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Tuesday, 27 December 2005

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Exclusive photo of Wafah Dufour dressed in her "terrorist gear".

New York - Osama's Niece, Wafah Dufour, is fed up with Americans "not accepting her", she said in an interview with GQ magazine. "Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him (Osama)", she told reporters.

But spoof has obtained an exslusive photo of Wafah Dufour in her "classic" terrorist outfit.

When GQ asked her about the photo she explained "I was going to a Halloween party."

Her claim cannot be confirmed and experts say the gun hoisted on her back is inded real and fully loaded.

It is believed that Dufour adopted her mothers maiden name just after 9/11 only raising suspicions that she is a terrorist.

When asked why she changed her name she said "I was afraid I was going to get caught" and "someone would want to kill me."

Dufour claims that she does not know where he uncle Osama is and says if she did she "would not tell anyone".

The CIA has been monitoring Dufour to confirm her claim.

She Bares All...Almost -

Dufour recently appeared in several magazines almost nude. In one, she is sprawled on a bed wearing lingerie and a feather boa with several grenades and guns laying around her. In another, she appears in a bubble bath filled tub holding a rocket launcher.

It is unknown where the images were initially taken but some sources say that they ere taken right here in the US because the pictures are "considered obscene by conservative Muslims", says Dufour.

Dufour is also hoping to have some of her "children's music" published and sold in major US stores next year.

The FBI has denied her releases saying "there will be hidden messages to corrupt our children and make them terroirsts".

If Dufour is a terrorist, the CIA says "We will treat her as such. We would want to know where she was trained."

Suprisingly, the suspected terrorist has not done a lot to "hide" herself as she put it. "If I was a terrorist, wouldn't I be hiding"?

Later this week, the FBI is expected to get court orders to tap her phone and watch her house.

"we would love to see more pictures of that body," said one agent. He has since been fired.

No Word From Osama -

Since the story broke, Osama has not made any public statements. Sources say he is still on "holiday".

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