seventies heart throb, regular pretty boy and quite awful singer, David Cassidy, has admitted he forgot everything he ever sung whilst performing his pop "classics" recently live in California! Sad figure, David, even admitted to his many ageing f...
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Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

Funny story: Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted
He isn't a blond, but apparently Warren Beatty has to be tightly scripted, or he'll be mystified by words on a piece of paper, stumble into a confused state, blink, refocus his eyes, blink again and ask the lady standing next to him to come to his re...
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Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race

Funny story: Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race
"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...
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Neverland interests buyer

Funny story: Neverland interests buyer
NEVERLAND, CA-The late, not-so-great Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch in Californicate is "for sale" at "only $67 million." For this low, low price, buyers get not only remorse, but also a zoo, complete with llamas; theme park rides allegedly st...
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Comedian Jon Crapola craps out

Funny story: Comedian Jon Crapola craps out
HERMOSA BEACH, CA -- Two years ago, John Crapola, who claims to be a "stand-up comedian, if not a stand-up guy," bored his tiny audience in a nearly empty "comedy club" in Hermosa Beach, California. When he started talking about his penis, ladies nea...
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Brazil support vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

In a perverse manner by "killing 2 cows with 1 meat hook" Brazil are now the "Messiah" of healthy living by flogging rotting meat to the world! A genial way to make the world vegetarian!
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Funny story: Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting

Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting

Somewhere Way Back in Rural Massachusetts The last remaining fans and friends of comedian Bill Cosby have been expressing anxiety that Dr. Cosby has so much trouble now that he is losing his eyesight. "We just worry about him straining his eyes to...
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Funny story: Head-On-A-Stick

Head-On-A-Stick

Dahomey, Africa 1842 - In a small village near Africa's west coast heads-on-a-stick were near epidemic. The first one appeared stuck dead center in the communal fire pit. Suspecting spiritual interference the tribe squabbled over whether this intrusi...
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Funny story: Dizney on the down-low?

Dizney on the down-low?

MAGIC KINGDOM, CA --- In an effort to generate publicity for his soon-to-be-released Beauty's Beast, openly gay director Phil A. Condom admits the film contains a "down and dirty gay moment." LeBoyToy, kiss-ass manservant to manly Gaston, one day...
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Funny story: Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa

Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa

Pago Pago, American Samoa In the quest to find an impartial jury for Bill Cosby's rape trial, the Cosby defense team has announced that the trial will be moved to the American possession of American Samoa. This is the only place that Dr. Cosby is not...
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Funny story: Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

The world held its breath. The ozone layer remained stationary. Planet earth screeched to a halt to listen, both north and south poles cupped an ear to hear, and afterwards, the many of the universe proclaimed: Trump is presidential! Ya hoo! Bell cym...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...
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Funny story: Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press

Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press

Perhaps sensing that the political winds are not favoring his continuing employment, White House Spokes-liar Sean Spicer released his own sex tape just this week. The video, titled Meat The Press: Gettin' Spicy With Sean "The Neck" Spicer, is alr...
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Funny story: Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Family, friends, and fans of Richard Simmons rejoiced when the missing former fitness guru turned up in a Denver area restaurant known for it's Disney-like portrayal of a Mexican village. Found living in the back of a cave feature at Casa Bonita,...
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