Isle of Wight News - IoW to secede from the UK

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - IoW to secede from the UK

Councillor for Cowes, Mr David Pugh, has vowed that the Isle of Wight is to secede from the UK due to a row over the new Pound coin, however, he is keen to stress that this has nothing to do with Brexit. Island residents prefer the coins from 193...

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Housewives not satisfied with robot milkmen's service

Funny story: Housewives not satisfied with robot milkmen's service

A trial run of milk delivery robots in Dorking has run into difficulty after a number of housewives complained that they were not fulfilling all of their duties. "Ooh," said Elsa Hornie of Privet Drive. "I couldn't wait for some of that milkman-ro...

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Barry Scott in overdose and insanitary home shambles

Funny story: Barry Scott in overdose and insanitary home shambles

Barry Scott has spent a 2nd month in a medically induced coma after becoming seriously ill from drinking a potentially lethal amount of miracle household cleaner Cillit Bang. We've learned that Scott initially took to drinking the product after be...

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"Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

Funny story: "Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

It is the career "break" that stage actors have been dreaming about. Finally, a major theatrical production opened this week in London's West End featuring toilets on stage for the actors to use during the performance. "Most plays are absolute hel...

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Boris Johnson Denies Misusing Official Statistics

'We will recover £350 million per week by leaving the EU,' he reassured reporters, 'and 110 per cent of that will be directed to the NHS.'
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