Eurovision Song Contest banned for health reasons!

Funny story: Eurovision Song Contest banned for health reasons!
The annual dodo show that sweeps the feet of millions in Europe away has been banned (There is a God after all)! The organisers, EBU, have admitted the terrible music, groups, singers and transvestites participating are a health hazard to those milli...
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"My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"

Funny story: "My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"
Parents in Germany have been told to destroy their daughter's "My Friend Cayla" dolls and they must use silver bullets through the heart otherwise the dolls could come back and haunt them "Chucky" style! It seems as though the makers of the dolls...
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Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump
Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...
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Bill Cosby Pitches New Show With Cute, Furry Animals

Funny story: Bill Cosby Pitches New Show With Cute, Furry Animals
Beleaguered comedian Bill Cosby is pitching a new show to NBC, the network that scored big on running his show in the early 1990s. "Since NBC is ignoring my calls and my agent told me right before he quit that I have an 'image' problem, I thought...
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Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce
Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...
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Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

Funny story: Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings
The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...
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Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Funny story: Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite
Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...
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New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

Funny story: New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air
Los Angeles, CA The Berkeley Research Panel released a poll which revealed that most Americans, sick and tired of Trump's reality show, Celebrity Apprentice, voted for Trump simply because they figured it would keep him too busy to rum more programs.
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Russian billionaire hits Rock of Gibralter with his super-yacht!

Russian billionaire, Andrey Melnichenko, hit the rock of Gibralter with his super-yacht after failing to pay a paltry $16 million bill to a German company! Monkey nuts to some, Coconuts to others!
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Funny story: Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Washington, DC Donald Trump, newly sworn in President of the U.S., had the shortest inaugural ball season on record. "Trump's balls totally bucked the trend. For the last few decades, the ball season has been getting longer and longer. Obama's las...
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Funny story: Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...
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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne admits he's not a Prince of Darkness after all!

Ozzy Osbourne admits he's not a Prince of Darkness after all!

Black Sabbath have said goodbye to their global fans for the final time in Birmingham, UK, where they originated from. During the performance Ozzy Osbourne admitted to his geriatric following; "I man not the fucking Prince of Darkness, just a born...
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Funny story: Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios

Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios

New York, NY Many varied sources have reported that they have received info from White House insiders that the whole American Defense Department is now concentrated on preventing Alec Baldwin from making it to the Saturday Night Live studios to do an...
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Funny story: The Blacklist Spoiler

The Blacklist Spoiler

Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017. The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the l...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
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Funny story: SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
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Funny story: Time is a Changing - Scientists claim an instant is now shorter

Time is a Changing - Scientists claim an instant is now shorter

The length of an instant has just become shorter, according to scientists. Researchers in Austria and Germany measured the smallest time interval recorded, and found it lasted a ten million billionth of a second. It's about ten times shorter than the...
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