Television industry facing national shortage of actors

Funny story: Television industry facing national shortage of actors
It has been revealed that there is now a national shortage of actors, with only six professionals able to work at the moment (Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Judi Dench, Daniel Craig, that bloke who played Voldermort, David Mitchell and Robert Webb) and so m...
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Speed 3 recast

Funny story: Speed 3 recast
Professional angry man David Mitchell has been cast as the lead in the forthcoming Speed 3. The star of Peep Show, Back, Upstart Crow, any panel show that needs a bit of extra bile and vitriol, and any thing that features his wife, Victoria will s...
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Dr Foster not living up to expectations

Funny story: Dr Foster not living up to expectations
Scientists are claiming that the televisual treat of Dr Foster is not living up to the high expectations provided by the rhyme. Oscar Barrington Smythe said; 'This television documentary about the toxic fall out of a marriage still has not feature...
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Sams A Celebrity

Funny story: Sams A Celebrity
Big Sam Allardyce is in talks with ITV about taking over on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" for the new season. Big Sam, 62, was last seen terrifying the shit out of Crystal Palace players in his successful attempt to keep them in the Premier Le...
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Strictly's Back and Shit as ever

Funny story: Strictly's Back and Shit as ever
Strictly Come Dancing is back on our screens and we couldn't give less of a fuck about it! Well we could but we got asked to stop writing about obscure things and making thinly veiled attacks on the right and could we please just write something norm...
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We Dislike Morrissey

Funny story: We Dislike Morrissey
Being as open minded, charismatic and good looking as we are we at Back and to the Left news often change our opinions on things. Except Morrissey. Fuck Morrissey. We were informed that he courted controversy at a gig, we assumed it's because even...
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Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

Funny story: Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!
An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided! Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal l...
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"Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Funny story: "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"
Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...
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Strictly come dancing with the dead!

Madagascans do it, so why shouldn't the rest of the world! Fred Astaire would be tap dancing in his grave!
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Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...
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Funny story: Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination

Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination

The usual petty sniping from fashion media has taken aim at Barron. However in a rare defense of a Trump.com™ the mainstream media have scorned the snipers. They point out the psychological damage the poor kid is undergoing just being Trumps...
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Funny story: Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

It's true, it's true. This is no joke. It happened in Pennsylvania recently. Two women in nun's garb held up bank tellers and demanded cash. The would-be robbers became scaredy cats and ran away empty handed when a teller set off an alarm. The...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Floss Reveals Scamatologists Required to Use the F Bomb and Other Foul Language

Elizabeth Floss Reveals Scamatologists Required to Use the F Bomb and Other Foul Language

Hollyweed, CA Emmy winner Elizabeth Floss, who is a member of the Cherch of Scamatology, revealed that it is a requirement that all True Believers of the Xenu Story must use at, the minimun, at least one curse word per fifty extemporaneous words spok...
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Funny story: 'D-List' Stars Seek An Expanded Celebrity Rating System

'D-List' Stars Seek An Expanded Celebrity Rating System

'D-List' celebrities gathered in Hollywood yesterday to support the broadening of the Celebrity Rating System by having a '+' or '-' following their designated category to further pinpoint their level of intelligence, talent and fame. ​​And leadin...
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Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...
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Funny story: International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

The International Union of Clowns, after having their convention that they all rode to in one tiny car, announced that they would be awarding Predident Donald Trump a lifetime membership in the prestigious clown union. "We feel that no one has hel...
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Funny story: A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

Saxophonist Kenny G performed an impromptu concert for charity in the First Class section of a Tampa-to-Los Angeles Delta Airlines flight last week, prompting passengers on-board to wonder 'where was a midair collision when you wanted one?'  "We...
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