Sepp Blatter shits bank notes

Funny story: Sepp Blatter shits bank notes

President of FIFA Sepp Blatter shits banknotes, it is claimed, in a new biography of his life. The Swiss football administrator goes to the gents, drops his trousers and his boxers, puckers his buttock cheeks, makes a loud grunting noise and literall...

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David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State

Funny story: David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State

Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...

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David Cameron gives thumbs up to 'deep fat fried fox' clause

Funny story: David Cameron gives thumbs up to 'deep fat fried fox' clause

As it looks more and more likely that the Scottish National Party (SNP) will block a vote on fox hunting regulations in England and Wales David Cameron has voiced support for a proposed deal between the current UK government and the Scottish National...

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MPs want to bring back fox hunting. So they can get in practice for when they chase the greatest game of all. The poor
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