Don't Fence me in.

Funny story: Don't Fence me in.

Due to the current debacle at Calais, France wherein thousands of deadbeats are attempting to get to the UK in order to reach Sports Direct outlets to replenish their trainers and sportswear, lacklustre Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave has had to hast...

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Police issue warning of a gang of 'criminal masterminds'

Funny story: Police issue warning of a gang of 'criminal masterminds'

Police from several forces have joined together to urge people to be on the lookout for a gang of crooks after a spate of robberies, thefts and other crimes which have left thousands of people penniless and terrorized many others. Throughout the c...

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BBC announce new radio station to hit the airwaves this year

Funny story: BBC announce new radio station to hit the airwaves this year

The BBC have announced their plans for a brand new taxpayer-funded radio station to hit the British airwaves. The station, BBC Radio 0, will broadcast absolutely nothing but dead air 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And the station's manager, Mar...

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F1 Women Drivers...Tut!

Dizzy blonde F1 driver Maria de Villota recalls she crashed hitting a tree. "It wasn't my fault" sha said "I beeped the horn!". Villota has since secured a job as a lollipop woman on a one way street.
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