"Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!

Funny story: "Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!
Ancient Russian hag, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancing star of Jaggedone's, "Nutters Beach Club" of Facebook fame, and last not least, superstar in the Erskine Quint trilogy, Volga Olga, has at last been globally acknowledged for her considerable att...
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UK music festivals ban pineapples!

Funny story: UK music festivals ban pineapples!
There are many things that are allowed at music festivals in the UK and many that are not, but the latest thing to be banned has sent vegans and fruit lovers into furious rants! Yes readers of this fab spoof, they have banned PINEAPPLES! Now Jagge...
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Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Funny story: Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?
Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...
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Monument Charged in Animal Misconduct Case: Said to be the first of its kind, more likely to follow

Funny story: Monument Charged in Animal Misconduct Case: Said to be the first of its kind, more likely to follow
Yet another American icon has tarnished his noble and commercially successful reputation-hurting the local tourist trade by anywhere from 12 to 39%, judging by newly purchased analytics used by the Uff-da Middle School Community Economics club, heade...
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"Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

Funny story: "Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond
"The name's Bond--Jamirah Bond." You've read that right, the next 007 to hit the big screens in Gold Pooter is a female. Adding to the shock of the new female Bond is the fact that American actor Halle Barry will play the lead role. Bond fan...
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Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom

Funny story: Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom
Media-Stats Inc. a data collection hub based in Burbank, CA. has revealed that the 1980's sitcom "Benson" is the least remembered show ever to air on television. David Weintraub an executive for Media-Stats said; "To say Benson is least remembere...
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Jacko and I try to give Bill Cosby a hand at coming up with some stand-up material

Funny story: Jacko and I try to give Bill Cosby a hand at coming up with some stand-up material
Bill Cosby showed up at my humble abode the other day and asked me if I'd help him put together a stand-up routine. He said no TV stations were calling him for a new sit-com about being the perfect father. And he bemoaned the fact that no companies w...
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Staten Island's New Kids Show Korean War Veterans Parkway Responds to Criticism; Adds More Diverse Characters To The Cast

Funny story: Staten Island's New Kids Show Korean War Veterans Parkway Responds to Criticism; Adds More Diverse Characters To The Cast
PLEASANT PLAINS - Staten Island's favorite Muppets are coming back for a fourteenth season this September, and they're bringing some new faces to their cast. In recent years, Korean War Veterans Parkway, the Sesame Street edition broadcast in Sta...
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Queen Decides She Will Skip Over Prince William and Make Prince George the Next King

"I figured, if we are going to go for a younger king, let's go all the way!" said the Queen.
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Funny story: The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

I joined Snoop Dogg's vast enterouge of drug dealing thugs; whores of all shapes, sizes, races, and peculiarities; along with some actual American Indian chiefs at his powwow in the Bronx Monday afternoon. Snoop Dogg's admission fee for the powwow wa...
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Funny story: Melissa McCarthy Blames Sean Spicer for Loss of "Sweet Gig"

Melissa McCarthy Blames Sean Spicer for Loss of "Sweet Gig"

Los Angeles, CA Melissa McCarthy's press agent released a statement today blaming Sean Spicer for the loss of her job. "If that twerp had given me just a little advance notice before he quit, I might have been able to arrange a new gig. But this o...
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Funny story: Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club" Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed! Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job! Our Ch...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Los Angeles, CA Kim Kardashian released statements regarding namesake North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. "Now, this Kim from Korea, he had plenty of time after his Daddy died to pick a name other than Kim because a quick look at the TV or Internet...
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Funny story: No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

The annual Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil has been hit with new regulations as bare bummed beauties hit the streets of Rio hoping to win the prize for the nicest bum in Brazil. The competition is furious as the prize is a lot of bucks and, the one-...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

After Taylor Swift was allegedly sexually assaulted by a radio DJ who lost his job over her claim about it, that DJ tried to sue her, claiming that the sexual assault never happened. Taylor Swift countersued for one dollar, and was awarded that doll...
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Funny story: Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow

Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow

Mystery solved, professed a grateful Diane Abbot after an Antiques Roadshow expert revealed that the 'strange' object she had taken along was an abacus. The rustic framework and collection of counters were identified as being a vintage counting fr...
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Funny story: Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Enough is enough, send the Trump back to Queens. Forget the antiquated Electoral College. More Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for the guy from Queens. Even with the Russian interference/collusion and the Comey self-serving interference/hyst...
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