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Monday, 5 September 2011

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China sold these reject missiles to Libya because they were supposed to be red and yellow

GENEVA, Switzerland--Now that ousted dictator Muammar Gaddafi is no longer able to set as policy the hating of Christians, Jews, the English-speaking world and Berbers, connections to Libya from all over the planet are creeping out of the woodwork.

Left behind: that loser superpower, Japan.

It was never a secret that Russia, and earlier, the Soviet Union was a huge buddy of Libya. It seems, though, that the CIA and MI6 utilized their friendly neighborhood Libyans to beat the truth out of some folks. Even German intelligence services got in on the fun.

China took the friendship a few steps further by selling arms to Libya and and training Libyan missile experts.

Japan, for whatever reason, just didn't want to play along by bashing Gaddafi publicly and then working with him behind everyone's back.

Nana-nana, boo hoo, it's their loss, not the rest of the world's!

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